Jemma breaks her silence...

[Jemma]

Hello fellow AW users! Firstly thank you to all the people who looked, commented on and/or enjoyed my shoot. If you guys can take the time to look I guess it's fair I take the time to thank you!

I had an absolute blast doing the photos and I had heaps of fun making the video...yet to be released. Since viewing the photos and reading your comments my ego has reached dangerously high levels! I am not one to usually blush but I must confess, reading so much positive feedback made me go bright red! You guys are ace!I hope you all like the video the video as much as the photos.

If you excuse me, I must love you all and leave you all as I'm off to explore some other beautiful woman that AW has produced.

With cheers, kisses and kind affections
Jemma

[susie]

Hey Jemma!

Welcome to the boards, and thanks for posting. I am glad you had a good time with your shoot - Nico and I had a good time shooting you!

Hope you are well, and happy!

s

[pjay]

Hi Jemma,

Glad to see you posting here. Unfortunately I can never think of interesting questions to ask the models, but I'm sure some of the other members will come up with something intriguing!

In the meantime, thanks for your excellent pics, looking forward to your video, and have fun exploring beautiful women (hey, that sounds like a theme for a photo shoot ;) ).

[Excelsior]

Jemma, welcome to the boards! Your shoot was beautiful, and your charisma and personality shined in front of the camera, along with all the other wonderful things... Your hair was positively exotic, and the red band eye-opening! Way to work those accessories, girl! I don't often look much at the dressing room pics, but your bright red undies drew my attention as well. Brava, dahlink...

[hannibal8]

...my ego has reached dangerously high levels!

Ooooh... dangerous. :) If you go supervillain, can I be one of your minions? (Susie might not have mentioned that, but it's in the contract, somewhere. You get minions.)

Have fun perving on the ladies, Jemma. Loved the set!

[Jemma]

A complement on my hair is always welcome!Red is my favorite all time colour so I try to incorporate it into all aspects of my life. Hair seems like an easy way to express yourself.

As for the minions, well I'm sure no one informed me of this! If I had of known minions were apart of the package, mate I would of became a model years ago!

[Excelsior]

Well, we're not so much minions as we are lackeys...

[lowhang]

Jemma - Congrats on joining the Abby Winters family! I just love this site! It is the only place I have found REAL content at any pay site I've seen. Thanks to Abby and Family for making it possible!

I really enjoyed your photos! I appreciate a girl who is not afraid to show what she has been gifted with! I hope you will be doing more shoots soon! Ever consider a Tier3 GG before? I think members would really enjoy that! Nothing is more sensual than exploring beautiful women -- as you know! Anyway, keep up the great work, happy smile and awesome attitude!

[skrinl]

Hey Jemma! Thankyou for letting me see with out any clothes on! :)

[Jemma]

Letting all you wonderful people see me naked was just as much a pleasure for me as it was for you! Thank you once again for all the kind words *blush*

I really noticed with my picture set (and so many other sets) the difference in attitude comparing begining to end. The girls make it really easy to relax and as the shoot progresses you confidence and attitude changes. I was so nervous at the beginning! I was shaking and I kept knocking things over because of the nerves! It was a little humiliating being so clumsy but once I became more comfortable and confident I stopped spilling things and knocking them over!

By the way, I am truely flattered at your tier 3 request! Tier 3 would be a little full on for me though...I'm kinda shy around girls, most of my mates are guys.

[jvak]

No to worry: I'm sure the minions would be satisfied with a GG tier 2 :D

Here's hoping :o

Jvak

[laevis]

Oh my!.. You're very beautiful. You look relaxed and confident in your videos. I love Jemma!

Now, have you read (or skimmed) through "The AW Gracie W. Naughty Story III?" I'd like to ask your permission to use your photo as the character of Dana DeWitt -- our muse, as it were. Would that be possible?

[Jemma]

That would be awesome! I'd love become the face and body of one your characters! Now you've got me blushing all over again! xox

[laevis]

That's great, Jemma! Thank you. Keep reading the Naughty Story III; it's good erotic reading and you've just become the beautiful face of the President of Corporate Strategy of Qbe Insurance in Australia -- the main love interest in the story! Not bad -- not bad...

[Jemma]

Ah it's all in a days work!

Thank you. You've just made this the best Australia Day ever!

Oh and Happy Australia day to all the international members of AW from all the Australian models of AW!

[laevis]

Aww, thank you, Jemma, for being sooo sweet! ;) I'm happy I had a part in making your Australia Day a little more satisfying, amiable and pleasing! :)

"All in a day's work..." Nooo -- great genes and a winning personality got my attention, sweet heart...

[laevis]

Actually, Jemma, do YOU have any ideas regarding who might make a great face for Dana's love-interest, Frank Moriarty? I just have no idea. But, now that you're the face of Dana, who do YOU think is a real male hottie these days (with a picture that's fairly easy to find on the net)? It's the last favor I'll ask of you, I promise. Just ANY thought -- throw something out there, if you would...

[skrinl]

Jemma I am glad that you are pleased to show us everything...so you will show me more soon then? :)

[Jemma]

LAEVIS:- I welcome favours and enjoy being described as helpful so I would love to be of assistance. I need 24 hrs to come re read the story and I'll come back to you with with the perfect person. So rest your weary little head and worry not. Jemma come Dana will fix everything!

[Dafydd]

Hi, Jemma! Thanks for posing and posting. You seem like a lot of fun, and your body's really beautiful. Can't wait to see your video tonight! :D

[Jemma]

I'm glad you are looking forward to seeing it. I'm looking forward to seeing it to. When the video was shot I was a little nervous but nowhere near as nervous as I am waiting to see it! If it get's even half as much positive feedback as my photos got, I'll be over the moon.

Today the temperature reached ridiculous degree and I had not one lacky or minion at my beck and call. Not one. Slightly disapointing... But I can't stay mad at you guys! xox

[Excelsior]

Jemma, dear, when we please you we are minions... when we displease you we are lackeys... Glowing in your forgiveness, sending you a cyber-whooshhh from cold North America.....

Better? No? Me bad lackey...

[skrinl]

Jemma I would offer you a cool shower here any day...just name the temp.! ;)

[Excelsior]

Checked your vids, Jemma... very fun! It's official, you need to do a Redux in a car, and really show us how you go about your drives!

Great boobs, girl! Who could ever throw anything at you??? It couldn't have been a shoe... it must have been big mardi gras beads... I'm not sure if you know the fine New Orleans tradition of throwing beads to women at mardi gras?

Please, please tell us that you're doing an IM... At least think about it... Cheers, luv

[hannibal8]

I LOVED the narrative in the first clip! Lovely, charming and funny. I think this is my new favorite interview video. <3
Your grateful minion,
Hannibal

[Jemma]

Although I am extremely grateful for having such helpful and devoted minions/lackeys, I must confess hannibal8 that I don't really inderstand your message. 5 or so hours later it is still downloading so I haven't seen it and can't remember what exactly I shared about myself with you guys. No doubt I spoke before thinking. That's me though. Painfully honest and sometimes lacking tack and appearing in your face. It's all good though! Soon enough I'll see my video too and be able to make more appropriate conversation with all my lovely minions and lackeys! Hope you all enjoyed it.xoxoxox

[Jonagold]

Hello Jemma ! At the present time, I am downloading your videos. I'm sure I'll enjoy them. I'll be back later to comment them !

Kisses !

[Jonagold]

OK, I have just watched the videos, and... I couldn't get my eyes off of your boobies. You said 'People say my boobs are great, but I can't say it myself'. But YES : your boobies are really fantastic !

For the rest, the trouble is I had some diffculties to understand everything you said. But I now know you love sex, which is important, and I hope you'll come one sweet day to visit Belgium... and rent a car !

Kisses

[Jemma]

Jonagold: I'm glad you enjoyed the videos and I apologise for my poor articulation and diction. I have a really full on Auzzie accent and I would be surprised if anyone outside my own nation would even recognise that it's English I'm speaking!
I've so far only seen 2 of the 3 videos and they both made me laugh. AW really managed to capture a true picture of who I am as a person and from what I have so far seen the editors have done a top notch job. The model (certainly in this such case) can not accept full credit. AW staff do most of the work. I just had some fun in the nude really! None the less, I am having an absolute ball being involved with the site and I really enjoy the contact with members, staff and models. You members really help to make this such an enjoyable adventure. xoxox

[Luxman]

Woah! What a cute voice! It matches very good the person.
I had not too much problems to understand you, that's a good sign. :)
Not only the editors did a top notch job, the star of the videos did too.

Lxm

[Jemma]

Lxm: Thank you once again for your kind words. I am going to have to move into a larger home if my already over inflated ego continues to grow with such sevre rapid consistency! Who will cover the extra rent!?
Anyway...lets get back to business my friend. The next paragraph will do absolutly nothing to alter my "80's gal" reputation I have acquired! Are you fammiliar with an Australian comedian Paul McDermott? He used to be in comedy trio Doug Anthony All Stars (DAAS)? He really, really does it for me. Not so much these days but in his prime... Those who are familiar with DAAS will understand and those who aren't will think I'm insane but yet I continue to type...
Any thoughts on this???

[hannibal8]

Although I am extremely grateful for having such helpful and devoted minions/lackeys, I must confess hannibal8 that I don't really inderstand your message...

Sorry, I should have made that clearer. I thought you were very funny in the interview. Love your sense of humor, and I hope I wasn't taking any liberties with it in my last post. :)

[Jemma]

Well I'm very pleased to be the first to share with you that Abby has asked me to do another shoot. Without the ongoing encouragement/support from all you lovely members it wouldn't happen. So you haven't seen the last of me yet!

[falkenhayn]

Well I'm very pleased to be the first to share with you that Abby has asked me to do another shoot. Without the ongoing encouragement/support from all you lovely members it wouldn't happen. So you haven't seen the last of me yet!


I'm so glad !!!!:D:D:D

[hannibal8]

Rock on! Congrats, Jemma. I can't wait to see the next shoot. Would you believe you've just made my day, for the second day in a row? :)

[Jemma]

Two days in a row hey, Hmmm...I wonder what tricks I've got up my sleeve for day 3? Unfortunetly I'm out of ideas to make your day tomorrow. Apologies for that. Perhaps you could just reflect back on the previous two days to relive the experience as I am all out of ideas!

You members seem like a fairly witty bunch though, any suggestions for upcomming shoot? I would greatly appreciate the assistance! xox

[bookmanz]

Hi Jemma, greatly enjoyed your videos! Hearing your tales of escapades behind the wheel in your Aussie accent. You've a great smile and lovely breasts! Glad to read you will be doing a redux for Abby.

[blissed]

I enjoyed playing the game with you today and allways do :) It's nice to have questions that relate to each other like a conversation.
2356
he does look a bit wierd doesn't he but he's all yours :)

Actually I've used this one before but I like him.

2358

don't forget his mate.
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[Jemma]

Blissed, how do you make those pictures come up? My computing skills leave a lot to be desired!

[blissed]

I explained it to somebody else here
http://forums.abbywinters.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=63246#post63246
It sounds complicated but it isn't.




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If you click on quote at the bottom right hand corner of this post you'll see the code for the picture is something like [attach]2345[attach] every time you want to post a picture, come back to this post copy the code for the picture and replace the 4 figure no. in the middle with the one of the pic you want to post. You find that no. by following the instructions in the link I've given you. Once you've remembered the steps it's really easy. It's just the remembering the steps part that took me a while.

[josephine_s]

You...are completely beautiful!

[Jemma]

Thank you Josephine! I feel the same way about you. What a coincidence!

I enjoyed looking at your photos but not nearly as much as I enjoy reading your posts. A beautiful girl with a beautiful mind.

[Excelsior]

Hey, Jemma, dear:

Replied to your bedroom attire thread... and definitely thought that this would be good redux material for you... That is, you could put on some of your favorite bed attire... You know, I haven't thought much about it, but AW models don't really wear much lingerie... You'd think that there might be more exploration of that, but not so much here...

O, and never apologize for your accent/pronounciation. I love it! It's so "out there," electrical, and spontaneous... Your voice has this nice "buzz," like a live electrical wire... Keep it!

[blissed]

When you've got lyrical talent :) it's a crime not to use it on valentines day, so here you are Jemma, this is for you :)

http://www.thesims.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?p=246450#post246450





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[Jemma]

Thank you very much Blissed!

I'm very lucky to have such lovely people send me such lovely words. I hope your Valentine Day was a special one and I really appreciate the poem. xoxox

I've been trying to reply with some lyrical genius of my own but it's not comming. I will keep trying and get back to that one.

[blissed]

Glad you liked it, I liked writing it, although the first line,
"shall I compare thee to a summers day"
I think I might have heard that somewhere else, I'm not sure :)

That's the thing about lyrical genius you see it's elusive.
You have to prepare your mind, Drink half a bottle of vodka and see what that does :)

What if I start you off with the first line.

I wandered lonely as a cloud...............................

[Jemma]

I wandered lonely as a cloud but happy as can be,
Creating a poem that I may sprout to thee,
I pick up my guitar and I began to strum,
Before I know it, I've written you a song!

...Maybe not lyrical genuis but it was written for you so the sentiment surely must outweigh it's short commings.

with love
Jemma xox

[TowelBoy]

... with love
Jemma xox

Dear Jemma,

What's this ! - Have I been dropped ! - I'd like to remain part-time if possible ?
Please say you will allow me to continue to function in this limited role.
Of course after your Redux Lingerie Shoot is on site -
You will be overwhelmed with admirers - and I will fade from your memory forever !
:o
TowelBoy

[blissed]

I wandered lonely as a cloud but happy as can be,
Creating a poem that I may sprout to thee,
I pick up my guitar and I began to strum,
Before I know it, I've written you a song!

...Maybe not lyrical genuis but it was written for you so the sentiment surely must outweigh it's short commings.

with love
Jemma xox

Hey it certainly does!, well sprouted! :) * applause *............
Thanks Jemma that was nice, do we get to hear the song :)




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[Jemma]

Towelboy! You shouldn't be afraid of a little healthy competition! You need to focus on the positive such as; at the end of the day everybody needs a towel. If a boy happens to be attatched to that towel well thats even better.

Haven't been around for a few days because I've needed to recover from a long journey I took recently to a Towelcave. That coupled with the fact that my holidays are over and I'm back at school again. So on the whole it hasn't been a very good week!!

Unfortunetly I am inundated stuff to do today so I can not tell you guys everything I want to. Damn. Anyway... I must love ya and leave ya for now.

[yusanord]

Hi Jemma, you have probably mentioned it before, but what do you study if you don´t mind asking ? Do you have many years left ?

yusa

[TowelBoy]

Towelboy! You shouldn't be afraid of a little healthy competition!
You need to focus on the positive such as; at the end of the day everybody needs a towel.
If a boy happens to be attatched to that towel well thats even better.
Haven't been around for a few days because I've needed to recover from a long journey I took recently to a Towelcave.

Dear Jemma,

I am so pleased to hear you made it back home safely.
I hope you have had the chance to read the explanation for my absence ? ... you may ... Look Here (http://forums.abbywinters.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=67512#post67512)
I'm glad to hear that despite my blunder I'm still in the race ... so to speak !
If you need your White Fishnet Top back ... you know where to find me ... I'm keeping it safe for you ! ... :o

That coupled with the fact that my holidays are over and I'm back at school again.
So on the whole it hasn't been a very good week!!


Jemma - In your profile your age is listed as 21 ... " Back at School " doesn't mean High School * ... I hope ? ... :o
Waiting with heightened anticipation !
:)
TowelBoy

* Thought I better add that I know you said in your " jemmavid1.wmv " that you were studying Childcare full-time -
Otherwise you might think I was pretty slow ... having watched your Videos at least 50 times ... that is ... :o

[blissed]

I'm glad to hear that despite my blunder I'm still in the race ... so to speak !

After seeing her video, I think theres got to be loads of people who like Jemma.

[daimm9]

Oh Wonder of Wonders
If you're back at School, but are too old to be a schoolgirl, you must be a Schoolmistress.
I am sure that I must be guilty of something, even if only in the mind, so What is my punishment to be?
And will I enjoy it????????

DaiMM9

[Jemma]

You guys make me laugh all the time. Such an amusing bunch.

Well for those of you who are interested I am in my final year of Dipoloma of Childrens Services. I still don't know if it's for me though. It seems kinda easy for a career so I'm thinking about going for my Bachelor of education...who knows!

Every week I seem to have a new scheme or idea about what I wanna do with my life. I've just got no ideas to be honest.


Well faithful lackeys and minions, I have to go and hit the books. I'll be back soon, the next time I post here I'll do it properly, I promise, I know I haven't answered all questions yet. Sorry guys but I'll make it up to you. xoxox

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

It seems kinda easy for a career so I'm thinking about going for my Bachelor of education...who knows!

