Did you have an embarrassing moment you wish you never had ?
This happened to me just recently. I had just entered the lobby of my building and needing to use the bathroom very urgently, i timed the opening of the elevator door perfectly, as one person stepped out.I stepped in the empty elevator and caught a whiff of the last person's faint...well, to put it mildly" a not so pleasant body odor " and thought ok, let's take a chance and hope no one get's on since it's only going up 6 floors and i do have to go pee very badly.
Wouldn't you know it !...it stops on the 2nd floor ( the laundry room). An attractive 35'ish pretty lady steps in carrying a basket of freshly washed Downy scented towels.She presses floor #7. What a relief i thought !...the towels should drown out some of the foul odor, making me the suspect since i'm the only one on the elevator at the time.....3d floor...4th floor...i couldn't hold back any longer and said:
" in case you detect a not so pleasant smell, it isn't me...it was the person getting off before me." She then gave me a kind'a " i know it isn't you " smile.
The elevator stops...it's my floor...i say:" have a nice day " ( there was nothing else to say) as i rush for my apt. door...my bladder was about to burst.
This was one of the longest and embarrassing 20sec.spent in an elevator.
This happened to me just recently. I had just entered the lobby of my building and needing to use the bathroom very urgently, i timed the opening of the elevator door perfectly, as one person stepped out.I stepped in the empty elevator and caught a whiff of the last person's faint...well, to put it mildly" a not so pleasant body odor " and thought ok, let's take a chance and hope no one get's on since it's only going up 6 floors and i do have to go pee very badly.
Wouldn't you know it !...it stops on the 2nd floor ( the laundry room). An attractive 35'ish pretty lady steps in carrying a basket of freshly washed Downy scented towels.She presses floor #7. What a relief i thought !...the towels should drown out some of the foul odor, making me the suspect since i'm the only one on the elevator at the time.....3d floor...4th floor...i couldn't hold back any longer and said:
" in case you detect a not so pleasant smell, it isn't me...it was the person getting off before me." She then gave me a kind'a " i know it isn't you " smile.
The elevator stops...it's my floor...i say:" have a nice day " ( there was nothing else to say) as i rush for my apt. door...my bladder was about to burst.
This was one of the longest and embarrassing 20sec.spent in an elevator.
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