Kinkiest masturbating technique

[melbguy]

well, we often hear from the gals how they use their vibrators and fingers etc...how about us guys...the vacuum, or one of my faves is the pool hose with the filter on half way !! And girls, tell us what your fellas do...cheers..pete :o

[bustlingbrian]

umm i've never contemplated using anything other than my hand

[amy_o]

When I was a teenager I used to use my toothbrush holder as it was the only thing in my parents house that I could get my hands on. It became a great friend of mine and I even took it travelling when I left home. Not sure what happened to it though I must of lost it in some bizzaar country!!!!

[Mrs Roops]

Have to say I can't recall any guys who liked to be tossed off in unusual ways, but I do remember a girl I knew during my uni days who said her boyfriend liked to have his penis slapped at a fairly high frequency. She was happy to do this except when he shot his load, globules of sperm would end up all over the place!!! Apparently he was quite normal in all other respects.

[jseas]

When I was a teenager I used to use my toothbrush holder as it was the only thing in my parents house that I could get my hands on. It became a great friend of mine and I even took it travelling when I left home. Not sure what happened to it though I must of lost it in some bizzaar country!!!!

Now worshipped there appropriately, I hope.

[artlover]

Guys: 1. Eat a banana. 2. Save the peel. 3. Do what comes naturally (pun intended). :D:D

[rachel_t]

when i was too young to be purchasing vibrators, i used one of those vibrating "squiggle pens". best christmas present i ever got, thanks nanna. hahahaha. oh that's so bad.

[arsby]

Not sure what happened to it though I must of lost it in some bizzaar country!!!!

...or some part of your anatomy. "I was changing my tampon, and guess what I found!" :D

Hey, any of you old guys or gals remember what Portnoy used to whack off?

[DreamSmith]

Probably me just being strange... in my youth I used to lie on my side push my penis down between my (slightly bent) legs and rock my hips back and forth, it always seemed to give better coverage than my hands (large size issue probably, sorry for the repeating issue).

[BWW]

Many boring old supposedly non-erotic vibrator/massagers of the sort sold in drugstores have a dome-shaped attachment that fits amazingly well over the end of an erect penis. Actually, that particular attachment is useless for practically anything else. Maybe the people at Oster are more clever than we realized.

[uncrated]

I've used a peach before. Cut a hole thru the center of it. And it was a juicey peach too! :D

[rachel_t]

I've used a peach before. Cut a hole thru the center of it. And it was a juicey peach too! :D
lol that's quite a good idea, but wouldn't it fall apart pretty easily?

[Cruiser9]

I've used a peach before. Cut a hole thru the center of it. And it was a juicey peach too! :D

Well, that's sure one way to get your daily supply of fruits in your diet I guess :rolleyes:

[melbguy]

well, there is some good ideas there everyone...plenty of fruit ideas, bananas and peaches...maybe we can call that the fruit salad position...

sometimes when Im staying in a motel on business I find myself ramming my penis in between the matress and the bed base, and I use the shower cap with body lotion as a pseudo lubricant and spunk collector...(Id hate to dirty the bed sheets)...

if I am watching a in-house porn movie I find I can bed fuck for ages and then climax with the actors in the movie..the things we do for love...and fun !!

keep up the good stories...there must be hundreds more ...and thanks for sharing...pete

[pjay]

how about us guys...the vacuum, or one of my faves is the pool hose with the filter on half way !!
You may care to check out this selection (http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial_s&hl=en&q=vacuum+cleaner+masturbation+injuries&meta=&btnG=Google+Search) of links on Google and rethink the whole penis-vacuum cleaner interface idea :eek:

[maryjane]

this isnt ENTIRELY kinky, but when i was younger i always used to masturbate when there were other people around, just to see if i could get away with it. not really sure if anyone noticed, cos if they did, they didnt say anything ;) :D :p public places are always fun

[overdale]

Arsby- been away 3 days (damn computer in the shop- no one noticed)- and I find you asking about portnoy and his liver fetish. hope no one's having liver tonight!