Puts his hand up and says ... " Miss Jemma - May I ask a question ? What is that ring in your Nose ? "
Miss Jemma scolds him ... " Don't ask stupid questions ! "
He sheepishly replies ... " Sorry Miss Jemma. "

I've just got no ideas to be honest.

So modest ... I've been greatly entertained by many of your Ideas ... you're very funny ... in a good way ... :)

Well faithful lackeys and minions, I have to go and hit the books.

I'd prefer to called one of your admirers ... obviously not a very secret one though ... :o

Sorry guys but I'll make it up to you. xoxox

Oh that's alright ... I'm looking forward to being made up to ... what a thrill !
;)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Hey

[Jemma]

Hey guys, I'm back. YAY!

Towelboy;

[TowelBoy]

Hey

Hey Jemma !

[Jemma]

Sorry, my computer is having a slight midlife crisis and is chucking a tantrum but I think I've sorted it out now. I have however lost my train of thoguht...Umm, I dunno.

Daimm9, I dont think I would make a very goood mistress even if I tried! Things like that just seem to amusing to me. I have trouble taking things seriously. I think a mistress should probally kinda be a little more stern than myself. On the other hand you say you are guilty of something so my sense of justice tells me you should be punished, I may have to get back to you on that one.

Towelboy: I'm glad my ideas are amusing to you. I'm always telling people how funny I am but they don't believe me. Theyt keep telling me to "shut up" and "you're not" but thanks to you towelboy I have written confirmation that I am 'greatly entertaining' WOO HOO!!! I knew somewhere out there, someone might agree with me!

I know I told you guys I would provide something a little more substantial but I really must be off. I can not believe how much work they are making us do! It's like second week back and I'm already snowed under by useless assignments. ARGH!!!!

By the way Towelboy, I'm sorry if we left a mess outfront of your cave. My bad. Please keep the fishnet top I left as token of the occasion. Consider it a prize, 50 times is a lot of times to watch one video!

Be good or be good at it xoxo

[TowelBoy]

Hey guys, I'm back. YAY!

Towelboy;

I hope Jemma has only had a temporary Power Failure !

Oh No ! ... Just as Jemma was about to finally tell me that she ...
;)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

You're a funny towelboy!

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

... Towelboy: I'm glad my ideas are amusing to you. I'm always telling people how funny I am but they don't believe me.

Yes well ... I guess the only thing we have to confirm is ...
Whether I am amused easily or more likely ... you amuse me easily ?

thanks to you towelboy I have written confirmation that I am 'greatly entertaining' WOO HOO!!!
I knew somewhere out there, someone might agree with me!

Come on now Jemma ... I can't believe I'm your first ... I mean ... I'm " THE " first ... to say so :o

I'm already snowed under by useless assignments. ARGH!!!!

I've been in that Blizzard ... I have also been through Major Floods and Severe Drought !

By the way Towelboy, I'm sorry if we left a mess outfront of your cave. My bad.
Please keep the fishnet top I left as token of the occasion. Consider it a prize,

Oh Jemma - Thankyou so much I will treasure it for the rest of my life !
I have resisted using it ... Ahem ... as a pillow cover ... :o

50 times is a lot of times to watch one video!

It gets very lonely in the cave since you left ... As the Videos are digital there is no reduction in Clarity.

Be good or be good at it xoxo

Jemma ... I'm so embarrassed ... did you sneak back and look in the Cave window ?
;)
TowelBoy

[TowelBoy]

You're a funny towelboy!

And you're a lovely Jemma ! ... and also funny !

By the way ... Jemma - Is your voice at all modelled on Fran Drescher ? ... Look at this Page (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fran_Drescher)
Who of course played the lead character " Fran Fine " on the US TV sitcom " The Nanny "
The show ran from 1993 to 1999 - so you would have been very young -
It has been repeated recently - so I thought you may have seen it ?
I hope you are not offended by my comparison ? ... Fran is a very amusing comedienne.
Fran Drescher also had a small role in an extremely amusing movie satire - " This is Spinal Tap (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_is_Spinal_Tap) " (1984)
Which is a send- up of Heavy Rock Bands and " Rockumentaries " - well worth seeing on DVD.
The Bass Player of " Spinal Tap " is Harry Shearer - who does many voices on The Simpsons.
My favourite " Tap " songs are " Big Bottom " and " Sex Farm ".
" Big Bottom " is about girls who have ... :o
" Sex Farm " is about ... I think I better just let you listen to the lyrics - if you want to ?

If you think the above is all just waffle ... it is !
That final " Note " your voice leaves us with at the end of your 3rd Video - jemmavid3.wmv -
As you stand up and walk off camera ... is the main reason I felt I had to ask about it.
If your voice just comes from your Mother and Family ... Please forget I wrote this to you !
It is very distinctive !
:o
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

You are not the first person to say I sound like the nanny; this is most unnfortunet for me. When I was younger, I used to get upset about having an annoying voice but I'm used to it these days. Sometimes when I concentrate I can change it to be less annoying but I just naturally have an annoying voice. I kinda got stuck with a lousy talking accent but for some reason I was blessed with a reasonable singing voice. It changes when I'm singing. But to get to the point, no I'm not offended even if I don't like it. Does that make sense? Is that rambling thing you were doing earlier contagious by any chance?

Your ramblings of Spinal Tap have sparked my interest and I may have to investigate that further...

I had such a long day today. I'm really exhausted. Whoever can, study, work and run a house hold successfully deserves a medal! I still have to force myself to do another hour of study before I can retreat to bed. This means I once again must say farewell. Will do my best to spoeak to you guys tomoz.
xoxo

My computer is giving me grief :( Maybe if I kick it and swear at it a little louder?

[Luxman]

Jemma, just have a look here to see what I once said about your voice.

Lxm

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

You are not the first person to say I sound like the nanny;
I used to get upset about having an annoying voice but I'm used to it these days.
Sometimes when I concentrate I can change it to be less annoying but I just naturally have an annoying voice.
... But to get to the point, no I'm not offended even if I don't like it.


Gasp - I meant to make you realise I like Fran Drescher's voice ... and Jemma's voice.
Not annoying ... I said it was " very distinctive " ... :o
I really enjoy your stories in your videos ... many of the Models have to be " directed " by questions.
You just " let rip " ... I liked your tongue click in unison with the " Boob Flash " while you were wearing the red top -
You were acting out a scene from inside your car - teasing young boys at the traffic lights.
Sigh - I wish I could see them ... oops ... I already have ... :o
I'm trying to say you are one the best " Actresses " on AW.
A real Entertainer !

I kinda got stuck with a lousy talking accent but for some reason I was blessed with a reasonable singing voice.
It changes when I'm singing.

See if you can persuade AW to let you sing a bit in your Redux videos -
I'm ready to start clapping ! ... Would I be pushing it to ask for Nude Singing ? ... :o

Does that make sense? Is that rambling thing you were doing earlier contagious by any chance?

Sorry Jemma - I must have coughed !

Your ramblings of Spinal Tap have sparked my interest and I may have to investigate that further...

I knew you watch The Simpsons - so seeing Harry Shearer and his Cucumber will appeal to you.
It is available on DVD as " This is Spinal Tap " two disc Special Edition - these days about Oz $ 20.00
Most Rental Stores would have a copy - probably weekly-hire. Look out for Fran !
If you don't enjoy it ... please return here and yell at me for wasting your time !

My computer is giving me grief ... Maybe if I kick it and swear at it a little louder?

Being factual for change - Jemma - I think the forums had a minor glitch this evening -
I couldn't type in any waffle for some time !

Remember ... Not Annoying ... Very Distinctive !
:)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Argh! My pc just disconnected so I lost my whole post and have to start again :( Well I'll try to recap

Luxman: Thank you again for your compliment. A complimenet on my voice is always welcome yet rarely heard. So once again I thank you for your kind words and your insane opinion is always welcome!

Towelboy: More kind words!? My goodness! I particulary liked the part about being 'entertaining'. My pc is quite crappy so I can't really download any vids. I'm lucky I even have my own. So this means I haven't seen any other vids, most unfortunet for my good self! More details about my videos; you are studious! Since you brought it up, that tongue clicking thing is something I do when I'm nervous or after I've said something I'm not sure I should have. See that's the prob being a blabber mouth, often you don't think before you speak and it can get you into trouble!

Blissed, I wrote you a poem today during an extremely long, boring and arduous OHS lecture. Unfortunetly I left it in ym locker and won't have access till Monday or Tuesday. Something you can look forward to though.

Anyway..speak to you guys soon.

xoxo

[TowelBoy]

Argh! My pc just disconnected so I lost my whole post and have to start again :( Well I'll try to recap

Dear Jemma,

Paula also experiences " Whole Post Loss " ... as have I.
Really frustrating when it happens ... you'll never get that time back ... :(
I want to avoid a frustrated Jemma ... She might stop posting ... then I will be ... :(
If you like you can read some " Possible " advice and help I gave Paula in this Post ... Look Here (http://forums.abbywinters.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=68601#post68601)
Please don't be shocked by its contents.
It is one of my rare posts where I may not have embarrassed myself !
Please don't read any other of my posts to Paula though ... or any other Model.
:o
TowelBoy

[blissed]

Blissed, I wrote you a poem today

Oh good. I look forward to that. It was only an occupational health and safety lecture anyway. It's not like they were telling you anything important :)

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Towelboy: More kind words!? My goodness! I particulary liked the part about being 'entertaining'.

I shall not forget who commenced the Kind words ... 'twas you yourself young lady ... Jemma.
My service to you ... is both an Honour and Duty !

My pc is quite crappy so I can't really download any vids. I'm lucky I even have my own.
So this means I haven't seen any other vids, most unfortunate for my good self!

May I ask if you have a Broadband connection ? Don't give out details ... just Yea or Nay.
AW has naturally evolved into really being suited to Broadband users. I put off membership whilst I only had Dial-Up.
I was only able to join when Telstra finally installed ADSL ports at my local exchange.
Fortunately, for me, you became a Model after this event ... :o

More details about my videos; you are studious!
Since you brought it up, that tongue clicking thing is something I do when I'm nervous
or after I've said something I'm not sure I should have.
See that's the prob being a blabber mouth, often you don't think before you speak and it can get you into trouble!

Yes - It required a lot of study ... for many viewings I could not discern where the " clicking " was emanating from.
For you see - Every time you whipped down your top my eyes were transfixed ... all my other senses dulled and confused.
It happened over and over ... until I finally steeled myself to look only at your face !
Red top drops down ... Jemma pretends to look out the car window ... her lips are slightly opened ...
And there it is - coming from the roof of her mouth ... in perfect synchronisation ... with the Flash !
No wonder those poor young boys are left dazed and bewildered ... I know I was ... :o

Well kind Jemma I hope your PC functions more smoothly for you in the future.
For the good of us all.
:)
TowelBoy

[paulelen]

If possible can u do a girl/girl with lucinda? that would be hot as hell.:D
By the way plse change ur croc dundee accent and do a bit yankee, we all love that in the States.<3
thanks maate!

[Jemma]

Paulelen; no can do mate. I'm Auzzie and I'm proud. If you ask me you 'yankees' talk far too slow!Not to worry though, stay with Abby for a while and maybe we can make you one of us! You never know. As for a girl/girl, I'm not too sure. I have a tendency to change my mind all the time. My feelings for a girl/girl shoot vary every time I think about it. If I were you I wouldn't get your hopes up too high too soon. Tomorrow I may change my mind again though. I'm extremely frustraing sometimes. xoxo

Blissed: You could not believe how boring my OHS class is! 3.5 hours of sitting still and listening to half wits. Writting you a poem was a nice little escape from the insanity of school. It's a shame I left it there.

Towelboy: Nay to broadband. I don't use pc often enough to warrant such a feature. Why would you not want me to look through for your posts I wonder and how do you know I haven't already seen them all? Well I haven't and as you have asked me not to I wont go looking. I'm a lot of things and a woman of my word is one of them!

Anyway guys, it's getting late and I'm worried if I stay up much later I may very well turn into a pumpkin. I doubt you guys would be interested in seeing or talking to a naked pumpkin so I'm going to bed for the bennefit of all of us. Nighty night.

xoxo

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

I'm Auzzie and I'm proud.

I'm glad of that ... but Jemma we use " s " as in " Aussie (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/aussie) " ... :)
Other examples ... Civilisation not Civilization ... realise not realize.
However, it is correct to say Oz for Australia as in The Wonderful Wizard of Oz ... Look Here (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/oz)

As for a girl/girl, I'm not too sure. I have a tendency to change my mind all the time.
My feelings for a girl/girl shoot vary every time I think about it. If I were you I wouldn't get your hopes up too high too soon. Tomorrow I may change my mind again though. I'm extremely frustrating sometimes.

I had entertained the thought of asking you about GGs - However, as you stated in your first video -
" I don't really get along with Chicks well " ... I didn't think it would be for you.
Now that you have opened up the slight possibility ... I will focus considerable mental energy towards this fantasy.
Of course Jemma, the choice is solely yours to make. I do really hope for that " Fishnet Lingerie Redux " though ... ;)

Towelboy: Nay to broadband. I don't use pc often enough to warrant such a feature.
Yes - we all have to make spending priorities. Since you say you are on Dial-Up - Have you tried other ISPs for reliability ?

Why would you not want me to look through for your posts I wonder and how do you know I haven't already seen them all? Well I haven't and as you have asked me not to I won't go looking.
I'm a lot of things and a woman of my word is one of them!

Oh Jemma - I just didn't want you to see I'm nearly as foolish with the other young ladies as I am with you ... :o
" A Woman of my word " ... Why Jemma - Your list of endearing qualities just grows and grows !

...it's getting late and I'm worried if I stay up much later I may very well turn into a pumpkin.
I doubt you guys would be interested in seeing or talking to a naked pumpkin ...

Jemma ... I think you have lovely Pumpkins !

See - How silly is that ?
:o
TowelBoy

[Luxman]

I'm glad of that ... but Jemma we use " s " as in " Aussie (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/aussie) "
Oh, and I always thought "Auzzie" is the short for Auzztraileeah. Am I wrong?

BTW: It was said somewhere we should not point on typing or grammatical errors people made.
No English lessons please. Anyway in the US they use "z" in civilization. Ok, that's not English. :)

Lxm - from Luksembourgh

[TowelBoy]

BTW: It was said somewhere we should not point on typing or grammatical errors people made.
No English lessons please.

Luxman - I would like believe by now Jemma knows of my admiration for her.
I have added a :) in case there was any doubt.
I had hoped she would see it as helping her be an even more authentic " Aussie (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/aussie) "
She had used it as a point of difference from being a " Yankee (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/yankee) " meaning American.
It was not a criticism - just guiding her towards the Australian English she meant to use.
:)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Ha ha Towelboy! Luxman told you off! (Just imagine me pointing and laughing at you)

Thanks Lux, your ace and you word yourself much better than I so cheers!

Towelboy, I have no doubt in my mind that you are a fan and nothing you type could offend me with or without smiley icons.

I went to a wedding today. It was a really crappy day. I felt so sorry for the bride. It was really stormy and there was thunder and lightning and we had to pack everything up before they even got married. I went home after that because my dress was white and totally see through. It was pretty funny though I guess. Looking back you'd think one of the boys would offer me a shirt or a jacket or something! Oh well it's done now.

I saved a duck this morning. It had been hit by a car and was in the middle of a road. I couldn't believe all the cars driving past it! I stopped my car and finally made it out to the middle of the road. It was hard to pick up at first but I finally managed to get it in my car. I took it to the vet. The vet said they would look after him for me. I'm going to call them up tomoz and see how the little guy is so I'll let you know.

Gotta go for now xoxox

[stoneyyy]

Look out Towelboy, Mr Luxman will use his limited power :D

What a day for a wedding started off lovely and hot and then the skies opened up big time (damn i missed the see thru dress)I would of offered you a coat.

Your such a sweetie looking after that duck, i hope its alright

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Ha ha Towelboy! Luxman told you off! (Just imagine me pointing and laughing at you)

She delivers Pain ... :(

Towelboy, I have no doubt in my mind that you are a fan and nothing you type could offend me
with or without smiley icons.
And then she delivers Pleasure ... :) ... No wonder why I keep coming back for more !

I went home after that because my dress was white and totally see through.

Please say a photograph was taken and you will post it here ? ... It would be somewhat of a tease otherwise.

I saved a duck this morning.

