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    Another coward with feedback...

    So I got an email from this guy. Typical coward, he does not reply to emails.

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    Comments: The moust stupid thing i have done, is making a sign up as a member of this website. it is very borring and i think the owner of this website is very stupid, becouse she would not shoot and post my kind of fetish, eve it is very softly.

    God forbed those borring kind of website, and i realy hope it will going down as soon as possible.
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    Not much anyone can say to that, but I just thought it was funny. img tag disable, use attachment mgr/system to add images to postshttp://www.abbywinters.com/discus/clipart/happy.gif

    I don't know for sure what fetish he is after, but it was probably used tampon play, or models defecating.

    abby

    #2
    I'd guess a 12-yr-old using his mommy's credit card. My 9-yr-old writes a better note than he does. Not to mention spells better.

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      #3
      ah! Speaking of 12 year olds, this guy got back to me. I remember him now - his fetish is, of course, adult babies (where gals dress up us babies with nappies / diapers, sucking on dummys/pacifiers.

      Boring!

      Ah well, at least he wrote back. He has emailed me about seven times demanding I shoot this fetish for him. This is what I wrote to him:

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      Thanks for letting me know. What you're asking for is simply not viable for me to produce, as so few people want images of this kind. Bailey from sapphicerotica.com mentioned to me that you asked him as well, and I know what it is like to be on a quest to find images of a specific quality (it was for that exact reason that I started my own site three years ago). All I can suggest is that you approach some people to do custom shoots for you - I know Gary from darchives.com does this.

      Good luck.
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      Ok, I take it back - he is not a coward, just a little... lost in the woods.

      abby

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        #4
        Eh? Sorry I just don't understand that particular fetish. However I might have some of my own, who knows?, so I am not going to condemn him. Could you have just sent a clothed picture of someone like Jamie (sorry Jamie the demands of the job eh?) in a nappy with a dummy. Prolly would take all of 5 minutes to toss off a few photos to send him. I think Jamie would look pretty cute though it would not turn me on at all. (Again I'm not picking on Jamie, heck I would come in and do it for a few dollars if I wasn't worried the photos might get out.

        SF

        PS Some of these are hilarious, please let us know in future about people asking for dogs in frocks, girls punching each other in the face and then doing a shoot afterwards, bearded men in prams. The mind boggles as to the possibilities.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Sweatyfox
          [B]bearded men in prams.
          BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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            #6
            I won't condemn, but I would be worried as this is a couple of steps from paedophilia. However I'm all for bearded clams in prams or indeed anywhere else.

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              #7
              Hey, Roops, Viddude didn't say "bearded clams in prams", he said...

              Oh. I get it.

              Never mind.

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                #8
                Dear Abby

                Its the weekend. I want you to enjoy it. Therefore lets try some hypnotherapy. Okay now Abby imagine you are a sponge. A lovely soft sweet smelling sponge that feels so nice against the skin as it cleanses each pore. Okay now instead of water I want you to gradually absorb all the good comments and love that we often try to show you here on the boards. Can you feel the smiles coming again as you absorb that praise and admiration. Good, wallow in that feeling for a minute. Right now imagine I am gently squeezing and massaging you, that's it, and all the silly cowardly emails you have been receiving are dripping out of you. There they go off down the plughole. You are now nice and clean and invigorated. And still my favourite sponge, you won't catch me off down the chemists to buy another.

                SF

                PS Don't worry I'm sure I will have returned to sanity tomorrow, it is Friday night after all so gimme a break people.

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                  #9
                  Ms A Winters
                  Australia

                  Dear Ms Winters

                  I read with disgust the petty, uninformed, puerile complaints that you have had the misfortune to receive over the past few days. Apart from noting the poor grammar and spelling mistakes, the complainants seem to have nothing better to do with their time than to pester clean living and honest pornographers such as yourself. The complaints themselves are not woth the electrons used to convey these e-mails.

                  You should know that I do have a serious complaint, which involves personal injury to myself, caused by your site when I had the misfortune to view aw.com yesterday night.