[BWW]

this isnt ENTIRELY kinky, but when i was younger i always used to masturbate when there were other people around, just to see if i could get away with it. not really sure if anyone noticed, cos if they did, they didnt say anything ;) :D :p public places are always fun

A former girlfriend told me she masturbated on a bus one time. She always wore long skirts and never wore underwear so it was a fairly easy proposition.

I liked the lotion and shower-cap idea, too. Definitely gives me something to think about on the next business trip.

[greycat]

You may care to check out this selection (http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial_s&hl=en&q=vacuum+cleaner+masturbation+injuries&meta=&btnG=Google+Search) of links on Google and rethink the whole penis-vacuum cleaner interface idea :eek:

ooowwwww! I didnt get any farther than reading the titles of the links. some images I can live without having in my head.

[drew001]

Not too kinky, but vibrators are always fun, whether you're male or female, alone or with a partner. :)

[KatieStar62]

BWW, I wrote about this in another post once, but it is definately possible to masturbate on a bus.

Recently I was on a very crowded (and hot) bus, but I managed to find a seat on my own and using my patented "squeezing my thighs together" method orgasm with a bus load of people on the bus between Uni and Double Bay!

[uncrated]

lol that's quite a good idea, but wouldn't it fall apart pretty easily?

if it had been overripe, it might have. but it held together long enough to do the job. :p

[CaptainDimple]

I'm not sure what I saw at the popular lake in our city here today. There's a hugely popular walking path around the lake, and I was walking off it to go to this one great ice cream place when I looked over and saw this young woman face down, in a bikini, rolling around on her towel. Well, her whole body wasn't rolling, but just her legs. I looked at the unusual motion and the effect it was having on her torso, particularly her pelvis, and I was thinking to myself, "Holy cow, is she actually ... ?"

When I came back with my ice cream, she was gone. Whatever she was doing, I hope she had fun.

[arsby]

Arsby- been away 3 days (damn computer in the shop- no one noticed)- and I find you asking about portnoy and his liver fetish. hope no one's having liver tonight!

Overdale -- I've been, well, not quite away, but also not quite paying attention, either. You win the prize. And Philip Roth is still at it... not with the liver, but with new books.

[arsby]

Recently I was on a very crowded (and hot) bus, but I managed to find a seat on my own and using my patented "squeezing my thighs together" method orgasm with a bus load of people on the bus between Uni and Double Bay!

And the red face didn't give it away? How about that the temperature on the bus was raised several degrees? :D

[lanesend]

Many boring old supposedly non-erotic vibrator/massagers of the sort sold in drugstores have a dome-shaped attachment that fits amazingly well over the end of an erect penis. Actually, that particular attachment is useless for practically anything else. Maybe the people at Oster are more clever than we realized.

Yeah, when I was in my early teens I found a "supposed" non-erotic massager in my parents cupboard and gave it a whirl. It was rather effective and completely different to any thing i'd felt before (having never "been kissed" of course... ;) ) - though it was a little intense sometimes. Mind you, the feeling of not being in control during the build up was pretty cool... hehe

[rachel_t]

haha all those vibrating massage things are so suss... i've seen so many that look just like dildos and it's so obvious that the people who made them were intending people to use them as a sexual object!!

[allensayshi]

A girlfriend of mine used a banana (mentioned elsewhere). A different one used my cum (on her fingers). I enjoyed jams and occassionally icecream. Messy but fun! I've been with girls who masturbated on the train, a plane once (red eye flight) either as I watched or together, side by side.

[chimmy]

I've used a peach before. Cut a hole thru the center of it. And it was a juicey peach too! :D

Reminds me of a line in Ab Fab that made me laugh. Patsy was talking about Saffy and said "She's a virgin in a world where men will fuck soft fruit." :)

I'm not great at being a bitch myself so it's fun to watch people doing it well :)

ch.

[rachelred]

Read about a girl who could orgasm by climbing poles! She does it often in public places, calls it a polegasm! I havnt tried but I would like to see it.
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