Abuse

[sweatyfox]

Hi

A few arguments going on over the past week over video content, stereotyping of male members, appropriate levels of criticism on the boards.

So here's a thread just to hurl abuse at each other (whilst clearly not meaning it!). Because this is just to let off steam and not meant to be serious, comments must be throwaway and totally unfounded on any evidence or proof. They must not be personal or hurtful but rather provocative, ridiculous and totally unsubstantiated. Most of all they must be designed to be responded to/countered, so that your opponent cannot resist replying to them.

I'd like to kick things off/start the ball rolling by saying that you are all a bunch of cocks! With bells on! So come on......

SF

[Quartz]

I agree.

Next.

[Yealith]

.... that you are all a bunch of cocks! With bells on! So come on......

SF
A bunch of cocks :D, you bugger! I knew it from the beginning, that all of you must be some halfwitted lame ducks with nothing better to do than criticizing innocent naked girls. Yep.

[crepescule]

Why, I oughta...

[HandsomeJohn]

Wankers!

[vmsmith]

Excuse me, is this the right room for an argument?

Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you PAY!

[Dafydd]

Aaah, bend over and take it like an altar boy, you vapid, vacuous wanksplash!

[sweatyfox]

Fuck off, you twat!

And VMSmith, I'm told you always have to PAY if you want it. And this is not a proper argument, you're just contradicting me. No I'm not! Yes you are! I'm not, I'm bloody not. how could you say such a thing?.

Come on then you pricks.

(Please remember this thread is meant as a release for your anger and frustration, I love you guys really and Jellibabe and Mrs Roops are both gorgeous, so leave these lovely ladies out of it. If I didn't have so much vodka and coke (coca-cola by the way!) inside me, I would not be talking in such a rude and impolite manner).

[vmsmith]

Fuck off, you twat!

And VMSmith, I'm told you always have to PAY if you want it. And this is not a proper argument, you're just contradicting me. No I'm not! Yes you are! I'm not, I'm bloody not. how could you say such a thing?.

Come on then you pricks.

(Please remember this thread is meant as a release for your anger and frustration, I love you guys really and Jellibabe and Mrs Roops are both gorgeous, so leave these lovely ladies out of it. If I didn't have so much vodka and coke (coca-cola by the way!) inside me, I would not be talking in such a rude and impolite manner).

That Sweatyfox is a real ass, I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah, holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

(I think that covers it)

Warmest regards,

Smith

[Bob]

Wankers!
Is that supposed to be an insult?

[Jorinel]

four-flushing

On a point of information - is four-flushing better or worse than two-flushing?

Jorinel

[vmsmith]

On a point of information - is four-flushing better or worse than two-flushing?

Jorinel

It is precisely twice as bad, but not nearly as bad as six-flushing.

[Jorinel]

I accuse myself of............................................

Oh dear, if I post this to this thread I'm guilty of...

.................................................. .....................Self-Abuse

I take heart from the fact that I am not alone.

Jorinel

[timbit]

Hello? Is this where I come for a spanking?

[sweatyfox]

Bend over you bitch!

:p

[bubbatech]

Yall are all Cunt -lickers, and ass kissers

And I MEAN THAT!!!

[Tobias Vaughan]

I'm surprised that baby eating Bishop of Bath and Wells fellow hasn't relieved himself in here yet...

Bald-RICK, fetch the thumbscrews darling!

[pjay]

Yall are all Cunt -lickers, and ass kissers

I kind of take that as a compliment.... two very pleasurable activities :)

[calliope]

Please continue. (www.ebaumsworld.com/sjackson.html)

[Red~Druid]

Bunch of English panty-wastes!

[Aquamoo]

Is this the room where I pick up my dead parrot?...Spankings?...Spankings???..MMMM...Is this the castle Anthrax? I am the good knight Sir Robin of Camelot and I am in search of the wholly grail...But as I am now surrounded by naked women..LET THE SPANKINGS BEGIN!

[calliope]

Bunch of English panty-wastes!
Got our broomstick stuck up our fundament,have we.?

[eggplantbr]

Yall are all Cunt -lickers, and ass kissers

And I MEAN THAT!!!

With the possibilty of a few cock-suckers as well perhaps??

[eggplantbr]

Is this the room where I pick up my dead parrot?...Spankings?...Spankings???..MMMM...Is this the castle Anthrax? I am the good knight Sir Robin of Camelot and I am in search of the wholly grail...But as I am now surrounded by naked women..LET THE SPANKINGS BEGIN!

Ummmmm....sorry to interrupt, but have you by any chance seen the machine that goes "bing"?

[Tank]

SF,
I have lost all respect for you! Only a total fuckhead would start a thread like this one! The only bigger fuckheads are those who then go & post to it ............... OOPS, I guess that now includes me! :o

Tank
"The wall was high and I fell asleep"

[sweatyfox]

Excuse me.....their seems to be this annoying little fly buzzing about around my face.

Glad you added your name to the list of ignorant plebs who actually bothered to post to my thread, thus displaying your idiocy for all to see.

Everyone here is a jerkoff and I hate this site, only joined cos I couldn't afford a subscription to fuzzybearmenfuckmidgetgirls.com.

SF

[vmsmith]

Everyone here is a jerkoff and I hate this site, only joined cos I couldn't afford a subscription to fuzzybearmenfuckmidgetgirls.com.

SF

Your link doesn't work. There's nothing that get me hotter than a fur-covered man shagging a midget lady. It seems that you were teasing and are keeping the link to your world-class midget porn to yourself.

Please forward a working link, or I will hunt you down and pull out your nostril hairs one by one.

Thank-you,

-Smith

[sweatyfox]

And thank you VMS for another scintillating and fascinating contribution to this shoddy crappy thread that I started!

That site I'm afraid doesn't exist yet, though no doubt now one of you stoners will try and set it up to compete with womenmoustachecreampies.com

SF

[Bob]

"The wall was high and I fell asleep"
What is this an excuse for??

[Philos]

"The wall was high and I fell asleep"

What is this an excuse for??
For failing to escape from the asylum, of course.

[vmsmith]

What is this an excuse for??

It depends on whether Tank is blocking his path in or out.

Judging by his constant whining, I would say he's being kept in someplace, for the good of us all.

-Smith

[Tank]

It depends on whether Tank is blocking his path in or out.

Judging by his constant whining, I would say he's being kept in someplace, for the good of us all.

-Smith
VM, If I wasn't half asleep, I'd come & knock your block off for that one....

Tank
"The wall was high and I fell asleep"

[Philos]

VM, If I wasn't half asleep, I'd come & knock your block off for that one....How can you sleep with all these gorgeous chicks flashing their private parts at you every day? Here comes the abuse: You've got no sex-drive!

[Tank]

Here comes the abuse: You've got no sex-drive!
Ouch, that hurt!! :mad:

Tank
"The wall was high and I fell asleep"