                  The evening started well; I had an enjoyable meal (prepared by myself) with my wife and family. Afterwards the children had been put to bed and I retired to my study armed with a bottle of Courvoisier cognac for a period of reflection and philosophical thinking. Just after midnight and having consumed the entire bottle, I felt the need to know my wife, who I would add, is considerably younger than me and is of an age in which women are at the peak of their sexual avariciousness. I found my wife in bed reading a dentistry journal (she is a dentist). At this point I would also add, with absolute humility, that I am not a selfish man and believe in the merits of foreplay. With this in mind I advised my wife to prepare herself and proceeded to undress and thereafter climbed into the matrimonial bed. As I approached my wife, she no doubt in excited anticipation, inadvertently kneed me in the groin, causing considerable pain on my part.

                  After a few minutes, I recovered but found that I was unable to achieve an erection. My wife did not appear worried, though I suspect this apparent lack of concern was so not to hurt my pride. I immediately seized upon the idea to log into your site and so provide stimulation to my organ. Still naked, I went downstairs, poured another cognac, lit a cigarette and logged into aw.com to look up the model of the day who happened to be Charlotte (pics 1 - 49). I had expected photographs of this fine young lady in all her naked glory. What I saw was nearly two pages of a girl fully dressed who, apparently by the look of her hairstyle, had been photographed some twenty years ago.

                  My mouth opened wide with incredulity at the lack of filth not normally associated with your site. Unfortunately, my cigarette, fell out of my mouth and landed on my uncovered groin. I immediately stood up to get rid of the cigarette but it was entangled in my pubic hair. In my panic I seized the nearest receptacle of liquid to hand and threw the contents at my groin. Unfortunately the liquid was cognac and I now found that my genitals was on fire. I staggered to the kitchen with my nether regions in flames and luckily managed to smother the fire with a chocolate gateaux that I had made earlier in the day. At this point my wife appeared wondering what all the commotion was about. She saw me standing naked in the kitchen holding a dish of chocolate gateaux to my groin. Needless to say she left quickly in disgust.

                  You will be pleased to know that my wife accepted my explanation as to why I ruined a perfectly good gateaux but I now find that I am unable to touch my organ for several months and my wife is teasing me about my "red hot poker" and is constantly singing the Jerry Lee Lewis song "Great balls of fire".

                  Of course this unfortunate series of events would not have happened if you had not shocked me with so many images that one would normally find in the foundation wear section of a family home shopping catologue.

                  I demand a refund.

                  Yours faithfully

                  R R Roops
                  Burntwood
                  Red Dick Way
                  Scarsdale

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                    #10
                    Jeez, Abby, the drivel you have to put up with!

                    Another 12-yr-old! The fact he has the puerile trait of not being able to wait a day for satisfaction is a dead giveaway. I mean, if he only understood the nuances of the meaning of your delicious site, he'd understand that it's not about sexual stimulation, no, it's about friggin art!

                    We understand that balance is inherently important in the presentation of a photo set, and if you feel that the balance of the set dictates that Charlotte not expose those exquisite mams until Day 2, he must respect that. You would be going against everything you believe in by presenting an imbalanced set to your members. As you Aussies so colloquially put it, "Good on you".

                    So thank you, Abby, for having the decency NOT to be swayed by every flaming prick with a deviant opinion.

                    And Sweatyfox, I'm on to you. Keep your grubby hands off of Abby.

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                      #11
                      Dear Vid Dude,

                      Please pre-screen Abby's e-mail. She really doesn't need to see such crap. She takes it way too hard!

                      Abe Lincoln said... "You can't please all of the people all of the time."

                      He was pretty wise, so don't even worry about it.... right?

                      I would like to see you with a thicker skin.

                      Just keep on doing what you do best, which is to take exceptionally high quality photos of beautiful natural ladies and sharing them with us. Thank you!

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                        #12
                        Heh, ok, so he wrote again. He's what i wrote to him:

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                        >That's because why...............!
                        [several adult baby pics attached]

                        Ah, yes, I remember - adult babies.

                        You seem to be a little stupid in the head or something.

                        When you requested this of me last time, I gave you a calm, sensible and rational response, and I even offered you help. You have no reason to be rude to me.