And she likes animals as well ... another one added to your list of endearing qualities.
:)
TowelBoy

[artlover]

Good on you, Jemma, for being an animal rescuer. A noble calling, one that more people should heed. Name him/her after one of us, okay? :)

[blissed]

That happened to me. I picked up a bird that was lying on it's back on the pavement looking dazed. I took it to the vet and he said the bird had let it's body temperature drop and was confused and hypothermic. he put it in a cardboard box, when it warmed up her took it out to the front garden of the vets which was separated from a busy main road by a tall thick hedge to keep out the noise. Anyway, we went out there to toss it in the air so it could fly off. He held it in his hands, threw it in the air, it went right over the hedge and just dropped down the other side into the road :) I ran round to see if it was squashed, but it wasn't there, so it must of broken into flight before it hit the road. Actually it could have been sitting on the windscreen off a car that was half way down the road. I hadn't though of that. but I think they would have stopped if a bird hit their windscreen wouldn't they. What a stupid place to throw it, he should've thrown it into the next doors garden. You'd think someone who'd studied to be a vet would have a bit of common sense wouldn't you. Bit like your OHS teachers really. If Oz is much the same as Britain I think they get 75 Ozzy dallors an hour and if you asked them they'd probably complain they weren't getting enough.
I thought about teaching art but I couldn't put up with all those arrogant little gits. I expect if I taught in a school I'd only end up getting bullied :) I'd love to work as a play assistant say one or 2 days a week. I used to let my next door nieghbours daughter play in my garden (it's natural and overgrown) and then my house, she used to put my hair in bunches and wanted to put make up on me but I passed up that opportunity :) She brought her friend round once and we made little men out of toilet roles, I loved it. but the slight feeling I got from 1 or 2 people that I might be a perv was so bad, that I don't think I'd touch working with children with a 9 foot pole. I think I could handle teaching supposed adults though at evening classes, but come to think of it, if I taught the same stuff every year. year after year I'd bore myself shitless. Actually I think I'd be bored after 5 mins. I suppose I could take a class doing an Irish accent and then another as an Oz, any questions they wanted to ask would have to be in an irish accent or pakistani or something. No I'd probably get the sack for that. I know a few tutors I had at college were pretty bad. Actually Gracie specialises in OHS, if you ever get to meet her, you could probably learn more from her than them.



.

[Jemma]

Hey Guys,

Blissed:- Sick post, thanks. That's the sad thing about industries involving men and children. There is only one male in my class. He's about early 50's or so. Everyone looks at him like he's got bad intentions too. It's a really bad thing for so many reasons. With the divorce rate growing every day, and the population of male teachers shrinking every day, so many kids are growing up with little to no male role model or presence in their life. I honestly could talk about this all day and probally get quite heated over it so I'll stop.

SAD NEWS
I rang up my vet...the duck was paralyzed in both legs so they had to put it down. The vet said the staff took a special interest in the duck because it was bought in off the road. Despite all efforts, they cared for it and made it comfortable until the duck was put down. It's a bit sad but surely it's a better death than if I left it and did nothing. I rekon over 100 cars would have past that duck - minimum. It only takes one person to stop.

Artlover; If I save any animals that survive; it would be an honour to name if after... umm... you!!

Towelboy, There probally are photos but who knows when I'll see them. If by some miraculous event one falls into my possession and I learn how to attatch images I'll share it woth you.

Lxm: Just wondering; whats the coolest thing your limited power has allowed you to do?

Final thought, have you guys noticed people don't keep garden gnomes in their front yard anymore? I've never owned a gnome myself...

[blissed]

I'd like to get likenesses made of my friends and nieghbours as gnomes :) and have them in the garden fishing or mooning. I think a few people might sneek into my garden at night though and take theirs away to save their embarressment

[Tank]

Sorry to hear about the duck, Jemma.

My sister was once a collector of gnomes and as I don't think she paid for any of them, I think she might have contributed to this phenomenon.

Tank

[blissed]

In my home town someone had a gnome go missing from their garden. The next thing they knew, they were getting postcards from it from all over the world :) Someone had nicked it and gone backpacking. My girlfriend at the time didn't believe me when I told her this, but I remember a story in the local paper that the cops had issued a gnome amnesty and one morning they arrived to find a load of gnomes all lined up outside the front of the station :)

[blissed]

Actually, I might make some gnomes out of cold setting clay. If I can get a good likeness of you, what do you want the Jemma gnome to be doing, Mooning, fishing or having sex with another gnome :)

[Jemma]

I love that story about the gnome and postpard. I have a simmilar hobby with my gollywog. I wanna write a story called "Gollyosophy" and write a story around photos I've taken of my golly. I've almost got 200 pics. Theres pics of him in bed with Barbie, rock climbing, surfing internet porn, gardening the list goes on. It's a working progress.

Blissed I think your gnome idea totally kicks arse. Imagine if you went into business with someone arty and set up a business of making garden gnomes that resemble whoever you want. You would make millions. Blissed you have taken my new found gnome obsession to a new level. That is ace. I'd be happy for the "gnome Jemma" to be doing whatever is easiset for you. If you ever get round to it, I'd love a photo.

Anyway, the reason I noticed the absense of gnomes in front yards is that I spent the entire night cruising around looking for some. I'm trying to acquire an army of gnomes for an elaborate prank. All gnomes will be returned to their owners and a note/photo will be left to prevent police intervention. The whole thing is really well planned out. It's gunna take a few months to get it right. It's an extremely elaborate and unusual plan that shouldn't piss anyone off. Gotta love those! If I can't acquire an army of gnomes I could use those smurf figurines instead. Almost just as effective...

Anyway, a mate and I have been having sevre bordom probs lately. Comming up with childish schemes is the best we can do. Have you guys got any amusing ideas that I might like to poach for future reference?

Cheers

xoxo Jemma xoxo

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Towelboy, There probally are photos but who knows when I'll see them.
If by some miraculous event one falls into my possession and I learn how to attatch images I'll share it woth you.

Exercising tremendous restraint, as ordered, I have left your sentences intact and as is.
I really hope you are able to come up with a carefully edited photo ( to protect the innocent ).
There is a " Manage Attachments " button in the toolbar above where you type in your posts.
It looks like a paperclip - on the top of two lines of icons. Use the " Upload File from your Computer " box.
The file size limitation is 19.5 KB - Have a practice with any sample image - In the " Test Messages " thread.
It is fairly easy to use - just put the image you want to upload in a folder on your desktop -
Make sure you name it " Jemma in see through dress " or something other than your real name.
You don't want anyone collecting too many details ... :o
Best to place the image at the start of a new line in your post.

Final thought, have you guys noticed people don't keep garden gnomes in their front yard anymore?
I've never owned a gnome myself...

As I have a lot of time on my hands - since the events of 14 Feb 2006 - I have begun a new project.
You saw that there wasn't really much marking the entrance to the Towel Cave when you visited.
Well I have decided to make use of the vast reserves of terra cotta clay that can be found within the cave.
I am creating a life-sized " Jemma " sculpture - featuring a hair scrunchie with ribbons.
Particular attention will be paid to the formation of your Pumpkins.
The Statue will also incorporate blue lights for the eyes ... to enhance the night-time display.
The only drawback I foresee is the large number of Tourists wanting to take photographs.
A Plaque will be placed at the base of the completed Memorial ... :o

Please Note: The Jemma Statue will be of such size and weight so as prevent any possible attempts at removal.
TowelBoy recommends that young ladies should not involve themselves in the theft of any property -
From the front yards of peoples' homes. I would not like to hear of an unscheduled stay at a Police Station.
Be a good Jemma.
:)
TowelBoy

[artlover]

Artlover; If I save any animals that survive; it would be an honour to name if after... umm... you!!

Awww...:o

[blissed]

I like the "Gollyosophy" idea, you have to post a pic of him. How much have you written. You can't call them gollywogs in Britain because people get upset about the wog part. If your bored theres the silly phone prank.
In the canteen at work the person who serves the food has a phone thats outside the kitchen for hygiene reasons. So every time It rings she has to come out of the kitchen and answer it. Someone sat in the canteen and rang the number from their mobile. she came out the kitchen to answer it and just before she got to it. It stopped ringing. She went back in the kitchen again and it started ringing again so she came back out to answer it and just before she got to it, it stopped ringing again :) She looked around and said "alright who's ringing the phone" Everyone was giggling and she turned to go back in the kitchen and it started ringing again. She said "I'm not serving anyone until it stops ringing," which it did but then it started ringing again when she went back into the kitchen and then the guy owned up. She wasn't stressed by it, she thought it was a big laugh. She said I hope you like shitty food because thats all your gonna get when you come in here and he said thats all I get when I come in here anyway. Which is true it's all beans fry ups and dodgy pies.

[Jemma]

Towelboy, you are underetimating me and the elaborate nature of the plan. This plan is so brilliant that even if we get busted, it will be ok. I'm not at liberty to say too much but all people who contribute to the gnome factor will recieve something for any potential distress plus they will be aware of the gnomes absense and given a return date. I can't go into the ins ands out but you'll just have to trust that it is pure genius.
Nice work on the statue by the way. Perhaps I may have to revisit the towelcave for a coffee sometime. I'm intrigued by this life size statue of my good self. In particular my 'pumpkins' !Not meaning to be picky or naggy towelboy but... :) why would you install blue lights in my eyes? Surely someone with such a prooven eye for detail would realize that these lights would not be a true reflection of my eyes...was this an oversight or conscious choice?

Blissed: I use to do that trick to my mum all the time with my mobile. She used to get really really cranky at me. Especially if she'd been working. I can kinda see her point now. Oh well live and learn I guess. I like jokes that don't piss anyone off.

Tomorrow me and a friend are going to post-it bomb the car park at school. We got a pack of post its and spent time writting a message on each one and we plan to go round and put one on every car. The messages are all nice. Just silly things to make people smile. We had to be very careful with what we wrote on each because you wouldn't want anyone to take offence. They are messages like "I'm a bright yellow post it! Take me back to your house!" We scored some binoculars as well so we can watch people get them. One of these days I'll buy a video camera. It's games like this that really need to be filmed. Anywayy I'll let you know how this post-it neture goes tomoz.

For now, I'll love you and leave you.

But! One more thing I have to tell you guys quickly that happened to me today. Some stranger I got into an argument with today (he cut in front of me at supermarker) told me as an insult "You blink yoo much" It was so funny. I think I've just found me a new fave phrase.

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

all people who contribute to the gnome factor will recieve something for any potential distress
plus they will be aware of the gnomes absense and given a return date.

The best policy is to leave members of the public alone - some may share the joke - others won't.
You are placing yourself in danger of legal action ... or worse still violence.

Tomorrow me and a friend are going to post-it bomb the car park at school. We got a pack of post its and spent time writting a message on each one and we plan to go round and put one on every car. The messages are all nice. Just silly things to make people smile. We had to be very careful with what we wrote on each because you wouldn't want anyone to take offence. They are messages like "I'm a bright yellow post it! Take me back to your house!" We scored some binoculars as well so we can watch people get them.
Same again.
The best policy is to leave members of the public alone - some may share the joke - others won't.
You are placing yourself in danger of legal action ... or worse still violence.
Also your " School " probably employs security staff - they won't like you looking at people through Binoculars.

I hope all these " plans " are really you just having a loan of us ... :)
If you do have spare time on your hands go into AWHQ ... they might take a photo of you and post it here.
Now that would be something !

Some stranger I got into an argument with today (he cut in front of me at supermarker)
told me as an insult "You blink yoo much" ...

Jemma - See I was right about strangers ... keep away from them.

With the blinking thing - If I see you blink at me a lot ... does that mean you are getting angry ?
Here I was hoping that if you gave me a wink ... ;) ... It meant you were happy to see me ?

Nice work on the statue by the way. Perhaps I may have to revisit the towelcave for a coffee sometime.

Does a Coffee mean a Coffee ? ... :o

I'm intrigued by this life size statue of my good self. In particular my 'pumpkins' !

Oh Yes - They cast magnificent shadows in the afternoon light !

... why would you install blue lights in my eyes?
Surely someone with such a prooven eye for detail would realize that these lights would not be a true reflection of my eyes
...was this an oversight or conscious choice?

Jemma - Your comment sent me into a Panic ! I went back through all 167 stills in your set -
With a fine tooth comb ... actually the zoom in feature of my picture viewer ... I couldn't have ... could I ?
Whilst your eyes are not in evidence in all of your photos ... 2 feature something else which I won't point out.
All the ones that do show your eye colour confirm it to be Blue ... that is a shade of Blue.
Biologically speaking Human eyes are either Brown ... or shades of Brown ... which is the dominant genetic colour -
Or Blue ... or shades of Blue. On my monitor your eye colour is pale bluish with pigment variations around the Iris.
The best Photo of you to go in for a real close up to see this can be seen by looking at ... Jemma165.jpg (http://www.abbywinters.com/main.php?page=image&index=164&shoot=2969)
Do you really think your eyes aren't of the Blue family ?
Or are you just winding me up again ?

I think I am starting to Blink.
;)
Towelboy

[blissed]

Jemma165.jpg (http://www.abbywinters.com/main.php?page=image&index=164&shoot=2969)

I think their light browny grey with yellow filaments, though different peoples monitors are colour calibrated differently. Anywho, their really nice, I like them.
That's a lovely picture too isn't it.


.

[Randomthoughts]

nice choice, blissed!

RT...

[bookmanz]

Jemma's eyes look green to me. Maybe my middle-aged eyeballs need calibrated. Maybe its my white balance:rolleyes:

[Jemma]

I forget how close up some of the images are sometimes!Full on!

Bookmaz; your middle aged eyes are serving you very well. My eyes are green even though I would prefer them to be blue.
Or maybe it is as Blissed said and your monitor has the truest colours or something. I dunno.

Towelboy; I think you know my image set better than I know them myself. I'm curious about what you have identified in these two photos but at the same time I don't think I wanna know. Hmmm...Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Or do I really not want to know?

Anyway I really just had to come and confirm my eye colour becuase I know you are all dying of suspense so I thought I'd put you all out of your misery and enlighten you a little. So I gotta go and do mundane things like cleaning but I'll be back later to share some details of the extremely successful (and well recieved!) post it drop that happened at school today. Sorry towelboy, I wasn't tricking at all! Your advice about security contributed greatly though but more on that later! Cheers xoxox

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

I forget how close up some of the images are sometimes!Full on!

Yes - Sometimes I have to stop myself from kissing the Screen ... :o

My eyes are green even though I would prefer them to be blue.

Jemma - Human eye-colour, as I said before, is either a shade of Brown or of Blue -
Your " Green " eyes are a variation of Blue. Think of how different Navy Blue ( almost Black )
Appears as a colour compared to Sky Blue or Azure.

Towelboy; I think you know my image set better than I know them myself.
I'm curious about what you have identified in these two photos but at the same time I don't think I wanna know.
Hmmm...Is it a good thing or a bad thing? Or do I really not want to know?

Ummm - Let me just say you are not looking at the camera ... You are " presenting " ... :o
If you must - look at Jemma160.jpg and Jemma161.jpg - I'm too shy to make the links.

Anyway I really just had to come and confirm my eye colour becuase I know you are all dying of suspense
so I thought I'd put you all out of your misery and enlighten you a little.

I'm used to being left hanging ... Are you saying I am " unenlightened " ?
;)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Towelboy; Your fancy words and theories about eye colour are just a lame attempt to hide the fact that originally you were wrong about my eye colour. Quite a clever trick really, but you can't trick a tricker coz the tricker knows best! :) All tricks aside though, I do feel slightly more educated about eye colouring after reading your post.
As for those other two photos...definetly not my best angle!

So my mate and I did the post it drop at school today. I took your words of security into account and decided that if I can't get past him (security staff)I should make him join us in our shananigans. Last year I locked my keys in my car and the security staff have taken a disturbing liking to me ever since. I figured he'd have nothing better to do with his time and surprise surprise, I was right. The only condition he had was that he wanted to read all the post its first to make sure they were as good natured as I was claiming them to be. I'm also mates with the cleaner so I offered to pick up any post its left in the car park, he said no but I finally got him to agree to accept $10- for any extra work I created for him. I wanted to give him $20- but he said no.
We thought binoculars were a bit dodgy so we just watched from a distace. People knew that I was responsible and lots of people came up to have a laugh about their note or to say thanks for whatever random compliment they recieved and believed to be specifically directed at them. Great way to meet people too. It was a pretty funny day actually.
Surprisingly enough, it was the teachers that appreciated it most. Sometimes it's just nice to make people smile at silly things.

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Towelboy; Your fancy words and theories about eye colour are just a lame attempt
to hide the fact that originally you were wrong about my eye colour.

" Lame attempt " ... Jemma - I should smack that bottom we all admire ... mmmm ... Jemma bottom.

Quite a clever trick really, but you can't trick a tricker coz the tricker knows best! :)
All tricks aside though, I do feel slightly more educated about eye colouring after reading your post.

So you're saying you like to trick people ... that you're a trickster ... that's a bit tricky !

As for those other two photos...definetly not my best angle!

Actually, they stimulate the rise of primitive urges in men who live in caves ... :o
Fortunately; there is a thin veneer of civilisation as protection.

