Susie - where are you?

[slipjig]

Susie - where are you?

I'm thinking that you might have a LOT to say!

SlipJig

[elvaar]

Maybe she could start by elucidating the story Abby mentioned to me concerning a netball team skinny-dipping in a motel pool?

[slipjig]

Yep - I would like to hear about that little incident.
Come on, Susie - where are you?
SlipJig

[elvaar]

Hi Slipjig! I'm here in Melbourne to party for a few days. I can't type for shit so Elvaar is gonna type for me.

>Alright, well I have Susie here to tell the story - HER version, anyway. We've (Gretchen) all >been pigging out at half-price Tuesdays at Taco Bill and she keeps belching over my shoulder. >So....how about that netball team huh?

It wasn't the netball team. Abby's getting her stories mixed up. I got kicked off the netball team for getting the under-16's drunk on passion pop one time in a hotel room in Sydney. It was the night before the grand final and six girls were so sick they couldn't even play. About four oclock someone complained about our noise and the coach sprung us. She was FUCKIN' angry.

So Kate and I were put in solitary confinement for an hour to sober up then we were both kicked off the team and sent home to Perth.

>How old were you?

17.

>Right, so that was the first time you got drunk?

Pshaw....! Er, no.

>So, about this pool?

Oh that was in Bali in February, just before the beach shoot trip with you guys. There was about six of us - Em, Lou, Louise, As, Crash, Katie and Smiley. As is my boss and he saw me naked - how fucken embarrassing is that?? It was the staff trip from the pub where I used to work. We'd been to the pub, and we walked home to the Hotel - "the white rose" - and Em says "let's go for a nuddie run"

>What's a nudie run?

Where everyone gets naked and runs around!

>Right. Silly me. Ok. Then what?

So we all jumped in the pool and took off our clothes.

>You took off your clothes IN the pool?

Some of us did. Some of us already had em off. That was me, stripping off on the way back from the pub...

>Then what happened?

Stuuuff. Well after a little bit we're all jumping around the pool and security came and asked us what we wer doing. So Em and I got out of the pool and stood there in front of him, starkers, and said "well what the FUCK do you THINK we're doing?"

He asked us to leave.

>Leave the pool or leave the hotel?

The pool. Just the pool, but, uh, he had to do the same thing again the next night.

>So a wild time was had by all in Bali?

Uh-huh. I reckon I remember about 30% of it though.

>That'll be all those cough lollies, right? Now, what do you want to tell the guys here?

Hi Kids! I promise I'll write more often when I get to Sydney. The next instalment will be about the Big Day Out incident, the day before we went to Bali. That was a huge day. I got to the airport to go to Bali with no luggage. I was so fucked up. Anyway, details later, gotta go.

Hey I dyed my hair!

[arsby]

Susie!

You might not believe this, but it was *very* arousing imagining a group of female pub employees cavorting nude in the hotel pool.

Ummmm, you didn't by any chance take any pictures of the outing, did you?

Do you suppose you could get Abby to film a "dramatization" of the scene?

Loved these stories, can't wait to hear the next.

*Idea* How about a 2-minute mpeg of you telling your stories? Can't imagine how fun that would be. Doesn't have to be nude, but how about flashing a lot of shoulder and thigh and (gasp) bellybutton?

[arsby]

I got so excited writing about the girls in the pool that I didn't notice the part about dying your hair.

Two questions:
o What color
o Which hair

[slipjig]

Yo Susie - thanks for writing! I was getting ready to give up...

I completely agree with Arsby - I'd love to hear you tell that story on video. Or maybe better would be to hear you tell the Big Day Out story, since we've read this one already. Of course, it wouldn't HAVE to be nude, but if I had a choice, I'd love to have the narration filmed with you naked (or topless as an alternative), but not trying to pose as in a shoot or anything, in a jaccuzzi with a nice beverage in hand.

woo-hoo!

SlipJig
(your biggest fan)
(well, okay, there could be a bigger one, but I don't know of it!)

[arsby]

How do you mean "biggest", Slipjig?
http://www.abbywinters.com/discus/clipart/proud.gif

[slipjig]

Arsby,

I KNEW someone would pick up on that! I was hoping it would be Susie... http://www.abbywinters.com/discus/clipart/happy.gif

I meant "most ardent", however, if the codpiece fits...