                        Here is my response again, in case you have forgotten:

                        [included]

                        We're a small company, and anything we produce needs to add to our site in a positive way, to get and keep more members. As no one else has requested this of me, I can only assume this is not something that is going to encourage enough new members to cover the expense of the shoot.
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                        Admittedly imflammatory, but hey, he's an idiot anyay, and I needed some relief. Here's what he wrote back:

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                        I can understand that you are a bigger stupid fool little Abby. Her is a link so you can see what a very big business Aultbaby are and I can tell you that there is a lot of people in the world who like to see this. I meant to tempt you to make some pics for your fetish area, and you could get much more members.

                        But of course a little Abby from Australia, The Country Down Under, can not understand that. So I expect that your concept is to small that you can live with your little boring website in a couple of years.

                        So be a looser..................

                        [included site that is utterly pathetic, but may well make money, I dunno]
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                        I honestly don't get this guy - he just does not seem to understand logic. I guess I should be flattered he focussing all his attention on me, huh? :7

                        abby

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                          #13
                          Roops

                          The cheque is in the mail. *giggle*

                          a

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                            #14
                            Hey Arsby, please don't hurt me, I was only trying out some positive motivational, inspirational, non-confrontational, aspirational therapy. In other words to lift Abby for the weekend. You can be sure my intentions are honest. However good to see she's already back in good spirits, our man Roops has done it again!

                            What the heck is "A little Abby from Australia, The Country Down Under". He obviously already
                            thing about Australia or Australians for no apparent reason. And I love "Your a bigger fool little Abby". What is it with the 'little Abby' anyway? What does he know that we don't? I am thinking more and more that this guy may just be actively seeking confrontation, so I wouldn't bother anymore with him. Well there's nothing little about you Abby in terms of the respect I have for you, so everyone at AW HQ, have a great weekend.

                            Oh and sorry to hear that Roops, a quite amazing chain of events though I must say. Still the unpredictability must make life always interesting in your household. Have you switched to a pipe instead?

                            SF

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                              #15
                              hey SF, thanks for the thought - I really appreciate it. I think he's picking up on my accusation that he must be "a little stuipd in the head"

                              abby

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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Sweatyfox
                                [B]Have you switched to a pipe instead?
                                Actually Roops does have a pipe, a staight wooden briar and he smokes Balkan Sobranie (very difficult to get hold of !) For reasons best known to him, he only smokes his pipe near the sea, only in the evening at some beach-side taverna or bar and only whilst abroad, never in the UK. Picky or what ?

                                R Roops (Mrs)

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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Roops
                                  [B]my wife is considerably younger than me
                                  Sorry to intrude (again !) but this is not the first time Hubby (who I love to bits !) has used this phrase. It makes him look like a dirty old man and me as some young impressionable innocent. In truth our age difference is twelve years. I agree this was a big age gap when we first met (I was a grungy 20 year old student, he was Mr Slick multi-national executive) but now the relative diffrence has narrowed) Indeed, much to my annoyance Roops discovered my first grey hair a few days ago !

                                  R Roops (Mrs)

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                                    #18
                                    Dear Mrs Roops

                                    I just thought I'd say it is a pleasure to hear from you on, here on the boards. Your posts are always informative, humorous and enlightening, much like those of your husband. From past descriptions of yourself, both from you and hubby, it sounds like he certainly has himself one very sexy lady wife. Please continue to grace us with your presence from time to time, as its always nice to hear both sides of some of these stories you've shared! I think despite the age gap you mention, I can already see that you and Mr Roops make a great team together.

                                    About the pipe, I just sensed that there would be a bit of 'class' in there, only beside the sea you say?

                                    SF

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                                      #19
                                      Why thank you Sweatyfox! You certainly know how to compliment a girl! That's an attractive trait in a man (Roops, take note) which sadly is becoming less common in these days of "equality". Hubby (who is sitting next to me, working) says you are the "conscience of the forum". I've made him read your comments about me being "one very sexy lady wife". Yes, odd about smoking a pipe only by the sea, very odd. Roops says he doesn't know why this is. If he really does know, he aint telling me!

