Where's Arsby?

[Mrs Roops]

I hope I'm not stepping out of line but where's Mr Arsby? I hope he hasn't gone and that he is alright. I was quite fond of him. He made me smile and he is a real gent.

[Yealith]

He probably is too busy editing / arranging the sets for abby........ no time to post to the boards

[arsby]

Dearest Mrs Roops,

Having seen the delightful pictures you posted of yourself, my imagination went into overdrive, and I've spent the last couple of months making love to you in every conceivable way.
(In my mind, of course. No need for Roops to get upset. Nor you to scratch your lovely and delightful head wondering if you missed something.)

You wouldn't want to hear more bad jokes about dentists getting drilled, would you?

Yealith is quite right. I'm up to my eyeballs in picture sets. Last week, with the 7 new models and that looooooong Verity/Sue set did me in. I'm... heh, heh... I'm... I'm going to say it... I'M GETTING A LITTLE BEHIND IN MY WORK! BWAHAHAHA!
(I love my own jokes.)

Your devoted admirer,

Arsby

[Mrs Roops]

Oh Mr Arsby!! I've been in some long sessions but never one lasting a couple of months!!! Naturally every time Mr Roops has been sticking one into me I've imagined it was you!!!!!

Actually, I'm pleased you are OK, even if you have been overworked!!

[Luxman]

Naturally every time Mr Roops has been sticking one into me I've imagined it was you!!!!!

I'm wondering if Mr. Roops knows that, and if yes, what does he think about?

Lxm

BTW: In his place I would be very jealous if I had a wonderful woman like you!

[Luxman]

Oh, and before I forget:

Nice to see you back here Mr. Arsby.

Lxm

[Roops]

I'm wondering if Mr. Roops knows that, and if yes, what does he think about?

Actually, I have mixed feelings about this though Mrs Roops’s waywardness is partly my fault. After an unfortunate accident with a faulty bicycle saddle I probably have not given my wife the attention she has been used to lately.

On a another level you should know that away from the alternative world one finds on the super information highway, my wife does in fact conduct herself with the utmost probity and decorum – going knickerless at town hall receptions notwithstanding.

Finally, I note that Mrs Roops’ rather tawdry comments were directed to Arsby, the faithful aw.com retainer. Who am I to deny a few last vestiges of pleasure to a man who, in the autumn of his years spends his spare time sorting through thousands of salacious images sent to him by a kind and benevolent pornographer ?