SJ

[elvaar]

Sorry for interrupting the dickshow, but I almost forgot these - Susie brought over some pics of her netball team. She's the GA ('Girl Attacker') leaping to catch a low flying UFO in the lower picture, and in the upper, seems to be doing not much at all except trying to look up the blue team's skirts. No wonder she fits in so well here.
http://www.abbywinters.com/discus/messages/589/608.jpg

[Talking Figleaf]

Susie, I don't want to talk about you in the 3rd person so have you any hair to dye below your eyebrows? Abby said right after your shoot with Melissa (I think it was her) you returned to razor duty in your hotel room.

figleaf

[arsby]

Susie, is there any truth to the rumor that you aren't wearing any knickers in that lower picture?
THAT would be a sight.
We'll need some closeups to be sure.

[Vid Dude]

I wanna do a netball movie. I have for such a long time! I think I might be closer to getting that happening than ever before...

Susie will, of course, be the star.

[arsby]

It would be a challenge to do a nudie netball movie without it looking like a nudist flick.

On the other hand, you don't want it to look like a cheap lead-in to lesbian action, either.

Maybe something like the other girls notice that Susie isn't wearing any knickers, and that another girl isn't wearing a bra, and try to one-up each other in the "boldness" of their progressive exhibitionism, until most of them are nude. Instead of the nudist emphasis on team spirit, take the porn emphasis on body parts, jiggling bottoms and tops, smooth creamy skin. Also, groups of girls in a huddle, girls applying suntan oil, girls doing stretching excercises, girls showering off afterwards, oh boyoboyoboyoboyoboy, I'm getting excited just thinking about it.

DO IT, VIDEODUDE!

p.s. pics also, not just vids.

[elvaar]

Hey abby, there's a shoot in that. As your business advisor I recommend against using a whole team on economic grounds, but one girl and a hoop doth a shoot make.

[Talking Figleaf]

Hmm. As your customer I think it might be fun to have, er, two models playing half-court hoop for real. Or running track, or any of half a hundred other competitions where they perhaps know each other and each wants to win. That way you get real motion, real contact, and extended interest.

For extra credit you could figure out how to turn it into a more active strip-poker variation but you wouldn't want to bust the competition.

I was just checking out the Gwyn and Tara Gold set and their coordinated striptease moves were pretty cool. They weren't pretending sex, they were just working together to show off their very nice bodies.

None of that rules out Elvaar's idea of having just one model shoot hoops. Great idea!

figleaf

[Abby]

Ooohh, Elvaar, good point. *added to the list*

VidDude has a very fun plot (screenplay?) all written and ready to go. It's kinda long, but good fun. One day, we hope to shoot it, but it sure as hell won't be cheap.

Perhaps VidDude could post it for perusal someplace ont he boards?

a

[Vid Dude]

Hmm. I dunno about that. It's old writing. And has some events in it that are... not really a good idea to show around.

Actually, I think I've lost it in a HDD crash anyway. I can only find scraps of script. Most of it is still in my head, should we get to the point of making it, though.

[arsby]

Could one of you please let us poor peons into the what the hell you're talking about?

Apparently there is some sort of script idea buried in peoples heads, Elvaar is cagey about it, VD is defensive (?!).

I'm dying of curiosity.

[elvaar]

Fret not Videoman, I have a copy of your script right here! Roll on, Twisted Sister!
Arsby, best you don't know. Really.

[Vid Dude]

I have found my copy of the script also. I just wish I had my copy of the original story, that went for a lot longer, and included the netball scene in question. If you have that, then I'm saved!

Maybe Abby has it, but past experience suggests to me that I should doubt that.

In any case, I reckon we should do a two-girl netball shoot. At least give it a sense of like they're competing.

[susie]

hey there kids it's Susie.

I've just moved to Sydney to work with the lovely Abby full timw, so I'll be able to talk much more often!

To answer some questions, um, I dyed the hair on my head and it's a very dark brown.I look very grown up. It is true, yes, as soon as I did the shoot with Melissa I raced home to shave ASAP! I'm not a fan of hairy bits! No, I am not knicker-less in my netball photos-sorry!

I promised another story (I've got lots of rock stories!!) and I think I'll tell you about the crazy day I had at Big Day Out.(For those who don't know, BDO is a massive music festival-heaps of bands and beers held in every capital city in Australia at the height of summer).I don't know if any of you will be entertained-you kinda had to be there to see the funny side of it all! Anyway here goes...