                                      In view of your comments, I'll have to visit the forum more often!


                                      R Roops (Mrs) xx

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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Roops
                                        [B]In view of your comments, I'll have to visit the forum more often!


                                        R Roops (Mrs) xx
                                        Please do, ma'am. img tag disable, use attachment mgr/system to add images to postshttp://www.abbywinters.com/discus/clipart/happy.gif

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                                          #21
                                          and now "ma'am" as well ! Golly, it can be quite intoxicating coming here ! I don't get anything like this at the dentists' and "mums with attitude" forums I visit ! Its also a stark difference to one of Roops' politics forum I wandered into as well. "That clueless woman" I was called. To be fair Roops did warn me that they take no prisoners and I was probably talking b*ll*ks as well. However Roops upheld my honour and a few days later totally cyber-trashed the guy that made the comment. Which was nice.

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                                            #22
                                            I would like to made it clear that the above post was written By my good wife who omitted to sign off. (roops mutters "clueless woman" to himself).

                                            Apropos the pipe smoking, It never occured to me that I only smoke it under certain circumstaces, until Mrs Roops pointed this out ! It's certainly not a conscious decision. In other words I really do not know why I smoke a pipe abroad, by the sea and no-where else.

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                                              #23
                                              We porn hounds can be a civil and gentlemenly lot when required.

                                              I'm guessing Roops pipe-smokes by the sea because of the air of quiet dignity and deep thoughtfulness it suggests. Smoking in more prosaic environments can just suggest pretentiousness.

                                              It's just a theory, but you're welcome to it. img tag disable, use attachment mgr/system to add images to postshttp://www.abbywinters.com/discus/clipart/happy.gif

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                                                #24
                                                Ah hi again lovely Mrs Roops.

                                                'Intoxicating', now isn't that a word that could be used to describe yourself? Anyway good to hear that Roops trashed that guy for you, was he one of those pompous men? You know "Oh another bloody woman who knows nothing about politics, why did we give them the vote?" type. Well as long as your honour is intact then I will hopefully speak to you later 'The Rt Honourable Mrs Roops'.

                                                Oh and the pipe, I think Mikhaill may have it along the right lines. Also here in Britain its not exactly beach weather right now. Perhaps a pipe is simply warm and comforting on a cold, damp day at the seaside.

                                                SF

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                                                  #25
                                                  Mikhaill, you're probably right, though nowadays seaside = mayhem and sibling squabbles thanks to the Rooplets! Usualy whilst on the beach, whether here or abroad, sunbathers especially couples with no kids in tow give disapproving looks at the noise and chaos we cause! More so from men in my opinion! Though one notable day, a couple of years ago, diaspproving looks gave way to feigned disinterest when our son lost his footing just as I was bent over trying to find something or other in a beach bag. Boy Rooplet, by accident caught my bikini bottom and pulled it down to my knees! The guy behind me copped a sight that you would otherwise see in Abby's galleries (round brown and all, as roops would say)! From that day on I wear a bikini only at home. When at the swimming pool or at the beach I wear a one-piece swimsuit, the sort that you (well, not you, me!) roll down when sunbathing topless.

                                                  Sweatyfox! Charming and seductive as ever! Typical! I get enough attention to make Roops jealous and what does he do? He saunters off on another foreign jolly, thats what! Mind you, I was devastated to see that you've been flirting with Catwoman on another thread!

                                                  Anyway, Roops is away for 3 days so I'm on my lonesome ownsome (+ Rooplets!) with only two pieces of motorised polypropylene to keep me amused and that's only effective for one night. It's just not the real thing, despite what they say!

                                                  Byee!

                                                  R Roops (Mrs)

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                                                    #26
                                                    Well, it's a shame you have to cover up (comparatively) on the beach, for fear of what mayhem the Rooplets may cause -- but I'm pleased to hear some topless bathing still occurs in Old Blighty!

                                                    Upon Roops' return, my suggestion is you tell him that while he was out gallivanting, you took a quick trip to Australia, where mikhaill (myself) took you out for an evening of carousing, then you spent the day in the offices of aw.com, with VideoDude, Elvaar, and all the intoxicating women.