Last year I locked my keys in my car and the security staff have taken a disturbing liking to me ever since.

Gee ... I wonder why he likes you ... nasty men !
I suggest you join RACV.

I finally got him to agree to accept $10- for any extra work I created for him. I wanted to give him $20- but he said no.

Accepting cash from a lovely young lady, who is also a student ... disgraceful !

We thought binoculars were a bit dodgy so we just watched from a distace.

Extreme Dodginess.

Sometimes it's just nice to make people smile at silly things.

I agree ... as long as no garden ornaments are removed.

If you do have spare time on your hands go into AWHQ ... they might take a photo of you and post it here.
Now that would be something !

Please consider the above request ... that I have already made ?
I would really like to see you with your hair let down.
:o
TowelBoy

[stoneyyy]

Dear Jemma,



" Lame attempt " ... Jemma - I should smack that bottom we all admire ... mmmm ... Jemma bottom.





Gets the popcorn and sits and awaits a spanking at aw

[Randomthoughts]

:::The following film may contain violence and language that is not suitable for a minor:::

[TowelBoy]

stoneyyy and Randomthoughts -

Gentlemen I think you should respect our privacy -

stoneyyy - The image of you " spanking " whilst watching us is quite disturbing !

Randomthoughts - no minors here at AW ... Jemma is 21 ... I would be tender to her delicate cheeks.

:o
TowelBoy

[stoneyyy]

Last time I had an image, Matchless wrote it out in play form

but this is getting stranger, i could see Towelboy spanking Jemma, meanwhile matchless writes in something about Vid stroking his moe and Lux straightening his tie and elfie running around the threads, Random will be having thoughts and blissed will be in the background somewhere wearing his pink tutu trying to get Gracies attention, muttering something about Lux and a cat

I do need sleep

[blissed]

So my mate and I did the post it drop at school today.

That sounds great. What was on the notes. I wish you'd said what day you were doing it on. I've got some ideas, I think you have to put a smiley on each note though. are they any good......'Cliff Richard loves you :)'... 'hug my toes :)'.... 'your like a giant cream egg of love :)' or the one I use in conversation "your a top class banana! what are you? :)" I love things like that. I think I remember reading in evangeline's thread that a couple of her mates went on a trip to London dressed in pyjamas, slippers and Wee Willie Winky hats 2481 Did you get the poem out your locker.



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[Jemma]

You guys are funny as!

Firstly Blissed, Total apologies, I completely forgot the poem was even in my locker. Sorry. I'll write it in my diary for tomoz.

As for all this spanking business! I'm quite unsure on how to react. Should I be more concerned that I am getting a spanking I surely don't deserve or that people are apparantly lining up to buy tickets?? Hmmm...

Stoneyyy; you should become sleep deprived more often! Terribly amusing! The visual images you stimulated were absolutely bloody hilarious. Cheers xoxo

Blissed; Feel free to contribute post-it ideas regardless of missing the last drop. The one I did yesterday was so successful that I have no doubt that another one will be done. Heaps of people have even offered to help with any future plans. So...any ideas for future post it slogans are still welcome and appreciated. By the way; the Cliff Richard one was perfect!

Towelboy: I went to visit your cave today for a scheduled spanking. Once again you were not there. Most disapointing as the cave is quite a way for my good self to travel. I did notice a garden gnome near the big Jemma statue (comming along nicely I might add) I told him not to follow me and to leave me alone but before I knew it he'd snuck into my back pack. So do not fear for you missing gnome he is safe and with me.

[TowelBoy]

As for all this spanking business! I'm quite unsure on how to react.
Should I be more concerned that I am getting a spanking I surely don't deserve or that people are apparantly lining up to buy tickets?? Hmmm...

Towelboy: I went to visit your cave today for a scheduled spanking. Once again you were not there. Most disapointing as the cave is quite a way for my good self to travel. I did notice a garden gnome near the big Jemma statue (comming along nicely I might add) I told him not to follow me and to leave me alone but before I knew it he'd snuck into my back pack. So do not fear for you missing gnome he is safe and with me.

Dear Jemma,

1. My Idea was for the lightest and kindest of a smack to your bottom -
Just for making that outrageous remark that I ... TowelBoy ... had made a " Lame Attempt ".
So only a single little smack ... no harsh spanking ... which stoneyyy was doing himself.
( Of course you would realise this was a lame excuse to " Touch " your bottom ... :o )

2. Jemma - You flew up to Coolangatta again without making firm arrangements ?
And then hiked out to the Cave ? Why didn't you call first ... or let me know here ?
I am feeling really frustrated now ... when I should have experienced full relief -
In the arms of beautiful young woman.
I'm getting worried there may not be that many more opportunities for such a rendezvous.

3. Not sure who that Gnome belonged to ... may have hopped over from a neighbour.
The fact it refused to leave you alone suggests to me that it was a Male Gnome.
Be careful ... I don't want to hear he snuck into your Bedroom tonight.
That would be a real disaster ... in light of our repeated missed engagement.

4. Did you think the Jemma Statue's Pumpkins were a good likeness ...
I really would have liked to confirm the measurements by hand and in person.
Oh well.
;)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Hey Blissed, I remembered my scrap paper in my locker. Not as good as I remember it to be but oh well.


Two more hours till class ends
I'll go home and talk to my friend.
I met him on the Abby Winters web site,
where the girls are naked & are a bit of alright.
I don't know what he looks like but it's all good,
If I really wanted to find out I probally could.
Well I'm out of words and out of time,
so for now my friend, this is goodbye.

Can't stay and chat just dropped in quickly give Blissed his promised poem. Should be back later for a little longer.

xoxox

[blissed]

I've put this thing on a page of it's own. Just click the link. If it stays in here anyone can put any portion of it in google and the first result will be this page. So now if you like it, you can show it to anyone, and just say it was written for you by some one you know on the internet.
I'd paste it in to word, then you've got it, cuz it might not be on it's own server forever. Glad you like it :) Link to the thing (http://www.jlara.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Jemma's%20song.html)




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[Jemma]

That is (excuse upcomming language) fucking awesome!!!

You are obviously a very talented man Blissed! I used to be Eminems biggest fan so it was quite easy to turn your words into a rap. I love it!Flows really well and has a nice a excellent structure. I don't think I could ever write anything that good. Blissed you are an absolute bloody genius! xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Towelboy; So... I know you built a fabulous statue with likeness to me but Blissed wrote a rap. What are you gunna do to top that? Hey? :) You will be pleased to know I am strongly considering quitting my elaborate garden gnome plan. Not through any fault of the plan mind you. In my area lately there have been lots of young vandals responsible for steling gnomes and throwing them at houses. My plan is no where near as delinquent as that. However, I would not want to be tied in with those people whose intentions may not be so good natured.
Are you

[blissed]

I just had a chat with towelboy and we're not in competition. You've got 2 people who really like you and he seems like a really nice guy. So whatever towel flavoured adventures he's got for you, I think your going to enjoy them :)

I'm glad you liked the rap. I love Eminems stuff, it's just the gangsta thing I don't like bitch :) How someone can casualy call people bitches and think it's cool I don't know. (my favourite gangsta is Ali G) He was so brave when he took the piss out of some gangters in the US. and got away with it umharmed!!



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[TowelBoy]

Hello Jemma ... Calling Jemma ?
You seem to have posted twice without finishing.
First ending in " Are " ... then in " Are you "
More PC / ISP problems ?

Were you asking me ... " Are you going to finally ask me to ... "

:)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Sorry, my cat just jumped on the keyboard. I've just lost my train of thought. Sorry.

Anyway, I thought you guys might like to see one of the millions of photos that I've taken for my book "gollyosophy"

(if it doesn't work it's coz I've done it wrong. If so I'll practise in the test threads and get back to you with it)

xoxo

[Jemma]

towel flavoured adventures! Well it just gets better by the day! I'm looking forward to my next visit to the towel cave. Maybe next time you'll pick me up from the airport. I hate walking on the run way to get to the terminal.

My golly photo didn't work :( Sorry. Would love to stay and chat with you boys since we are all on at the same time but Lost is about to start! It's the only show I watch. Sometimes I like Neighbours. So I'll be back at 9:30 ish I guess. Maybe I'll see you, maybe not. I look forward to speaking with you both soon though. Lots of love, lots of kisses xoxox

[TowelBoy]

Sorry, my cat just jumped on the keyboard. I've just lost my train of thought. Sorry.

Anyway, I thought you guys might like to see one of the millions of photos that I've taken for my book "gollyosophy"

Dear Jemma,

Sad to hear your Dad story ... :(
Naughty K-9 ... Train needs to reach Station ... " Are you ... "
Must know the end of the sentence ... please.
Prefer Jemma Photo ... Won't you go into AWHQ ?
Why must " top " Blissed ?
Jemma not required to lick Towels to please TowelBoy.
:)
TowelBoy

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

I'm looking forward to my next visit to the towel cave.
Maybe next time you'll pick me up from the airport.

If only ? ... :o
Sadly with all correspondence monitored closely ...
Any discussion of anyone picking up anyone from Airports -
Would only bring about the arrival of Vid Dude or Luxman.
So I can only dream about that ... and thank you for the lovely fantasy.

I look forward to speaking with you both soon though.
Lots of love, lots of kisses xoxox

Jemma - I always look forward to your messages -
Ever since your first kind remarks ... that is what makes you really stand out here.
There are a lot of Girls with photos ... far fewer have anything like your personality.

" Lots of love, lots of kisses " ... Goodness ... Here I was just wanting to touch your bottom.
You have made me Blush again Jemma.

:o
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Ok; Back again. Firstly Towelboy, I need to say that 'topping' Bliised, just jokin with ya mate! Chill dude chill. As for the airport thing, just jokin with ya dude! Chill mate chill.

Right, I think that was all the official stuff I needed to comment on immediately. Ummm...You know the name of my cat! Towelboy, I am impressed. Maybe you are more observant than I give you credit for :)
As for stopping in to AWHQ, I live quite a long way from there. As you probally know I am a full time student and I work 9 - 6:30 on my only day off. School takes up far too much of my valuable time. There's so much work involved, every time I'm on the pc I'm meant to be studying but you guys seem much more interesting than school work. Having said that, I will work on posting my own photo. I mean, it can't be that ahrd surely. I think I'll have a bigger problem trying to make the file size thingy smaller. Anywho...
Don't feel bad about my 'dad' story - I know enough to know that I'm lucky I had nothing to do with him. Despite this, it seemed like adequate proof that it is possible to miss something you've never had.

do you have any pets to keep you company at the cave? I saw the most stupidest looking poodle I have ever seen today. Why dress your dog in a similar outfit to yourself? Not only that it was 33 degrees today and the dog was wearing close to a full body suit. Absolutely ridiculous. I was pretty offended just by the mere sight of it. Did I mention it had bright pink ears and a pink tale to match the chick walking it who had pink streaks through her hair? Totally absurd.

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Ok; Back again. Firstly Towelboy, I need to say that 'topping' Bliised, just jokin with ya mate! Chill dude chill.
As for the airport thing, just jokin with ya dude! Chill mate chill.

Yes - " Topping " is a joke ... I just hope you will be satisfied with my endeavours.
Yes - " Airport " is obviously a joke between us ... I hope you only get that vibe from me as well.
I was just pointing out " action " that they have taken elsewhere if the suggestion becomes too realistic.
I'm just thankful you didn't tell me to " Hang Loose ".
As if anyone would want to leave Sunny Melbourne for the hard life of The Gold Coast ? ... ;)

You know the name of my cat! Towelboy, I am impressed.
Maybe you are more observant than I give you credit for ...

Jemma - " Maybe " ... Is that you having another go at me ?
I really thought you would have granted me " Most Observant " status by now ?
As for K-9 ... You know you only have to blurt these things out once here in this setting.
I even know your Birthday ... after you gave out that information as well.
Be careful ... you know the Internet is full of strange men.

As for stopping in to AWHQ, I live quite a long way from there. As you probally know I am a full time student
and I work 9 - 6:30 on my only day off. School takes up far too much of my valuable time.

I thought you lived in the Melbourne Suburbs ... and in Melbourne all Trains lead to Flinders Street Station.
Guess I'll just have to wait till you announce you have done your " Redux Lingerie Shoot " with " Hair Let Down ".
Still featuring Ribbons of course. Possibly with " Nose Ring Absent "... :o

Oh Yes - Full Time Student with job as well -Your Shoot Profile is as follows -
Jemma
Age: 21
Height: 168
City: Melbourne ... see I did see this somewhere.
Occupation: Unemployed
Hobbies: Showing off

So I think you should get AW to change that " Occupation " to Student.
A lot of people still react negatively to the Unemployed - even without knowing anything of the person.
And in your case it is not an accurate description ... you might like to get them to change it for you ?
Your Hobby is obviously accurate.

Having said that, I will work on posting my own photo. I mean, it can't be that ahrd surely.
I think I'll have a bigger problem trying to make the file size thingy smaller. Anywho...

Rosanna has just returned and posted some photos in her thread ... Have a look ... Here (http://forums.abbywinters.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=70701#post70701)
Valerie or someone else at AWHQ would be happy I'm sure to guide you through -
The steps how to do the same - over the phone.
I can't wait ! ... Remember - Hair let down ... please.

Don't feel bad about my 'dad' story -
I know enough to know that I'm lucky I had nothing to do with him.

Gasp ! - I don't know the facts here ... but regardless of his " relationship "
With your Mum ... He still should have met his parental obligations as a Man.
If he wasn't even capable of spending some time with his child -
Then you probably would have gained little from knowing such a person.
It still must have been hard to understand as a young girl.
Fortunately; You have grown into a young woman with a happy and giving spirit.

do you have any pets to keep you company at the cave?

Yes - I have One ... a Black Retriever Dog ... he is able to speak ... we hold lengthy discussions.
He also tells me when he is hungry and wants to be fed. He complains when I tell him to go to Bed at Night.
Other than that there are a lot of " native " animals in the Cave surrounds -
Rainbow Lorrikeets, Kookaburras, Cockatoos, Flying Foxes, Green Tree Frogs and even a few Koalas in the Gum Trees.
On the negative side ... there are Brown Snakes and Golden Cane Toads.

Totally absurd

Life Is ... You got that right Jemma.
Time flies when your having fun !
;)
TowelBoy

[blissed]

Why dress your dog in a similar outfit to yourself?

I think I'm gonna dress my poodle in jeans and a hooded top :)
I've put the poem on it's own server with a link from here, so now you can show it to anyone.
If you go back up to the post and click the link you'll see it and then just paste it into word.
You don't seem to get a lot of spare time do you. It'll be nice when you've finished college
and you can get some money and time to spend it in.

[Jemma]

Hey hey!

I am in an exceptionally good mood today. And for no reason what so ever I haven't been able to wipe the smile off my face all day! So :) :) :) to all!

Thanks for doing that linky thing Blissed. I haven't tried to figure it out yet but I will. This is just a flying visit to share my good mood with you all really. Ever just woken up in the morning and just felt absolutly blessed and so lucky you could cry? I just don't know what has gotten into me today!

Well, fans and airconditioners (ha ha! I'm so funny sometimes!), ladies and germs I'm off to enjoy the beautiful day. I'm going to take my guitar to the park for a bit and just bask in my own good mood.

Hope you all had a fantastic day, last day of the working week YEAH!!! Today I did 4 separate good deeds for 4 separate strangers. Maybe that is why I am in such a good mood. Anywhoooo....

MWA! :) Lots of smiles for everyone!

[blissed]

Glad your in a good mood. I hope you stay up and don't come down until you have to :)
Thanks for doing that linky thing Blissed. I haven't tried to figure it out yet but I will. !

If people can use the poem to find this page, then anyone can find out you do modelling, and I'm assuming you want to keep that a secret from some people. I quite like it as well, so I might stick it on my site when it's finnished.

I'll try and figure out an easy way to explain how to put photo's up. It'd be nice to see a bit of "Gollysophy".



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[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

and just bask in my own good mood.

So you are " Sunning " yourself ? ... Are you " Beaming " ? ... :o

MWA! :) Lots of smiles for everyone!

Hope you don't mind if I partake of two of them ... I need a spare one !

It wasn't clear from your last post whether you had had time to read my lengthy last effort ?
I answered a few things from yours including your " Pet " question.
Anyway you might find yourself with not much better to do over the weekend.

I'm not sure whether it's better to be called an " air conditioner " or a " germ " ?
I think I'll go with " air conditioner " ... if that makes you comfortable !
;)
TowelBoy

[blissed]

Yes - I have One ... a Black Retriever Dog

Have you got a black retriever in real life. I quite like them. I don't have any pets though because of the way it ties you down, but if I had servants to look after a dog, I'd have 2 Yorkshire terriers. Their cute and so small they get loads of exercise just running round the house.


