model's data

[Mrs Roops]

The sad thing is, I know men that would make the tradeoff. They'd regret it later, but they'd make it.

Well, large cocks don't impress me but I do like a hard stiff one.

(actually, I'll just nip outside and confiscate my son's bike, I like all our children to have kids themselves)

[ham]

Absolutely, the more you cycle, the bigger your penis will be but of course, the more you cycle the less virile you'll be.

Reminds me of the going MBing 'till you need glasses joke. Can we cycle till we are a LITTLE less virile? I'm considering purchase of a three wheeler so I'll have room to carry purchases and don't use gasoline. Hmmmm.

[swiftly]

Well, large cocks don't impress me but I do like a hard stiff one.

(actually, I'll just nip outside and confiscate my son's bike, I like all our children to have kids themselves)

Now you made me nervous .... actually I dont ride a bike much when i do I like to stand on the pedals.

My son, however, rides a unicycle and does stunts like jumping and crosscountry, got any advice on Unicycles?

[Mrs Roops]

got any advice on Unicycles?

Not really, I've never seen a unicyclist's penis.

[OlderGuy]

Not really, I've never seen a unicyclist's penis.

He sure wouldn't want it to extend below his knees

[swiftly]

Not really, I've never seen a unicyclist's penis.

as a prospective grandfather I am more concerned with the other bits, he is as well hung as I am (average)

[chiefbrody]

This thread is about model stats,how did it get here

[chiefbrody]

Shoe size is more relevant as an indicator of how (sorry, Chief) men are endowed.

Art,own up it's your fault

[Vid Dude]

You guys are really good at keeping a subject off-topic, even when specifically asked by the boss lady to keep on topic.

Whatever ongoing off-topic conversations you're having here, take them to a different thread, please.

[artlover]

Golly gee whillikers, how about those model stats?

[Melinda]

Ok, so how about some of you guys try and guess what my measurements are and then I'll measure myself and let you know the real answer and if anyone guessed correctly.... I bet you can't guess...

Luv Melinda

[chiefbrody]

Is there a prize ?
and which stats precisely ?
is shoe size involved


bust 36
waist 25
hips 32 1/2 (you have lovely big hips)
(i have no idea what i've just put down)
shoe size 6 (u.k.)
eyes green i think
hair brown
birth date (and this is just a guess ) october 6th

[Mrs Roops]

Hmm, chiefbrody demonstrating how not to charm a pretty girl!!!!

The forums should be like natural conversations. Before management became a bit anal about keeping on topic, threads did indeed meander a bit and were a lot more fun and amusing for it. In any case threads usually returned to the subject no matter how much the discussion went off course.

FWIW, having model data is somewhat pointless give the cosmopolitan nature of aw.com membership. Each region have their own way in measuring vital statistics. I’m a UK dress size 8 and my stats are 34b 25 30. Outside the UK these figures are pretty meaningless. The other thing is that most men are totally befuddled when it comes to body measurements. Best to give the model's height and people can work it out from there in terms of body shape.

[Melinda]

bust 36
waist 25
hips 32 1/2 (you have lovely big hips)
(i have no idea what i've just put down)
shoe size 6 (u.k.)
eyes green i think
hair brown
birth date (and this is just a guess ) october 6th

Haha, nice job with the editing of your post there chief... too bad you I already saw the original version... hehe, but that's ok... alright so I did a measure and this is what I got...
Bust: 35
Waist: 25
Hips: 35
So not too bad with your guesses there chief, though you were a bit off with the hips, gosh and you thought 32 was big! lol... oh and my eyes are hazel, hair is brown (black when I colour it), birth date is correct, shoe size 9 (australia)....

Luv Melinda

[katy]

Nice one Chief! Pretty spot on with most of Melinda's measurements.

Anyone care to take a guess about my measurements?

[chiefbrody]

Katy i'll go for
bust 32 1/2
waist 24
hips 28


eyes green/gray
birthdate (just a guess this ) dec 10th

katy if i'm way off or spot on,near or way out,i'll still be wanting a prize.

[ham]

Data is irrelevant to me. Too many factors involved. Wide, narrow shoulders, long or short legs, waist etc. Can be embarrassing to both when guess is wrong. I like what I see when I see it! Kind of like a good cooking recipe, the result of all ingredients.

[Frans]

Data is irrelevant to me. Too many factors involved. Wide, narrow shoulders, long or short legs, waist etc. Can be embarrassing to both when guess is wrong. I like what I see when I see it! Kind of like a good cooking recipe, the result of all ingredients.

Or as Abby puts it "height-weight proportionate" The numbers don't help visualize someone, I just need pictures (and redux pictures and some more redux pictures, heh)

[Melinda]

Or as Abby puts it "height-weight proportionate" The numbers don't help visualize someone, I just need pictures (and redux pictures and some more redux pictures, hehe)

Haha, yes that's the way frans ....

Luv Melinda

[Mrs Roops]

Or as Abby puts it "height-weight proportionate" The numbers don't help visualize someone, I just need pictures (and redux pictures and some more redux pictures, heh)

Yeah, frans is right about this. I eventually had a look at Melinda’s set and no way could she be described as "big hipped", even if they are lovely!! Melinda is a naturally pretty girl who can get away without wearing make-up and as this example shows is in fact slim-hipped!! A word of advice gentlemen; never, ever, tell a girl that she has big hips, even if true and especially if it is untrue!!

