Models on the injured list?

[slipjig]

Was there some great catastophe in Australia that has rendered all the AW models (except Susie) unable to type? I was hoping that we were going to get some message traffic here. What a bummer.

Abby, what can we members do to lure the girls into chatting here?

SlipJig

[Abby]

Heh, no, they are around, but not very net-savvy, unfortunately. We ask most models to participate, but few get around to it.

I cannot think of anything we can do to get them to post more, but if you have any ideas, hit me.

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[susie]

I am like the public speaker for aw.com, I speak on behalf of all the models!

[arsby]

Abby, since Susie speaks for all aw.com models, I think you should allow her to remove her clothes and post to these boards in the buff.

She can put her clothes back on when she's done.

I, for one, would appreciate this.

[susie]

I ALWAYS post to the boards in the buff! I work naked all day!

[slipjig]

Now that's my Susie!
SJ

[Talking Figleaf]

Elsewhere Susie said: "I ALWAYS post to the boards in the buff! I work naked all day! "

To Susie: Well it probably makes the models (not 'other models' anymore, congratulations) feel more comfortable if other people are already naked and answering the phone. Might disconcert the delivery boys but they're highly adaptable.

To everyone else: She's a different part of the Abby team now gang, and way more important so be *very* nice. I think it's her job to first meet, screen, and orient prospective models.

Instead of bribing her to pee or play schoolgirl let's bribe her into coaxing our old favorites into return visits.

figleaf

[susie]

Thanks figleaf, I'll do my best.

[Vid Dude]

She's onto a good start on that part already.

[susie]

Thanks!! And you should check your email, I just sent you one!!

[cass]

Wow, I wondered how long since anyones read into this???

Cass here in Suzie's chair
Cruising in the buff
When it comes to Abby baby
I can't get enough

When it comes to being boss
She's pretty good you know
She'll come and rub my shoulders
And then she sucks my toes

I try to get my work done
But this stuff makes me purr
And because I've got great manners
I do the same for her

And when the 9-5 is through
And the day has come to pass
I never got my work done
But I got alot of ....

[arsby]

There's a lovely young lady named Cass,
Whose poetry is really crass,
She says Abby's okay,
She likes it that way,
Because she gets plenty of work to do.

[jus1drun]

aw, now c'mon...werent those two poems supposed to end in "ass"? c'mon, guys, talk dirty to me, i live for it. well, BRAVO anyway, both of u. u did a fine job (of leavin me wanting more, http://www.abbywinters.com/discus/clipart/crazy.gif)

xoxox

[cass]

Arsby,
you're a god damn rocker baby. I like your style. You never cease to set us all in a state of belly rolling laughter here at the home of Abby Winters. I just read your letters out loud and everyone goes 'Arsby'.

Today is Bran day at the office. I thought I'd be good to my body after a slightly mischievious weekend of abundance and indulgence. I went into my favourite health shop and got biggest scariest healthies looking bran muffin I could find and nibbled pathetically at the tasty (not) blob of gristly dough all day going "yeah, see me. How healthy am I guys". Blughk!

So all good and well, the day trudged on and late in the afternoon two models arrive, both sisters and both two of my best friends.
"Come on in guys. How's it going?"

"Great Cass, How are you? Here I brought you a present".

I mean really! Truely! You can't imagine how hard it was to contain my excitement.

"Uh, Cool, thanks babe. A bran muffin. My favourite!" Blughk!

[jus1drun]

cass, it's a good thing ur friends brought u the gift today cuz according to abby, tomorrow is elephant day

[arsby]

Kewl! I haven't had that much of an effect on a gorgeous young woman since friggin dinosaurs roamed the friggin earth!

Now that I have your attention, Cass, could you please arrange some photos of women with crinkly nipples? You know how they crinkle up in the chill? It's winter down there, so I'm guessing you can arrange for a model or (*gasp*) your estimable self to get outside topless in the chill and get a shot or two of crinkly nipples.

Up here it's summer and the best I can hope for is the outline of sweaty nipples through a sweaty top, which is okay, but no match for unclothed crinkly nipples.

TIA, "Goosebumps turn me on" Arsby.