Ok, so it started on Sunday in very early February.It was about 38 degrees celsius at 10am, when we started making our way to the showgrounds. "We" is two of my girlfriends and I. (I might be able to donate another photo if you're lucky!)

A guy friend of mine was working with one of the bands who was playing and was getting us free tickets.He was meant to meet us at 12 with 3 free passes.So, we got there a little early with some beer, sitting out the front and watching the crowds rock up. It got to about 2 o'clock and we were dying to get in, so a million annoying phone calls later he finally met us and let us in. We were so excited! (and a little tipsy...)

There isn't much to say about the next 6 hours-we drank, danced, sang, drank, met people, ate, got dirty in the mosh pit, drank, caught up with friends, saw a heap of great bands (I may be biased but sonicanimation were the best) and drank lots more. We were feeling quite messy by about 11pm, I'd lost one of the gals I was with and was supposed to be flying to Bali at 6am the next morning.(Yep, that same trip where the nude swimming occured).So Em and I were leaving to drag our sorry arses to bed when a handsome stranger suggested we go to the after party that is held for the bands that played (meaning we would essentially be groupies).Now, it must be said that Em and I also attended this exclusive party last year and ended up sleeping with a famous Australian musician-so when the offer was there again we couldn't say no!

By the time we got there it was about 2am, and we were very shady indeed.There had been ample drinking and drug-taking going on all day, the only thing that was missing was some dirty sex! Needless to say, it occured at about 3am.

By 4, we needed to be at the airport to check in within an hour.So we jumped in a taxi and went back to Em's place.Being the "clever" girl I am, I hadn't actually packed for the trip yet-and there was no time. Em's dad drove us to the airport with handbags and our passports, in what we'd been wearing for nearly 24 hours.We stank of sweat, beer and I smelled of toilet sex (Em kindly pointed out as we arrived at the airport that I had come on my skirt).

We got to the check-in counter as the baggage for our plane was closing! We could see all our workmates past the security area waving and yelling for us to hurry up!We had no luggage, so we ran through security and joined the other 12 crazy kids on a massive week in Bali!

Needless to say, as alcohol is free on international flights, we drank the whole way there. Let me tell you, you can drink alot in three hours! By the time we arrived in Bali Em and I had been hitting the piss for 24 hours and were wroughted-that night we ended up in a dodgy karaoke bar belting out Britney Spears during a monsoon, but thats another story...

sus

[kumaraguy]

And you seemed like such a nice girl Susie http://www.abbywinters.com/discus/clipart/wink.gif

[arsby]

There's nothing sweeter than watching little girls wiggle and writhe to Britney tunes.

Actually, I'm a Stones fan.
I'll bet you and your friends could do a great rendition of "Sympathy for the Devil".

Eagerly awaiting the pictures of your exploits, Susie.

[arsby]

I almost forgot, Susie...
Congradulations on your new job!

Must be exciting for you.

[Abby]

Well, I scanned in some pictures from one Susies three dozen photo albums. Here's a taste. I'll leave it to her to explain what's going on.

Susie?

a

http://www.abbywinters.com/discus/messages/589/629.jpg
http://www.abbywinters.com/discus/messages/589/630.jpg
http://www.abbywinters.com/discus/messages/589/631.jpg
http://www.abbywinters.com/discus/messages/589/632.jpg
http://www.abbywinters.com/discus/messages/589/633.jpg
http://www.abbywinters.com/discus/messages/589/634.jpg
http://www.abbywinters.com/discus/messages/589/635.jpg

[susie]

Well! What can I say? Not really my finer moments are they?
#1: At Rotto for Leavers weekend with all the guys (we got kicked off the island soon after the photo was taken)
#2: My gorgeous friend Dee and I drinking $4 champagne at a friend's 12st
#3: My farewell party last weekend!! Jo was dressed up as a slutty lab technician, I was a Playboy bunny.
#4: I'm a little confused as to what I'm actually doing at this point...
#5: One of my best friends, Erin, and me! She's hot! (But sadly, doesn't want to do a shoot)
#6: My sisters and one of my cousins at the beach the day after the party. Thats my mum's green esky!
#7: Aww...memories! Ok ok, it was only a week ago, but it was soooo much fun!! Thats me and Jo again, this was much later on in the evening. Actually, it's about the time I can remember up to-the rest is just a blur in my confused little mind...

[arsby]

Really, Susie, you and your adorable buddies really have to stop being so serious, and lighten up a bit.

Do all Australian kids have a drinking party when they're 12? What a great place!