How to post a picture

Jemma, I forgot that I explained how to post a picture for someone else (link below)
The one angry pussy pic is a tutorial example, and the tutorial shows you the steps you have to go through to post it. Read it and then ask me if there's anything you don't understand and we'll go from there. Hope your mood is still flying high :)

http://forums.abbywinters.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=63246#post63246

[TowelBoy]

Have you got a black retriever in real life. I quite like them.
I don't have any pets though because of the way it ties you down, but if I had servants to look after a dog,
I'd have 2 Yorkshire terriers.

We can only reveal so much here ... but that answer is absolutely true.
Family, friends, neighbours or at final resort Dog Boarding Kennels -
Can feed or mind your pets if you have go away for some time ... holiday, work, etc.
I thought the idea of servants went out with Victorian / Edwardian England ? ... :)
In Oz there are people who run small businesses as " Professional " Dog walkers !
I'm not making that up.

Jemma, ... Hope your mood is still flying high :)

Yes Blissed ... Where is Jemma ?
I'm getting very lonely without her ... calling Jemma !
:)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Hey Hey!!!
Sorry I'm late! Can you be late on one of these things?? So...

I had an awesome day yesterday. Went to Science Works, the Planetarium and I had some mates over. Such a funny day night. Before I garble on randomly and answering previous questions,I big favour to ask!

LAPORCHETTA
You know the resturant? I have black banned this business. The manager of one particular store yesterday went off his head at me and a girlfriend (So off his head I thought he might hit us) The night before he had short changed me $16-. I rang up the same night and explained what had happened. They said I could come down tomoz and collect the rest. He did not want to give it to me. He was fully swearing saying things like "Peasant bitches" "fucken hoes" It goes on and on. After he abused us in the shop he followed us out onto the street and continued to abuse us infull view of the public (lucky there were no guys around because he was asking for a fight)

So point to the story, Don't support these people. Plenty of local business owners would appreciate your business so much more. There are many other places to eat, please remember this if you are considering to eat there. Why not pass this story on to your frinds? That business is going down. Wouldn't surprise me if the manager had a steroid prob. He wigged out totally. I'm trying to emphasize how horrible and truely psycho this guy was. Anybody gunna join me the black list???

Ok now I've got that out of my system but I have worked myself up a little so I should probally go for a walk and calk down. I don't take very well to been treated in such a fashion and I'm still really annoyed about the whole instance, I do have more to say guys. I know you're probally thinking: Does this girl ever shut up?! Well the answer is no. Speak to ya soon xoxox

[Randomthoughts]

Jemma.
Trash um on-line if this is the right location. Mention the guy's name in the rating. It will get to the owners.
http://chefmoz.org/Australia/VIC/North_Melbourne/La_Porchetta1092034916.html

RT...

[blissed]

Here you can send an email complaint directly to head office.
I've adapted your account of the incident to make you sound like you have or your parents have some wealth and influence ( Someone who could potentially take them to court) If you drag your curser over it and copy it. paste it into word and change the name of the restaurant from Baronia to where ever this managers restaurant is. Then copy and paste it into the feedback box of the email form

Click here to see the adapted account (http://www.jlara.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Jemma's%20email.html)

This is the feedback form to send an email directly to the LA PORCHETTA head office
http://www.laporchetta.com.au/feedback/default.aspx

[Jemma]

Brilliant! Thanks guys. I've already done both things. Thanks for the advice.

(This still isn't my "proper" reply by the way)

Question:
I'm still really pissed about the whole thing so perhaps my judgement is clouded so I'll once again ask your advice.
Would I be taking things too far by requesting a random health inspection?

I'm so pissed about it I am going to use the adaped account that the lovely blissed wrote on my behalf and adapt it a little further for the local paper, maybe even a larger media organisation. When that gets published I intend to write another letter as a witness of the incident.

Is all this crazy? Am I taking it too far? I wouldn't usually go to such lengths for justice but this incident deeply troubled me. How far is too far?

PS Blissed & RT: I really do appreciate your advice and efforts on this one. You both gave me a really good start. Most sincere thanks to both of you and a couple xoxo

[blissed]

I've just found a better email address from there site, This is the direct email address. If you click on it you can send a proper email that will be delt with more promptly. Just do the same and paste my altered account into the email. Don't start the email with Hi but ....To whom it may concern and then end it with just your full name. Don't put yours sincerely or anything like that.
http://www.laporchetta.com.au/company/default.aspx?p=12

After you've sent the second email It's best to send an identical letter to the head office (The address is just above the email address in the link) Starting again to whom it may concern.

Then wait for a reply.


You could ring the cops and say you felt in physical danger and the incident deeply troubled you (which is all true) and can you make a statement. But everything you say must be true.

Don't write a letter as a witness or you'll be in deep shit.

To take any action you would need a witness to the incident. If you faked one and they screwed up
you could be in deep shit again.

The local paper is only interested in the news value, if it went to court and there was a verdict they'd be interested , But not otherwise.

Best to see what the response is from the 2 emails and the letter before you do anything else.

It does shake you up when something like that happens doesn't it, almost like you've actually been assaulted.
Anything nice happen today? :)



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[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Question:
I'm still really pissed about the whole thing so perhaps my judgement is clouded so I'll once again ask your advice.
Would I be taking things too far by requesting a random health inspection?

The treatment you received was disgraceful. Just take a few deep breaths.
He has lost your custom for good now ... don't waste any more time on the matter.

I'm so pissed about it I am going to use the adaped account that the lovely blissed wrote on my behalf
and adapt it a little further for the local paper, maybe even a larger media organisation.
When that gets published I intend to write another letter as a witness of the incident.

Jemma - I would advise against raising publicity which could identify yourself over this matter.
This person is not worthy of your time ... just contact the Head Office.

Is all this crazy? Am I taking it too far? I wouldn't usually go to such lengths for justice
but this incident deeply troubled me. How far is too far?

This Clown only wins if you spend too much time churning it over ... Forget he exists.

Jemma - Please return to telling us fun stories and adventures.
I eat in the Cave every night ... I find it safer.
:)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Hey guys,
Thanks for all your advice. I feel much better that I've ranted and raved about it for a little while. I think you guys are right, there is no need to cause extra trouble for myself by taking it too far. I'm still going to write a letter to the paper about it though. That's where it ends, I promise. I have also been informed that Laporchetta is owned by the Italian Mafia and I guess I don't wanna make myself known to known to them.

Blissed: I used your "Cliff Richard loves you" post it on Saturday night. Boys up the road had a party so me and my mate did the whole street. We had walkie talkies and spent the whole night doing covert operations. It was so funny. We ended up crashing the party with a late invite from the boys when they caught us hiding behind some trees. It was so so so funny. The walky talkies are really really loud so they could hear everything we were saying.
"I have a visual on the suspect, do you copy?"
"Yeah, suspect appears to be going to what I can only describe as a party"
"I'm moving in to apprehend subject"

I was such a stupid night, but so much fun. When we were leaving the police were arriving. They wouldn't tell me how to get our CB's on the same frequnecy of theirs. They wouldn't tell me. They weren't interested in running around the neighbourhood with us either becuase I invited them :) They were funny police! That party was dumb so then we went and put funny post it's on all their cars.

Went to Science Works the other day some friends, really nice day. The Planeterium was awesome. I forgot how nice it was. .One thing I did notice though was all the dads out with their kids. Not very many mums there at all. Very interesting. I was surprised to see so many toddlers in the planetarium as it's just rudely develmentally inappropriate. As a result heaps of kids screaming and crying as soon as it started. Some parents were horrible refusing to take their kids out telling them to just "shut your eyes." There should honestly be a warning - not suitable for under 5.

Towelboy: Do you have good cooking facilites in the cave? I've just been reading over this thread and realise I have picked on you a fair bit. I wont apologise because I don't mean it but I will say: I hope you have been accepting it as I have been intending! :) All jokes Towelboy! Sometimes I forget that typing words and saying them may not bring accross the same meaning. Someone else reading this thread may have a totally different opinion, thinking I am rude and silly. I will admit to the silly part but I generally do try my hardest to do the right thing by everyone (sometimes I'm a little hot headed and my judgement gets clouded though!) So all cool? yeah yeah?

So Towelboy, as a gesture of my kindness and good nature, later on this evening I will attempt to post a photo of myself hair down just for you!

I did have more to say (I've always got more to say!) but I must go and water my veggie garden before it gets too hot. So lots of love to everyone!!! I'll probally be back soon. I'm meant to spend the entire day working on assignments and I know how bored I get with internet research :) xoxox

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Towelboy: Do you have good cooking facilites in the cave? I've just been reading over this thread and realise I have picked on you a fair bit. I wont apologise because I don't mean it but I will say: I hope you have been accepting it as I have been intending! :) All jokes Towelboy! Sometimes I forget that typing words and saying them may not bring accross the same meaning. Someone else reading this thread may have a totally different opinion, thinking I am rude and silly. I will admit to the silly part but I generally do try my hardest to do the right thing by everyone (sometimes I'm a little hot headed and my judgement gets clouded though!) So all cool? yeah yeah?

Jemma - Please never believe anything other than I think you are wonderful - ... :)
Especially for taking up your valuable time in sharing yourself with us here.
Sorry if there has been some misunderstanding.
I am a 100 % Jemma FanBoy.

If I may quote myself again -

Jemma - I always look forward to your messages -
Ever since your first kind remarks ... that is what makes you really stand out here.
There are a lot of Girls with photos ... far fewer have anything like your personality.

I was only concerned over Moderator action ... never by your intentions.
I don't rate myself anywhere near that highly ! ... :o

So Towelboy, as a gesture of my kindness and good nature,
later on this evening I will attempt to post a photo of myself hair down just for you!

Jemma your " kindness and good nature " are completely self evident.

Please Computer Gods ... grant us that we may view the lovely Jemma with her Hair let down.
Please allow all connections to be maintained ... all Data to be transferred.
I will continue to worship at my Jemma Shrine ... and give thanks.
:o
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Ok, I think I know why none of these stupid photos will work. I am trying!
what's bigger MB or KB? I usually have no trouble with attatchments, file resizing on the other hand. I've never done it and have no idea how to. For tonight I give up! Very frustrating.

I am so unbelievably bored tonight. Unfortunetly the result of this is boring conversation. So I think I'll do you all a service and keep my boring words to myself?

Anyone got any ideas on what I can do???

Towelboy: It wasn't anything you said that sent me on my spiel. Often people take me the wrong way so somethimes it's nice to clarify myself to make sure all is cool. Cool cool?

P.S Sorry bout the lack of photos, I assure you my frustration outweighs your disapointment xoxo

[Mrs Roops]

what's bigger MB or KB? I usually have no trouble with attatchments, file resizing on the other hand. I've never done it and have no idea how to. For tonight I give up! Very frustrating.

Mb is bigger, a lot bigger. I've done a small guide to resizing here (http://forums.abbywinters.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=71578#post71578). It very simple and you already have the tools to do it.

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

So I think I'll do you all a service and keep my boring words to myself?

Oh no - Please keep talking ... I'm all ears ... :)

Towelboy: It wasn't anything you said that sent me on my spiel. Cool cool?

I'm just glad I'm not in trouble again ... Jemma = Hot Hot !

For tonight I give up! Very frustrating.
Sorry bout the lack of photos, I assure you my frustration outweighs your disapointment

Those Computer Gods have let me down ... In my quest to see Jemma's Hair let down !
Now I have an enormous Frustration ... hope relief comes soon.
Back to the Jemma Shrine.
:)
TowelBoy

[blissed]

Anyone got any ideas on what I can do???

You wrote that hours ago but still here's 2 games I play

http://blingad.com/add/pong.swf

Beat the press (http://www.comedycentral.com/sitewide/game_player/?game=14579)

I your hungry you could order some toast.
http://www.thetoastshop.co.uk/shoptoast.html

Just a quicky, I've got to get on with my website
I'll speak to you later :)

[Jemma]

Hey Hey!

Firstly, thank you for you advice Mrs Roops. I do have paint so I will give it another go another time. I thought I was doing everything righ until I saw that MB/KB thing. Computers is deffinetly not one of my talents. Thanks for all your patience while I struggle through though.

Towelboy; As far as you stand with me, you are always in trouble. BAD TOWELBOY!!! :) So don't you forget it! Flattery will get you everywhere though. As you seem to be bursting at the seams with compliments I suppose you're not in too much trouble for today.

Blissed; I have no idea why that toast site amused me so much but it was very funny. Exactly what I needed at the time. What is your website about?

I took the day off school today. I just didn't feel like it. I woke up really grumpy and emotional and thought it best to stay home so as not to infect anyone else with these feelings. Feel much better this evening though.

I really really wanted to see Liandra & Matildas video but my dumb ass computer wont let me! I'm so sick of being on stupid dial up. So many videos I am dying to see yet I am restricted to image only :(

Sorry this is a pretty lame reply, but I just don't feel like my usual chatty insane self. Maybe later xoxo

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Towelboy; As far as you stand with me, you are always in trouble. BAD TOWELBOY!!!
:) So don't you forget it!

So what do I have to do to become " Good TowelBoy " again ? ... :)
Or at least " Silly Old TowelBoy " like I used to be ?

Flattery will get you everywhere though.

Do you really mean everywhere ?

I really really wanted to see Liandra & Matildas video but my dumb ass computer wont let me!
I'm so sick of being on stupid dial up. So many videos I am dying to see yet I am restricted to image only

Well the Cave has Broadband and Liandra & Matilda's video ... Better not start that again ... :o

pretty lame ... insane self

No - I'd say ... pretty and funny self !
:)
TowelBoy

[blissed]

I took the day off school today. I just didn't feel like it. I woke up really grumpy and emotional and thought it best to stay home so as not to infect anyone else with these feelings.

I wish I could give that as a reason for not going to work :)
It's funny how our mood changes out of our control. Sometimes when I listen to a certain piece of music I feel sad and being the dopey person I am I really do feel sad and start feeling sorry for myself, but I snap out of it in about an hour. You had that day when you were up and took the guitar into the park. So the up days should compensate for the down days. Anyway, when you look in the mirror you see someone who's beautiful and has a lovely personality as well. Actually when your feeling down your suppose to look in the mirror and say "Jemma I love you" :) Works for me for about 5 mins. The websites got 1 track of my music on it and even though I'm familiar with the website creation software I still spend a lot of my time banging my head against the wall (it stops me from throwing the computer out the window:)). God knows how anyone constructs a site for a demanding client to a strict deadline. You've either got to be really good at it, or you have a nervous breakdown :)

[Randomthoughts]

I wish I could give that as a reason for not going to work
It's funny how our mood changes out of our control. Sometimes when I listen to a certain piece of music I feel sad and being the dopey person I am I really do feel sad and start feeling sorry for myself, but I snap out of it in about an hour. You had that day when you were up and took the guitar into the park. So the up days should compensate for the down days. Anyway, when you look in the mirror you see someone who's beautiful and has a lovely personality as well. Actually when your feeling down your suppose to look in the mirror and say "Jemma I love you" :) Works for me for about 5 mins. The websites got 1 track of my music on it and even though I'm familiar with the website creation software I still spend a lot of my time banging my head against the wall (it stops me from throwing the computer out the window:)). God knows how anyone constructs a site for a demanding client to a strict deadline. You've either got to be really good at it, or you have a nervous breakdown :)

Blissed, you should get a job in talking people down off roofs! :D You always have that calming charm, not overly mushy and sappy with clear examples of resolution.
Soooo...did I read right about what you say in front of the mirror?

Cheers,

RT...

[blissed]

I just do it every morning :)

[Jemma]

You are so cute Blissed! RT is right, you do have this calming and equally charming manner about you. You could definetly take advantage of that and cash in! Or you could just continue to bless the AW with this calming and charming presence. Either way, it's all good.

Towelboy: Ok, I am a woman of reason and perhaps "bad towelboy" is a little harsh :) I have reconsidered this statement and bumped your status up to "silly ol' towelboy" So congratulations, use this new title wisely. I have a question for you...Do you think you will ever attain the title of "TowelMan"? Is there a difference?

I saw the Melbourne Drug Bus for the first time today. That was a bit exciting. I didn't get stopped though. That's good coz police freak me out a little. I hate the fact that they have so much power and authority. Have any of you been stopped by the drug bus yet?

Had a pretty tough day today. School 8:00 -12:00 and work from 12:30 - 6:30. Not only that but it wouldn't surprise me if a national announcment was made proclaiming it to be "Pick on Jemma day :( In all honesty; I had a complete bitch of a day. It's over now and I'm rapt about it! Nice to come home and have some chill time and just know that today is over.
I am going to have such a good day tomoz. It's my mission. Two bad days in a row so tomorrow is going to be amazing. Maybe even the best day of my life if I try hard enough. So excited!!! I'm going to get up extra early, go for a walk and play some guitar. Already, a perfect start to the day. YAY :)
I should be going in for my redux shoot in a few weeks. I'm hoping to cut my hair and maybe even dye it. Any thoughts or suggestions?