The problem of guessing a girl's stats is the same as being asked by someone to guess his/her age - one does not wish to offend!! Years ago we were at a party and a dreadful old harpie asked me to guess her age. Obviously she was fishing for compliments!!! I though she looked 55, so to keep her sweet I said 50. Turned out she was 45. I wasn’t aware of this but previously she had cornered Roops with exactly the same question. Roops was in arslikhan obsequious mode and without batting an eyelid said 35. As a result he could have asked for and received a blow-job there and then!!!!!

[Melinda]

Yeah, frans is right about this. I eventually had a look at Melinda’s set and no way could she be described as "big hipped", even if they are lovely!! Melinda is a naturally pretty girl who can get away without wearing make-up and as this example shows is in fact slim-hipped!! A word of advice gentlemen; never, ever, tell a girl that she has big hips, even if true and especially if it is untrue!!

Aww geez, thanks a bunch Mrs Roops for the lovely compliments ... especially for the 'slim hips', I must say that's something I've always been conscious of and I still think I have big hips... but yes I think your advice is good advice so listen up boys! Now Mrs Roops, how come Abby hasn't asked you to model? Your pictures suggest you'd be more than worthy of being on this site....

Luv Melinda

[Mrs Roops]

Now Mrs Roops, how come Abby hasn't asked you to model? Your pictures suggest you'd be more than worthy of being on this site....

That’s very kind of you. I have modelled semi-professionally. As a favour for a friend I've done some runway work at a charity do's and some local clothes shows modelling evening gowns and the like. I've also done art nude work for a photographer and some of the results can bee seen at a certain art gallery. If you want, you can see the results by asking Luxman to send you my recent black & white shots.

At 36 I’m way too old to appear on aw.com, in any case there are logistical difficulties. Girlsoutwest.com would like to do a shoot with me though.

[chiefbrody]

You should mrs roops,you have lovely big hips

[chiefbrody]

The problem of guessing a girl's stats is the same as being asked by someone to guess his/her age - one does not wish to offend!!

I honestly didn't realise i was being tactless(is this why no one else has had a go ? ) melinda asked,and i went to her main and saw a picture and thought she had lovely big hips.
36 mrs roops,your name give me an image of a school marm,with grey hair streaks and glasses on a string,oh dear

[Mrs Roops]

36 mrs roops,your name given me an image of a school marm,with grey hair streaks and glasses on a string,oh dear

Gosh, do I detect a degree of wistfullness in your post? Were you in fact describing your fantasy figure? Perhaps at school you were mercilessly and cruelly teased by younger girls which drove you to seek solace behind a broad beamed teacher (vital stats 50 50 55).

Maybe aw.com is not for you. Have you not considered the Village Ladies web site? I’m sure you’ll find many big-hipped school ma’am types with spectacle chains and grey hair.

[ham]

If Mrs Roops does a session for GOW it will be my time for a second site membership! Sure hope the Mr agrees.

[chiefbrody]

Gosh, do I detect a degree of wistfullness in your post? Were you in fact describing your fantasy figure? Perhaps at school you were mercilessly and cruelly teased by younger girls which drove you to seek solace behind a broad beamed teacher (vital stats 50 50 55).

Maybe aw.com is not for you. Have you not considered the Village Ladies web site? I’m sure you’ll find many big-hipped school ma’am types with spectacle chains and grey hair.

I'm not quite sure what you mean mrs roops unless it's a tease.
i'm quite happy here older ladies do have appeal but natural without the silly WI gimmick
for reference to chiefs real fav turn on since the age of 14 check bio

[arsby]

...Have you not considered the Village Ladies web site? I’m sure you’ll find many big-hipped school ma’am types with spectacle chains and grey hair.

Wanna hear something funny? Years ago in my pre-AW days I took a membership to Village Ladies! Only for a month. I actually liked it, it answered the question we all ask, "what goes on down the block in Mrs. Smith's house when she has Mrs Jones over for tea?" They get naked, natch! And they help each other off with their bras because their bones are getting too brittle to reach around themselves! And their pubic hair is grey, too!

If their images were bigger than the size of postage stamps I might have stayed longer.

[Mrs Roops]

I'm not quite sure what you mean mrs roops unless it's a tease.

Course I’m teasing!! C’on Brodie, keep up!!

Wanna hear something funny? Years ago in my pre-AW days I took a membership to Village Ladies! Only for a month. I actually liked it, it answered the question we all ask, "what goes on down the block in Mrs. Smith's house when she has Mrs Jones over for tea?" They get naked, natch! And they help each other off with their bras because their bones are getting too brittle to reach around themselves! And their pubic hair is grey, too!

If their images were bigger than the size of postage stamps I might have stayed longer.

Yeah, from what one can glean from the tour pages and pics from the Usenet, Village Ladies appears to be a charming site!! It’s the sorta place you’d be happy for your Dad to be a member of!! (Not that my Dad looks at internet porn – he’s just about got to grips with a calculator!!) The site is let down by the quality on the pics though, they could be larger and clearer.

[llignetra7]

If you read this Melinda, Happy Birthday