                                                    And watch his jaw drop.

                                                    (We won't say a word. *wink*)

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                                                      #27
                                                      Mrs. Roops, I'd be more than happy to flirt with you on any thread you want. img tag disable, use attachment mgr/system to add images to postshttp://www.abbywinters.com/discus/clipart/happy.gif

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                                                        #28
                                                        Me, too.

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                                                          #29
                                                          Mrs Roops

                                                          No need to be jealous! I think you are both pretty special ladies and I can't help the flirting from time to time, its difficult with 2 such delectable and loveable girls on the boards, not to. Be sure that its just in keeping with the fun spirit of the site and that I mean no harm by it. I feel no shame in being honest with you or Catwoman that both of your presences on the boards are fantastic!

                                                          Seriously though I woul love to see Mr Roops's expression if you told him Mikhaill's story. Or can I suggest you take up Catwoman's offer. It would be very sexy to see two such intelligent, funny and sexy ladies getting a bit flirty with each other. And imagine Mr Roops's face if he comes back and finds a bit of suggestive dialogue between you 2. You can tell him that you could not hold back your desires for the warmth and touch of another woman! I dunno if he'd be shocked or quietly aroused? Still seeing his expression would be great!

                                                          SF

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                                                            #30
                                                            Golly! And I thought only Roops was able to lead astray a virtuous chapel girl from the valleys!
                                                            Sweet and seductive Sweatyfox, urbane and witty Mr Arsby, a voyage into the unknown with Catwoman (be gentle with me, it'l be my first time!) and finally an Australian assignation with Mikhail! So much choice! So much diversity!! So much depravity!!! and [groan]so little time!

                                                            Mikhaill & Sweatyfox, good ideas but I fear Roops would not bat an eye-lid, he can be really laid back! I know Roops very well (I know him better than he does!) and I learnt that with Roops, never do things by halves! Darling Hubby will arrive home about 1.00 am Friday morning, I can see it now.

                                                            "Hello!! I'm home!" Roops will say as the world weary, well travelled cat-loving (dont tell him I said that!)father of three comes through the front door.
                                                            "My love, my darling, my husband, welcome home!" I will say
                                                            "Did the children miss me?"
                                                            "You know they did, they pinned 'I miss Daddy' and 'welcome home Dad' drawings on the notice board"
                                                            "Aww, thats nice, and did you miss me, dear wife?"
                                                            "Err, actually no"
                                                            "Uh?"
                                                            "Well, I spoke with some very nice people at aw.com and I was bored so I thought 'Sod it!', packed the kids of to Mum's, shot over to Heathrow where I met Sweatyfox and boarded a plane with him to New York, where we met Catwoman and Mr Arsby..."
                                                            "Arsby?"
                                                            "Yes, Arsby"
                                                            "Oh Shit"
                                                            "Anyway Catwoman and I got bored waiting for the next flight, so she and I went into the ladies rest-room where we gave each other a good seeing to, but due to lack of time we only each came twice, then we all got on the night-flight to Sydney and sat together in a row with blankets on our laps, but in the dark and druken confusion I think Arsby and Sweatyfox accidently gave each other a hand-job, then we landed in Australia where we met Mikhail, and boy, he knows his way down under, and we went to aw.com where we found six naked girls trying out that sybian thingy, what a machine! I tried it whilst Abby photographed me discovering my new revealed sexual dimension with cat woman and six naked aw.com girls and the sybian, but abby soon stripped off and joined in and by the way Abby posted the pics to her new website www.ifuckedmyselfsillytilithurt.com and can you dive south and send Abby $1.5 k for a new sybian cos I burnt out the motors and it's now a smoldering wreck lying in a puddle of girl-juice at her studio but enough of boring ol' me how was your trip, fancy a cuppa? and where's my pressy?

                                                            In reality though, Roops would by now be immersed in some financial paper and would reply, "er, very nice dear, but who the fuck fed the cats?"

                                                            Byee!

                                                            R Roops (Mrs)

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