[blissed]

I love long natural hair but I suppose some people get bored with that. Thats why I didn't do hairdressing because I think most women look better before the hair style and make over. So I say cut the split ends but if your bored with your hair and want it shorter (Noooooooooo!!!!) :) be nice if the style has some length and movement. Natural hair colour has lots of subtle variations of tone in it, but when hair is dyed it has a monotone which isn;t as good and you damage it very slightly by doing that. I think you look lovely as you are as natural as possible because a lot of people try and fake what you've been given naturally and don't make it. I've got to go to work now, speak to you later.

[bookmanz]

Jemma, that 'Melbourne Drug Bus'. What is that a roadside sobriety thing?

On your hair, I say don't cut it. Let your hair down! Natural is best. Your hair is light brown, dark blond? Is there a name for that color?

[stoneyyy]

The drug bus is a police unit set up for testing drivers for drugs

Oh dear Jemma, big huggs now smile, cos it can only get better

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Towelboy: Ok, I am a woman of reason and perhaps "bad towelboy" is a little harsh :)
I have reconsidered this statement and bumped your status up to "silly ol' towelboy"
So congratulations, use this new title wisely. I have a question for you...
Do you think you will ever attain the title of "TowelMan"? Is there a difference?

Thanks for the Promotion.
Jemma you know that the ladies at the Health and Sporting Clubs expect high levels of service.
As part of that ... When they need a fresh Towel ... They call out a specific phrase -
" Boy ... Hand me a Towel " ... To which I must respond ...
" Yes Madam " ... Then bow and walk backwards away from them.
They refuse to say " Man ... Hand me a Towel " ... It doesn't have the same ring to it.
So I'm afraid attaining the title of Towel Man is less than a remote possibility. ... ;)

... coz police freak me out a little. I hate the fact that they have so much power and authority.

The Police having powers and authority ... Is much better than the alternative ... The Criminals.
Don't the Police like it when you flash your Pumpkins at them from inside your Car ?

I should be going in for my redux shoot in a few weeks. I'm hoping to cut my hair and maybe even dye it.
Any thoughts or suggestions?

Great News about the Redux ... Have you chosen your Fishnet stockings ? ... Please don't forget them.
Yes I have suggestions ... Whatever you do ... Please do not cut your Hair and do not dye it.
I want to see Jemma ... as we know her ... Ribbons are good ... Hair let down if possible.

Still no luck with posting a Photo ? Well I'm struggling with my disappointment.
:)
TowelBoy

[stoneyyy]

Hey TowelBoy, its not just the Fishnets, she has to mention Towelboy and Stoney in the video too

[TowelBoy]

Hey TowelBoy, its not just the Fishnets, she has to mention Towelboy and Stoney in the video too

Hey stoneyyy - Whilst that would be nice to hear -
Vid Dude has made it clear ... with a recent stern lecture -
That we are not allowed to ask the Models for this.
So I hope he is asleep.

Maybe Jemma could just have a Towel on the side of the Bed ?
:)
TowelBoy

[stoneyyy]

Opps I missed Vid Dudes lecture, I must of been sleeping again, you know how he rambles on :D

Ok next to the towel there could be a stone hehe

[Jemma]

Have not yet get the fishnets. I think what I'm looking forward to the most is getting rid of all this God forsaken pubic hair! I know a lot of you guys are fans but it is driving me mental. Kinda makes me feel a little manly too!
Definetly going in for a trim before shoot. Whether I go a little mad and trim it all off depends on how spontanious I am feeling. I came very close to getting a tatt on the weekend. The only reason I didn't was because he said I'd have to wait two hours. No thanks! Glad I didn't do it! My hair looks really shit out, so Towelboy...don't get your hopes up. As for ribbons, beads and other hair accessories-never leave home without them!

Stoneyyy: I'm curious, what kinda of wording would you like surrounding you name? If I mention you and TowelBoy, I'd have to mention the lovely Blissed too. Fair's fair. I haven't seen any video aside from my own, have you had the honour of being mentioned in any other videos? I'm a little worried about my next video, I tihnk I already told you guys all my good stories! Hmmm...I'm not usually short on words so sure I'll think of something to say!

Anyway MWA!

[Jemma]

Ooops! Didn't see the above post. Hope Lux or VidDude doesn't yell at us too much.

[TowelBoy]

Ok next to the towel there could be a stone hehe

Yes stoneyyy ... That sounds much safer for us.
:)
TowelBoy

[stoneyyy]

Blissed has been mentioned before

Oh shave the lot off, i am a fan of total clean.

If its an im ya doing, right at the moment of glory you could call out towelboy and stoney :D. don't tell VD or Lux i said that lol

Oh and NO tatts please

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Have not yet get the fishnets.
I think what I'm looking forward to the most is getting rid of all this God forsaken pubic hair!
I know a lot of you guys are fans but it is driving me mental. Kinda makes me feel a little manly too!

Remember Abby promised to reimburse you for the Fishnets ... I can't forget that !
Ummm - I just went back and had another close look at your Photos ... just to be certain.
I am able to report I only saw evidence of Jemma's Womanhood ... and it was lovely.
Definitely nothing Manly ... whatsoever !

Definetly going in for a trim before shoot.
Whether I go a little mad and trim it all off depends on how spontanious I am feeling.

The AW staff won't like that ... but I think it's your choice to make.
I was hoping to see one little thing that you mentioned as requiring attention ... at least 15 mins you said.
However - despite the discussion ... It did not appear.
Again it is your choice whether you do or not. I hope I have not offended you by asking ... :o

I came very close to getting a tatt on the weekend.

Oh no ! Jemma - Please don't get a tattoo ... I like to see natural skin not permanent dye.
If you don't mind ... I would like to see you without your Nose Ring ... just for the Shoot ?
Your Face doesn't require any metal to distract us from your lovely features.

My hair looks really shit out, so Towelboy...don't get your hopes up.
As for ribbons, beads and other hair accessories-never leave home without them!

Why do you say that ? I think it would be great to see to compare to the First Shoot.
Wouldn't you be able to just brush it down ? ... It seems to be quite straight ?
Ribbons and Beads sound good ... I wasn't so sure about the red Dog Collar.
How about a Pearl Necklace ? ... I guess AW wouldn't allow that. ... :o

Anyway MWA!

I like receiving a big MWA !
Thankyou.
:)
TowelBoy

[Vid Dude]

Right, that's it. I'm sending everyone off to their (own) rooms without any supper.

[TowelBoy]

Right, that's it. I'm sending everyone off to their (own) rooms without any supper.

Oh no ! ... Made too much noise ... Have woken Vid Dude !

Funny ... It's almost like everything we write here is scrutinised.
So we better not say anything too embarrassing.

" Own " rooms ... blast ...yes Vid Dad ... I'm going.
:o
TowelBoy

[stoneyyy]

Right, that's it. I'm sending everyone off to their (own) rooms without any supper.

Can we take Jemma with us??


And towelboy did you wake him ?

[blissed]

I don't like tattoos either, I know there are people that are really into them but I think their like having the same pictures on the wall forever. I think they tend to look a bit manly as well. When you brush your hair out what don't you like about it. Is it greasy at the root and dry at the end or frizzy or straggly. or does it just lye flat and unappealing. If you say what you don't like about it, I'll research a bit and see what you could do with it, hopefully not using perms and chemicals. If your worried about what your going to say in the video how about if I think of or find some questions to ask you, then you can pick any you want to answer in the video. bit like the question game. or they might spark an idea about what you want to talk about.

[Jemma]

Can I come out now Vid Dude? I promise I'll be good... well I'll try really really hard anyway

I didn't realise that Vid Dude was "all powerful controller". I wish I had a fancy title like that.

Stoneyyy: One of the conditions for my redux was that I grow my pubes, no trimming, no nothing. I haven't been this hairy since my virgin days!

Towelboy; If you take away my collar and my nose ring I wont know who I am! I will go through a major identity crisis and end up curled in a ball huddled in a corner. I'm sure you would not wish such a fate upon me?! I should have probally mentioned that earlier... :)
You will get to see me with my hair down towelboy. I have a new word for you: Patience! Either I will post it myself or it will be out for the redux. Either way, you will not miss out.

As for the tatt, well it's not really me. I just do silly things when I'm bored. I got my nose and eyebrow done at the same time when I was 14 because I was bored. Yeah yeah...I know it's silly, thoughtless, immature, reckless...you name the lecture and I bet I've recieved it!

Since Vid Dude sent us all to our rooms, I've been wondering what kind of things I might find in your bedrooms. My bedroom is full of photos. I have a huge wall of fame that covers two walls completly. Just a massive collage of friends, family, funny cartoons, anything I find amusing or beautiful. So...How bout you guys?

[blissed]

Hey double post. great minds think a like :) That sounds really good, a bit like a scrap book on the wall. I've got a 3 bed house to myself. My bedroom is the room with the slight leak so one wall is decorated with a slight stain.(still I'm supposed to be getting it repaired in the summer) Theres a small inflatable matress, their so comfortable they can be as soft or hard as you like. Theres the keyboard and monitor (the computers in another room so this one is silent) two guitars a chair bookshelfs with loadfs of stuff I don't read any more and a 6 ft ficus tree that cuts out too much light from the window. How about you, apart from the wall of fame whats in your room.

[Randomthoughts]

(We) used to have a really nicely decorated B/R, with artwork and photos, things that I would wake up to and smile. Now that I am single, I just have a really high quality bed (mattress set/pillows and ensomble) but hardly anything else besides a clock radio. Everything else is in storage. I look at it as a place to have a good comfortable sleep now. (and the occasional "friends with benefits" to enjoy it as well). This isn't meant to attract an "awww, poor single guy" but I just feel like I have had the Martha Stewart kicked out of me. I think I would perfer to have my DeWalt 18V Extreme Drill (1/2"keyless chuck) on the night table now.
I am getting old and set in my ways I guess...;)

RT...

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

I haven't been this hairy since my virgin days!

Better not touch that one.


Towelboy; If you take away my collar and my nose ring I wont know who I am!
I will go through a major identity crisis and end up curled in a ball huddled in a corner.
I'm sure you would not wish such a fate upon me?! I should have probally mentioned that earlier... :)

Well I only meant for the Shoot ... you could put them back on and in afterwards ... if you have to ... :)

You will get to see me with my hair down towelboy. I have a new word for you: Patience!
Either I will post it myself or it will be out for the redux. Either way, you will not miss out.

Seeing Hair let down = Great !
" Patience " ... Jemma ... Are you being cheeky again ?
I think I have displayed remarkable calmness waiting for you to post a Photo ... :)
Relieved I'm not going to miss out.

You didn't answer one little question I asked -
Please say if you don't want to discuss it ?
Then I'll be quiet about it.
:o
TowelBoy

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

I've been wondering what kind of things I might find in your bedrooms. My bedroom is full of photos.
I have a huge wall of fame that covers two walls completly. Just a massive collage of friends, family,
funny cartoons, anything I find amusing or beautiful. So...How bout you guys?

I have secured the greatest treasure possible ... from Jemma's original Cave visit.
On that occasion she left behind her White Fishnet Top ... as a Prize !
Well I have subsequently had it mounted in a Glass Display Case -
Like they do with Sports Teams' Shirts ... such as the Australian Cricket Team.
It is a wonderful trophy which now has pride of place on the Cave wall above my bed.
:o
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

So...my top has been promoted from pillow case to wall feature. Nice!

What question did I once again bypass? I'm happy to answer it but I can't remember it nor can I find it!

Hang on...I'll go back and start from the start...back soon

[stoneyyy]

Damn that condition for a redux, do they want you to turn ape?

Yeah take out the nose ring and off with the collar. let the woman inside come out

[TowelBoy]

I was hoping to see one little thing that you mentioned as requiring attention ... at least 15 mins you said.
However - despite the discussion ... It did not appear.
Again it is your choice whether you do or not. I hope I have not offended you by asking ... :o

Dear Jemma,

Just give me a slap ... and yell out ... " Silly Old TowelBoy " ... if you don't want to answer it.
:o
TowelBoy

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Please tell me you haven't been reading the " Disgruntled " thread.
I didn't choose the Title.
:o
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Either I am feeling particulary stupid this evening or you a dilly dallying around the question.

BE DIRECT! I promise not to get offended but in this case I think I need you to be as blunt as possible. Perhaps I left my brain at school

[Jemma]

I had a quick look, but as I mentioned my brain is elsewhere this evening so it was straight over my head. Another example of Jemma zoning out and being unobservant. :)

[stoneyyy]

I had a quick look, but as I mentioned my brain is elsewhere this evening so it was straight over my head. Another example of Jemma zoning out and being unobservant. :)

Look closly at the screen... closer..... closer.....


Now how do you feel?

[TowelBoy]

Either I am feeling particulary stupid this evening or you a dilly dallying around the question.

BE DIRECT! I promise not to get offended but in this case I think I need you to be as blunt as possible.
Perhaps I left my brain at school

Dear Jemma,

Well as you know I'm a bit shy about these matters ... Will you be more " explicit " in your Redux ?
You said a man needed to spend at least 15 minutes giving attention to your ... ummm ... " Rosebud ".
However, you did not ... ahem ... show it during your shoot ... your Clitoris.
There you made me say it.
I feel so ashamed. Don't be angry.
:o
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Towelboy,
If I had a weak baldder, I swear I would have pissed myself laughing at you just now! For a fully grown man you seem to blush a lot.

In all honesty, I CAN'T answer your question. I am a girl of spontanaiety. It highly depends on how I feel during the shoot and on the day. I guess it is more than likely but not guaranteed. I'm not adverse to showing that side or part of myself but it really depends on my mood at the time.
I think I would be one of the more awkward models to shoot because I have no initiative (spelling?) and I need heaps of help as to wear to put everything. Abbys girls were great with giving direction and helping with poses

Stoneyyy: My eyes are owey! You're mean :( You blink too much! :)

BAD STONEYYY!!! (Jemma shakes her fist at Stoneyyy)

[stoneyyy]

I been looking for that little red car hehehe, still looking

[Jemma]

Blissed; I know you are not here right now but I have to ask before I forget.
You say you have two guitars, I was wondering what sort of guitars they were. I currently own 5 guitars and I love them all! Right now I'm saving up for a 12 string accoustic and a BOSS effects pedal. Anyway...point to my story... I was wondering if you use the net for looking up songs? If so what is your fave site? I have a selection of my own but it's always nice to learn about other reccomended sites.

Stoneyyy; My car is very recognisable! A little hint to help you is: It is full of stickers. I don't want to make it too easy but one sticker says "Thorpie says my car is fully sick"

[TowelBoy]

Towelboy,
If I had a weak bladder, I swear I would have pissed myself laughing at you just now!
For a fully grown man you seem to blush a lot.

In all honesty, I CAN'T answer your question. I am a girl of spontanaiety.
It highly depends on how I feel during the shoot and on the day. I guess it is more than likely but not guaranteed.
I'm not adverse to showing that side or part of myself but it really depends on my mood at the time.
I think I would be one of the more awkward models to shoot because I have no initiative (spelling?)
and I need heaps of help as to wear to put everything.
Abbys girls were great with giving direction and helping with pose

Dear Jemma,

Phew !... I'm very glad I made you laugh ... I was extremely nervous that you might be offended.
I would never be able to ask you this in real life ... but one gets used to seeing them on AW.
I should have just waited for a possible surprise appearance.
Either way I am very excited about your Redux ... and can't wait to view it ... I mean the Photos ! ... :o

I only really blush in the presence of beautiful young ladies like yourself.
I'm fortunate you have such a good sense of humour.
:)
TowelBoy

[TowelBoy]

Hey Jemma ... moving right along -
How about playing one of your Guitars in your Redux Videos ?
Other Models have done this in the past -
Maybe you could sing a bit of a Song as well ?
I remember you said you had a good singing voice.
Nude Singing in Stockings ... I like it !
:)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

I don't think I'm good enough yet. I mean sometimes I'll play at parties or at school or whatever but I've never taped or filmed myself playing and in all honesty I think I would be more nervous about playing guitar than about being nakey! I've only been playing for just over and year and I'm totally self taught with no natural music ability! It is a nice idea but I don't think my skill level is quite ready for an internet audience!
I thought of you last night Towelboy. I was watching South Park and Towely came on! Quite ofen I imagine your words comming out of his mouth. Most amusing! I've been wondering, are you a member of ISM?

[TowelBoy]

I thought of you last night Towelboy.

Oh Jemma ... Finally ! ... Wait a minute ! ... You only think of me as Cartoon Towel ?
Now I'm sad. ... :(

I've been wondering, are you a member of ISM?

Not a member of ISM ... Have you posed there ?
I already spend way to much time here at AW.

Well if no to Guitar ... What about just a bit of Singing ?
I'd love to hear your Voice.
:)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Towelboy,
Now you're trying to make me blush!!! I gotta go soon, back to study. It's nearly midnight and I'm studying. Yes you heard it here, Jemma is a geek. Lovely.

Many AW models are on ISM, I discover new ones ever day :)

I love teasing you towelboy! It honestly makes my day so much better! Silly O'l TowelBoy!

[TowelBoy]

Towelboy,
Now you're trying to make me blush!!! I gotta go soon, back to study. It's nearly midnight and I'm studying.
Yes you heard it here, Jemma is a geek. Lovely.

Many AW models are on ISM, I discover new ones ever day :)

I love teasing you towelboy! It honestly makes my day so much better! Silly O'l TowelBoy!

Jemma ! Jemma !

Don't leave me hanging by a thread ! Please no more teasing !
You didn't say if ... You ... are on ISM ?
If you are do you have a different name ?
Don't be cruel to one of your most ardent admirers !
I'm starting to have that fantasy of giving your Bottom a smack again.
Be Direct Jemma ... Be Direct !
:)
Towelboy

[Jemma]

Towelboy, I will shake my finger at you and frown.

Once again I have failed to mention wheter I am on ISM or not. Am I or aren't I? I disclose no more :)

Happy looking! :)

[TowelBoy]

Towelboy, I will shake my finger at you and frown.

Once again I have failed to mention wheter I am on ISM or not. Am I or aren't I? I disclose no more :)

Happy looking! :)

Right Jemma ... That's it ! ... I'm going out tomorrow to purchase a large smacking Paddle !
Will I start on the left or the right cheek ?

Are you trying to sell me an ISM membership ?
Don't you want me to do any useful work ?
Food doesn't just magically appear in the Cave you know !
:)
TowelBoy

[stoneyyy]

damn Towelboy and jemma are getting worse then Blissed and Gracie

[TowelBoy]

damn Towelboy and jemma are getting worse then Blissed and Gracie

She's snuck off ... and left me in ignorance ... ISM ... grumble.
:)
TowelBoy

[stoneyyy]

She's snuck off ... and left me in ignorance ... ISM ... grumble.
:)
TowelBoy

Lmao she has left ya wanting more, is she teasing you

[TowelBoy]

Lmao she has left ya wanting more, is she teasing you

stoneyyy - I wouldn't normally ask you this ... Are you a member of ISM ?
Has " Jemma " posed for that site ? I really don't have the time to search or join.
Sorry to trouble you.
:)
TowelBoy

[stoneyyy]

Nope i am faithful to aw, I have looked at that site but it did not really appeal

However ya can join the forums for free in girls outwest as I discovered, I wonder if you can do that in ISM too, might go have a look

Welcome to the Project_ISM - Forums.If this is your first visit, be sure to check out the FAQ (http://www.ishotmyself.com/forums/faq.php) by clicking the link above. You may have to register (http://www.ishotmyself.com/forums/register.php) before you can post: click the register link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below.

But there is no register link. hmmm good site that one

eww i just had a look at there forums, yukkie avatars etc very distracting, oh and i see blissed is very active there

[TowelBoy]

Nope i am faithful to aw, I have looked at that site but it did not really appeal ...

... eww i just had a look at there forums, yukkie avatars etc very distracting,
oh and i see blissed is very active there

stoneyyy - Thanks for that ... I think you have uncovered something ?
I got the impression Blissed was talking to some of the Models off the AW Site.
I call that an unfair advantage.
:)
TowelBoy

[stoneyyy]

stoneyyy - Thanks for that ... I think you have uncovered something ?
I got the impression Blissed was talking to some of the Models off the AW Site.
I call that an unfair advantage.
:)
TowelBoy

We are going to have to take blissed to the secret back alley thread and sort him out with whats fair play

[Vid Dude]

Can the Jemma/Towelboy/Stoneyyy mutual appreciation society break it up a bit? You guys dominate this thread to the point of exclusivity, and I'd like you to cut back a bit, please, and give other people a chance to contribute here.

[Jemma]

Sorry Vid Dude. Fair Call. :) I'll be good

[TowelBoy]

Can the Jemma/Towelboy/Stoneyyy mutual appreciation society break it up a bit?
You guys dominate this thread to the point of exclusivity, and I'd like you to cut back a bit, please,
and give other people a chance to contribute here.

I'm confused ... Which thread am I allowed to speak to Jemma in ?
This is her Models Speak thread ... I thought we were keeping it out of Abby Winters Discussion ?
How are other Members stopped from posting ?
Last night there seemed to be very few members on the forum -
And Jemma was here live whilst Stoneyyy and myself were on.
Both he and I posted in a variety of threads ... not just here.
Jemma also posted elsewhere.
Isn't it up to the Model whether she answers or ignores posts, or chooses not to post ?
Which Models have complained about me posting to them ?
I believe I get a very positive response from most of the Models ?
There are members complaining about us speaking to each other ?
Don't they like others to enjoy themselves ?
Of course we are not discussing Anal Secretions and Menstruation here -
So we are not " Mature ".
Here I was thinking I was contributing to the Site ?
Another mistake I have made.

TowelBoy

[artlover]

I got the impression Blissed was talking to some of the Models off the AW Site.

This is not possible as private messaging is disabled for the models.

[Vid Dude]

Towelboy, don't overreact or second-guess me. I am asking you, and everyone, to not have ongoing long one-on-one conversations with a model. It discourages others from joining in, to the boards as a whole, not only to the particular thread.

Everywhere else you can post as much as you like, just as you have been. But when it comes to conversing with the models, ease up a bit, please.

[blissed]

Hey something funny happened today at work. I had to leave the stockroom and stand about in the shop and just answer customer enquiries. Suddenly this kid nicked a bottle of coke and ran off leaving is bike behind :) Ha ha. So we just picked up his bicycle from outside the shop and put it in the stock room. So now, once he's drunk his free bottle of coke, he'll have lost his bike worth about $170 Ozzy dollars. and if he comes back to the shop for it, he's going to get himself arrested :)
Sorry to say that with glee but shoplifters are a right pain. I don't know if you've done an ISM. they don't mind you saying if you have here. That's how I found this site. I like the forum there but it's pretty small and I noticed a lot of ISM artists were posting here (like Paula) and not there at all. I've only really got time to mainly see the videos and shoots of the 5 people I like talking to the most here and your one of them you lucky person :) I just like chatting really, the fact that you've got pics and videos here of you naked is just a very nice bonus really.
Anyway, the 2 guitars I've got is a headless bass and a Fender stratt. I can't play live, but I can cheat really well when I record it. You have to get cubase lite and record yourself a song. it's really easy and quite cheap. I don't use the net for looking up songs. I checked just now and I've bookmarked 2 nudie forums 7 others and 25 groups in myspaz. So really I think I enjoy talking far too much even though most of it's crap :) You haven't said what your hair type is like yet, I wanna to play hairdresser's and give you some advice.

[Jemma]

So...has he come back for his bike yet? :)
When I was younger, I used to work at a service station. One night when I was about 16, a guy around the same age came in. He wanted to buy some porn mags (some were the sealed 18+ ones) I asked him for ID and told him if he couldn't produce any he would need to come back down with a guardian. Pretty mean hey but ya can't help but laugh!

So, hair advice. I need a full on stylist really but I'll take what I can get. I've been trying to come up with specific reasons as to why I don't like my hair. It's deffinetly not oily. It's a little dry and deffinetly needs to have all the split ends hacked off. I think I need a hair style that brings out my face a little more. I think what I like least about my hait is the style or lack there of. If I had a nice cut, Iwould be more inclined to leave it out. I've been searching for the perfect hair style but no one seems to have it! I know I haven't given you too much to go on Blissed but any advice you/or anyone may have for me would be muchly appreciated.

Mrs Roops; One more question (If it bothers you I'm hasseling you with pc questions, please let me know) I reied to get my photo into paint to resize it like you said. How do I get the photo out of Kodak and onto Paint. I looked for an 'import' button or a 'copy' and 'paste' or even a 'save as'. No luck.

Anyway, I gotta go down to the shops now but I'll be back later

MWA xox

[Mrs Roops]

Mrs Roops; One more question (If it bothers you I'm hasseling you with pc questions, please let me know) I reied to get my photo into paint to resize it like you said. How do I get the photo out of Kodak and onto Paint. I looked for an 'import' button or a 'copy' and 'paste' or even a 'save as'. No luck.
Heh-heh, don’t worry about asking questions!!! I’ve been asked everything from “at what age did your pubic bum hairs start to appear” to receiving a PM from an aw.com poster asking if I could send him a pair or unlaundered and stained knickers!!!!

In answer to your query though, I have never seen Kodak software, but I am sure there is a “help” section, which will tell you how to “save” and “export”. Just type in those words into the help index. BTW, it may be that you have a re-size facility in the Kodak application, again, just type in “re-size” into the help index.

However, just in case you cannot source the information you require, there are other ways to get your pix into MS Paint

Firstly you will need to know where Kodak has stored your pix on the computer. They will either be in the “My Pictures” section that came with MS Windows or Kodak will have created a folder for you. Once you have located the folder and pix you can either go into the folder, select your pic and right-click the image with your mouse and select “open with paint” like this,

2576

Or you can go directly into MS Paint and click on “file” and then “open” like this.

2577

You will then have to browse the folders and files before selecting (double left-click) the image you want.

Hope this helps!!!!!!

[Luxman]

You have a great picture collection of Mrs. Roops.
I see there are some I yet don't have. :)

You're an awesome person! <3

Lxm

[Jemma]

Mrs Roops, What ever your occupation, quit and become a teacher! I have officially transferred my very first photo to MS paint. I'm still trying to resize it because it is so massive.My mouse is really dodgy though so it's quite time consuming. I'll get there though; thanks to you :)

[blissed]

So...has he come back for his bike yet? :)
No, not as far as I know. What's also funny is that their very often tough cocky little guys until they get caught and then they ball their eyes out :)
Anyway your hair
I think what ever style you have, if your hair isn't in good condition it's not going to look good. If you use a natural organic product thats free of chemicals, that treats your hair the best. Most of the things I find like Daniel fields rescue shampoo aren't available in Os
But so far I've found this.
http://www.biome.com.au/shop_index.php?cPath=135&osCsid=8c8dcf8e921d39fdca1108643948cff0
If you use the Emma Cool Rescue Conditioner and the Aromatic hair shine drops
as well that might do the trick. It's worth a try. But since it's such a tricky job long distance I'm soliciting the advice of an expert who has really beautiful hair to see what she uses. http://forums.abbywinters.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=72635#post72635 Then you could choose the products that suite your hair type from the same range. I think if you can get it in good condition, simply having it long would be nice, you can do lots of different things with it then, including tying it back on bad hair days.


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[Randomthoughts]

Fabulous!!!!!!!
(Just kidding there Blissed, just never heard even another model go into such details...)

:D

RT...

[blissed]

That's OK R. I'm a bit of a hair fan. I think if someone has really beautiful long hair,
they look twice as attractive than they would with out it.

[Jemma]

Calling for back up hey blissed! That is so cute! :)

[Aladin]

Hi Jemma!
I am wondering if another shoot is planned for you in the near future?
Would love to see one!
You look so lovely and have such an interesting personnality...
Thanks!

[Jemma]

Thanks for posting such lovely words on my thread Aladin! Yes, you are in luck, I am due to shoot a redux in a couple of weeks so it should be out in a few months I guess. I'm glad you are looking forward to it. :)

So it's the long weekend. Anybody doing anything exciting? I am deffinetly not! I really really wanted to go to Kiss my Grass and Eathcore on the park :( Just wasn't meant to be. I got a new outfit the other day! I can't wait to wear it. It's bright red/black fluff. It's a mini, skirt, leg warmers and arm cuffs. I really like it except there aren't that many places I can wear it to aside from dance parties. Maybe I should have a theme party. My friend had a theme spa party on the other night. "Baywatch Babes & PE teachers" Prety good theme really.
Yesterday Blissed inspired me and I went out and purchased new shampoo and conditioner. I can't remember the brand though...I'll get back to you on that. I also went through a mountain load pf old picture mags trying to find the perfect hair style. I'm sure it's out there and I want it!

I'd like to ask the audience Eddie...

Which model do you think has great hair?
(Please only recomend models that have stills available so as not to stress out my dumb pc)

lots of love to all
xoxox

[blissed]

At the weekends I work. I'm working all Sunday but I usually like it cuz the guy I work with at the moment is great. Kid hasn't come back for his bike yet, I think we should sell it in the window so he can walk past it and sigh :) Have you had any luck with the pictures yet. It'd be nice to see the adventures of Mr Golly :) Trouble with selecting a hairstyle is that what looks great on one person might not look good on you. but heres a suggestion,

2591

This is one that I think would really suit you. It's a drawing of your face type . It's layered at the ends so it's going to help it lift at the root end and give it some body and movement. What do you think. I think theme parties are a great idea. How about Doctors and nurses or vicars and wenches :)

[Aladin]

Jemma, I am so glad there is a shoot in the pipeline!!
I think you are only being realistic when you say it will appear in a few months:(

Well, in the meantime I will sit back and relax, waiting for the big red velvet
curtain to raise while enjoying your charming and witty exchanges with us<3

[blissed]

Hi Jemma, you haven't posted in a few days, hope your OK.

[Jemma]

Hey Guys!
How's life? My computer has decided it hates me and it's pretty much deteriorating in front of my eyes :( So I can't actually say much becuase useing the keyboard seems to make it angry at me :( So I'm off to do mouse orientated activities, if this dumb thing lets me! I am working on this problem but there is a slight problem of cash...maybe next week. Untill then MWA!!!

[stoneyyy]

Can ya clean the keyboard

[blissed]

If that doesn't work, you could borrow someone elses and see if that works, get a new one. I think keyboards are quite cheap. Cheaper than computers anyway.

[sipfan]

I realize this thread has been dead a few days, but I came across it and have something you may find of use.

For picture viewing I absolutely adore irfanview. Downlad mirrors are available below:
http://www.irfanview.com/main_download_engl.htm

It's freeware and was born out of frustration with the obtuse and greedy nature of most image programs. Irfanview is tiny at less than 900k and it has basic resizing AND resampling from a simple pull down menu as well as the ability to alter effects.

Best of all, it allows FAST image viewing. Double click on a jpg and it opens real fast. you can then click the arrows at the top of the window to progress up or down in the folder, or if you hit the RTRN key, you go into a gorgeous full screen view that can be navigated with simple right click or left click to go up or down. stunningly easy.

I've been using it for years. The guy rocks.

[TowelBoy]

Hey Guys!
How's life? My computer has decided it hates me and it's pretty much deteriorating in front of my eyes :(
So I can't actually say much becuase useing the keyboard seems to make it angry at me :(
So I'm off to do mouse orientated activities, if this dumb thing lets me!
I am working on this problem but there is a slight problem of cash...maybe next week.
Untill then MWA!!!

Dear Jemma,

Hope you get your computer back to fully functional -
I have been trying to cool off for the last week ... :o
Please know it has nothing to do with you.
I hope we can talk again here ... When we know what the new rules are ?
Always your " distant " forum friend.
:)
TowelBoy

[stoneyyy]

lmao i always knew Mrs Roops would find a way to show a collection of herself on here , well done

[Mrs Roops]

That was done purely in the interests of education, I assure you!!!;)

[Randomthoughts]

Did I miss something???
*sniffs around for more Roops pics*

[Jemma]

I"M BACK!

So a very lovely friend of mine came over and lent me a new keyboard, a new mouse and deleted heaps of stuff I apparantly didn't need. YEAH! My pc is still dumb but at least it is working and not logging me off constantly.

So it has been a while. Have I missed anything interesting? I noticed AW has a new list thing. I really like it. Heaps of chicks that I'd never had the pleasure of seeing before. I would like to get around to making my own lists. Eventually...

Yesterday I bathed my cat, K9. She had never had a bath before and now she is all fluffy and soft! She didn't much like it at time but she's sweet now.

Well, guys, hope you are all happy and healthy, and I hope to speak to you all soon! MWA!

[blissed]

Jemmas broken her silence :) hurraaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How did you get a cat in some water with out getting scratched to death.





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[TowelBoy]

Jemmas broken her silence :) hurraaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

G'day Blissed,

I agree ... Jemma's silence was deafening ... a cold desolate wind had been blowing through this thread.
Where were all the members we were discouraging from joining in ?
I see Gracie W seems also to have been " turned off " ... hope for you and her other " fans " she comes back.
Anyway I doubt we will ever feel as " relaxed " again with regard to posting here.
:)
TowelBoy

[Randomthoughts]

I"M BACK!

So a very lovely friend of mine came over and lent me a new keyboard, a new mouse and deleted heaps of stuff I apparantly didn't need. YEAH! My pc is still dumb but at least it is working and not logging me off constantly.


Welcome back, Jemma!
Some times a little cleaning is good for the ole' hard-drive...I certainly hope the loaner gets *forgotten* just so as you don't have to go into hiding for so long next time until you get another set. Can't say as you missed anything Overly spectacular, other than the regular spectacular that happens on a daily occurrence!
;)
Random Thoughts...

[TowelBoy]

I"M BACK!

Well, guys, hope you are all happy and healthy, and I hope to speak to you all soon! MWA!

Dear Jemma,

I think we will be able to " speak " here ... once every other day ... without upsetting anyone.
I hope you will choose to ... If you are still interested in doing so ?
Glad to hear of your computer maintenance.
I'd still like to see you post a Photo of yourself ... when you have the time.
It would be great to hear some new Jemma stories and jokes -
I very much miss the entertainment you gave so freely.
:)
TowelBoy

[artlover]

That was done purely in the interests of education, I assure you!!!;)
Ain't learning grand?:D:D

[arsby]

Yesterday I bathed my cat, K9. She had never had a bath before and now she is all fluffy and soft! She didn't much like it at time but she's sweet now.
Did you ever hear Steve Martin talk about giving his cat a bath? He says,
"I gave my cat a bath. I loved it, the cat loved it. It took me a while to get the fur off my tongue." :D

[alleyes1]

Did you ever hear Steve Martin talk about giving his cat a bath? He says,
"I gave my cat a bath. I loved it, the cat loved it. It took me a while to get the fur off my tongue." :D

Yes, I did arsby, and of course I knew he was kidding when he said that, but when he talked about his new hobby, "cat juggling", it just made me sick! :p

[arsby]

...but when he talked about his new hobby, "cat juggling", it just made me sick! :p

BWAHAHA! I saw The Jerk with my wife when it first came out. That's the part where she walked out of the movie!

[TowelBoy]

Cooee (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cooee) ! ... Are you there Jemma ? ... Cooee (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cooee) !

The Koalas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koala) in the Gum Trees (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gum_tree) out the front of the Cave -
Are making loud mating calls at night ... They are keeping me awake !
This is really happening ... I'm not making this up.

Hope all is well with you.
:)
TowelBoy

[Randomthoughts]

Yes arsby, "The Jerk" - I could close my eyes and picture him. Wow...
Jemma, I hope your new equipment is plug & play and you don't have a rough time with getting back on board. The natives are getting restless!
;)
RT...

[Jemma]

Hey guys, I like to be fashionably late so here I am. Damn, where did everybody go? Hello?

I have been sevrely geekin it up. I've made a slight indent on my study load but not much. Today I've been studying the theorist Diana Baumrindwho came up with a four tier classification system for parenting styles. Very interesting!

Thanks for keeping my thread alive while I have been studying. Muchly appreciated!

I have koalah's in the gumtrees too Towelboy, they are not nearly as annoying as the possums in my roof though! Horrible things but I think we can all kinda learn to live together. Sometimes...other times I want to drill into the walls.

I started reading a really good book today. It's called Go ask Alice Annonymous. It's the diary of this teenage girl who gets involved with drugs. It's pretty full on. Worth a read though if you're ever bored.

Hmmm...do I have any news??? My cat has managed to make enemies of all the other neighbourhood cats. Ever day I hear my poor little cat screaming, bailed up under my car and I have to go and rescue her. I wonder what goes on around here when I'm not here to see it?

I met some dude the other day that fell in love with my 'gollyosohpy' photos and wants to help me market them into a calender for next year! WOO HOO! GO JEMMA!!!

Aside, from that I have missed you all lots and I was happy to come back and see that life on this thread exists without me. Does that sound self centred or what! Anyone Jemma has once again broken her silence...

That's tough
thats life
(That was my best Hinch voice)

[blissed]

Hi Jem, that's good news about your Golly picks. Nice to see you back. I'm not too happy with AW at the moment because of this. http://forums.abbywinters.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=75242#post75242 I like Gracie, she's contributed an awful lot to this forum with her ideas and personality and I can't imagine her saying that unless she'd been treated unreasonably. and I like you as well, thats why I'm telling you this.
I've been busy getting a song onto iTunes and putting a video on to the website. It's quite a task though to make sure everyone else can play it too. I'm not sure I've achieved that yet. I don't know if I'm gonna do Jemma's song though, I don't really do rap. You'll have to do what I suggested before and get a beat going and rap it on the before part of a video (honestly everyone will be impressed, you won't look silly :))

[Luxman]

Blissed, I don't understand why you always have to stir the same crap all the time.
It's no help to anyone to spray your poison in all the threads on the boards. You should really stop it.

This is my very personal point of view.

Lxm

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Thanks so much for coming back to the Forum ... :)

... Damn, where did everybody go? Hello?

Yes ... well ... I can't say.

Thanks for keeping my thread alive while I have been studying. Muchly appreciated!

I'm just glad to hear you are still " alive " ... a great relief !

I have koalas in the gumtrees too Towelboy, they are not nearly as annoying as the possums
in my roof though! Horrible things but I think we can all kinda learn to live together.
Sometimes...other times I want to drill into the walls.

Jemma have you been playing Possum ? ... :o

Aside, from that I have missed you all lots and I was happy to come back and see that life on this thread
exists without me. Anyway Jemma has once again broken her silence...

I hope you can find a little more " computer time " in your schedule ?
Thanks for sharing your K9 and other stories.
:)
TowelBoy

[alleyes1]

blissed,
Here's the deal. I think anybody who's read my posts knows I'm not an ass-kisser. The thing is though, my being heard by Abby and Co. depends on my reputation as being a straight shooter. I was the loudest voice for Gracie and I only wish I could send her a private note, which I (rightly) can't.

Gracie felt betrayed. I know that because that's the way I felt. I never apologized or changed my view on favorites and neither does Gracie. The thing is, though, that Gracie and I were both wrong. Abby's policiy was that it is ok to have favorites. I can promise you one thing. Abby thought about what we said. She thought about what Gracie said. And what I said. If I know her, she spent a long time thinking about it. In the end, it's her site, and she hasn't done too bad.

I hope that sometime, Gracie knows that there were those that supported her. And I hope she sees my post that we were wrong. Sometimes things are said in the heat of the moment by all of us. But if Gracie reads this, you know girl, that you are cared for by staff and members alike. You weren't betrayed. See ya' soon. ;)

Alleyes <3

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

I also wanted to draw your attention to a post by Abby Winters herself -
She made it in the " Funky new feature - video newsletter " thread ... Look Here (http://forums.abbywinters.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=76016#post76016)

Anyway here is the post - Dated 25 March 2006

hey, she can wear pantyhose all she likes.
That pic is not from a shoot, it's just from when Darcy dropped in for a visit.

I am still waiting for Jemma to get her thigh-highs so we can do her redux shoot!

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So come on Jemma ... Rush out and buy those Stockings ... Please ? ... :o
Remember Abby promised " reimbursement " ... that's a great offer !
:)
TowelBoy

[Vid Dude]

*Moderation Hijack*
I wish people would get off the Gracie subject. There's really nothing to discuss or be concerned about, she's not a delicate flower that needs to be protected or defended, no explanation is owed to any of you. She is her own person, who will do and say as she pleases for her own reasons. It's not like she hates Abby or any of us; she dropped by the Office just a week or so back!

Don't look for blame, don't keep bringing up the subject in unrelated threads as though it has any relevance, just shut up about it, already. Or I'll give you something to be sorry about.

The Moderator Has Spoken.

[stoneyyy]

The moderator has spoken, I am all ears

[Chasaffton]

*Moderation Hijack*
I wish people would get off the Gracie subject. There's really nothing to discuss or be concerned about, she's not a delicate flower that needs to be protected or defended, no explanation is owed to any of you. She is her own person, who will do and say as she pleases for her own reasons. It's not like she hates Abby or any of us; she dropped by the Office just a week or so back!

Don't look for blame, don't keep bringing up the subject in unrelated threads as though it has any relevance, just shut up about it, already. Or I'll give you something to be sorry about.

The Moderator Has Spoken.

Your right Van Dude. Abby says that the young Ladies are snowflakes and should be treated as such. :D

c

[Randomthoughts]

*Wonders if Chasaffton will hit his magic 100 after that one!* ;)
However, yes...It is past due time to let this go and get back to the community we all enjoy. One that can speak out, laugh and cry...and knows when to let go of an issue.
Just my opinion of course!

RT...

[artlover]

I agree with RT. Everyone has had their say and made their minds up. Even though this is not a democracy, I vote we move on...

[TowelBoy]

G'day Jemma ... How's your day been ... Let's see one of your lovely smiles !
Everybody feeling happy !
:)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

I don't really know what happened with the whole Gracie thang and I guess it's over now anyway.

My thread gets a lot of moderator attention. I can manage to cause trouble without even knowing it. Go Jemma!

Today I went and splurged and bought my 2 favorite guitars (Benny & Buster) a new set of strings each. So the three of us are very happy. It's a shame I don't have 4 arms to experience them both at once. Threesome woohoo! Sadly I don't think I'm woman enough to simulatneously satisfy 2 guitars. Oh, well we all need goals I guess.

Blissed, what do you mean you've been busy getting a song on iTunes? Have you written/released a song? I don't really get the whole iTunes thing. By now I'm sure you are all well aware technology is not my strongest point! Anyway back to you...Blissed, I'm sure you could rap if you practised. Rapping doesn't have to be fast. If you're capable of verbal communication you are capable of rap. Trust me mate, that song is a winner!

Well guess what! Jemma is thinking of getting her motorcycle license! WOO HOO!!! May not happen. Only thought of it last night but the fact that I still remember and still think it's a good idea means we may be in business! I'm going to see if any mates wanna do the course with me first though. It would be heaps better to learn with a friend.

Towelboy; You will be happy to know; I purchased thigh hi's today. Didn't really want to get black but that is all they had so worry not your little towel head over it my friend! They're really nice actually so I don't even care if Abby doesn't reinburse me, I rekon I would have bought them anyway!

Well love and leave ya guys!
JEMMA!!!!

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Well guess what! Jemma is thinking of getting her motorcycle license!

My only warning is ... If you come off a motorcycle ... the results can be permanent.
It has happened to people that I knew ... sorry for this downer.

Towelboy; You will be happy to know; I purchased thigh hi's today.
Didn't really want to get black but that is all they had so worry not your little towel head over it my friend!
They're really nice actually so I don't even care if Abby doesn't reinburse me,
I rekon I would have bought them anyway!

Black Fishnets ??? ... Don't worry ... I'm no longer worried ! My " Head " has calmed.
Remember ... Hair down as well ... please !
:)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

Hey hey!!
Shhh...wanna know a secret? Jemma's wagging school today. I woke up and decided I could be more productive and motivated at home. I'm pretty pleased with my choice.

APRIL FOOLS...
I need help! Between me and my evil best friend we have conjured up like 5 tricks but we still need more! Have you ever been tricked by an April Fool or have you ever tricked anyone else as an April Fool. When I was about 13 or so I told my mum that a Mr Russ rang up and she needs to call back. His first name is Albert. I then left her the number for the Melbourne zoo. I was pretty amused at it but she was pretty pissed at me over it. Oh well...I still think it was worth it.

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

Sorry I'm not much good at tricks ... I'm just easily fooled ... :o
I thought I nearly saw a Jemma photo appear ... but then the sensation went away !
Oh well ... so close ... and yet so far.
Please keep trying ?
:)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

I see my thread has attracted more moderator attention...lovely!

So it's Friday! YAY!!! I always feel happy when the week reaches to this point. Weekends are simply the best! This weekend me and some mates are going to a music festival in the mountains. It's gunna be totally awesome! I really love hearing accoustic music - especially original stuff from unknown artists. I like supporting the little people.

I'm really close to posting pictures. I found out how to resize without the hassel of moving it to paint. I tried to post a pic again the other day but my dumb ass computer had a little fit and decided not to comply to my wishes. I do appreciate your patience though TowelBoy! :)

Today at school I got to play all day. It was really fun. We played with playdough, pastels, barbies, trucks, sand HEAPS. No wonder I'm in such a good mood. I hardly had a rough day!

Well my lovely fans and airconditioners, I'm off to prepare for April Fools tomoz. Yes; I am aware how immature April Fools Day is but I am rather immature in some aspects. I just can't resist a good practical joke for the life of me. Oh well. Hope you all have a good weekend and nobody tricks you too badly MWA xox

[stoneyyy]

I see my thread has attracted more moderator attention...lovely!

So it's Friday! YAY!!! I always feel happy when the week reaches to this point. Weekends are simply the best! This weekend me and some mates are going to a music festival in the mountains. It's gunna be totally awesome! I really love hearing accoustic music - especially original stuff from unknown artists. I like supporting the little people.

I'm really close to posting pictures. I found out how to resize without the hassel of moving it to paint. I tried to post a pic again the other day but my dumb ass computer had a little fit and decided not to comply to my wishes. I do appreciate your patience though TowelBoy! :)

Today at school I got to play all day. It was really fun. We played with playdough, pastels, barbies, trucks, sand HEAPS. No wonder I'm in such a good mood. I hardly had a rough day!

Well my lovely fans and airconditioners, I'm off to prepare for April Fools tomoz. Yes; I am aware how immature April Fools Day is but I am rather immature in some aspects. I just can't resist a good practical joke for the life of me. Oh well. Hope you all have a good weekend and nobody tricks you too badly MWA xox

Yes it seems Vid Dude as been cleaning the threads up, hes trying to win a point with Abby at the moment, and i guess he needs his back yard in order so she doesn't change the subject on him.

off to the mountains sounds like fun, have a great weekend and enjoy april fools day

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

I'm really close to posting pictures. I found out how to resize without the hassel of moving it to paint.
I tried to post a pic again the other day but my dumb ass computer had a little fit and decided not to comply to my wishes.
I do appreciate your patience though TowelBoy! :)

See ... I did detect your vibration ... I'm very sensitive ... :o
Please have another go !

I'm off to prepare for April Fools tomoz. Yes; I am aware how immature April Fools Day is but I am rather immature
in some aspects. I just can't resist a good practical joke for the life of me.
Oh well. Hope you all have a good weekend and nobody tricks you too badly MWA xox

Well it is 1 April 2006 so I came up with something for you ... not really a trick ... but a minor wordplay.
Do you remember saying this on 9 March 2006 ? -

Many AW models are on ISM, I discover new ones ever day :)

I love teasing you towelboy! It honestly makes my day so much better! Silly O'l TowelBoy!

Well you recently posted in the " Models who also appear on other friendly sites " thread ... Please Look Here (http://forums.abbywinters.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?postid=77088#post77088)
If you read my post under yours you might get a small laugh and a smile ?
I believe it answers your " Happy looking! " remark ?
I'm a trained Navigator you know !
:)
TowelBoy

[Jemma]

You're a clever towelboy aren't you! Well congratulations. And yes, your remarks definetly made me smile. Well done!

So April fools was a mass disapointment. I missed out completely. It's kinda a long story bu the short version is: My silly cousin from Swan Hill decided to run away from home and landed herself on my doorstep. I've had a long drive!So, I've decided that it isn't fait I should have to miss out all together so I've post phoned it and I'm celebrating it another day!

So now it's Saturday night and I was going to head up to the music festival but it is way too cold and I'm way too tired from driving so I think I may stay home. Perhaps I'll play the X-Box for a little while. Nothing worse than it being Saturday night and having nothing to do! Grrr...

[stoneyyy]

Best April Fools day trick i heard so far is

when my mate got a phone call from his daughter she was at Adelaide airport, home for surprise visit(don't tell mum) and can he pick her up. Off he goes to the airport, after giving some story to his wife why he had to go out.

Rings her on her mobile when he gets there. Dad I cant see you blow the horn and wave - which did.

Nope cant see you wave higher - which he did. Nope ,she says, cant see you from Melbourne. He laughed all the way home.

[matchless]

... Nothing worse than it being Saturday night and having nothing to do! Grrr...
How about having to work every Saturday night :rolleyes: ...?

[stoneyyy]

Nothing worse than it being Saturday night and having nothing to do! Grrr...

Damn Jemma you are there and I am here .... oh well enjoy :D

[TowelBoy]

Dear Jemma,

You're a clever towelboy aren't you! Well congratulations.
And yes, your remarks definetly made me smile. Well done!

Mmmm ... a Jemma compliment ... made my day ... probably my week actually ... :o

Did you really drive to Swan Hill and back ? That's a long way !
Couldn't you have put her on the train at Spencer Street Station (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spencer_Street_Station) ?
Oh well ... Relatives !

Perhaps I'll play the X-Box for a little while.

Well I'm strictly PC myself ... although I wouldn't mind watching you play with your Box ... :o
Just " for a little while " !
:)
TowelBoy