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Abbyhabit
21st December 2004, 05:28 PM
Dear Technical Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I
had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the
only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other
applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better. I tried a shareware
program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system,
forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually, I tried to
run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover
that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product
soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up
all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and
Cleanhouse2004. Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0
could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were
automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They
then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them. Wife 1.0 also
has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without
warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help
files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring
ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which
can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003,
but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact
that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money
before uninstalling itself.


Help requested please?

Yealith
21st December 2004, 06:59 PM
Help requested please?
Format C: :D

Bob
22nd December 2004, 03:38 AM
Help requested please?
Take this as a learning experience and do NOT be tempted to "upgrade" to Wife 2.0

Purpleman
23rd December 2004, 01:31 AM
Help requested please?

We have examined your current software problems

You could always use the Control/Alternate/Divorce function which can work, but is less effective when you have Offspring 1.0 and 2.0 in the system. In that instance, the use of a Divorce Anti-Virus wipes out most of your assets, and demands that you install HalfYourStuff5.0 and Alimony1.3 . On top of that, if you happen to also have Mistress2003 in your system, you are going to need the ExWifeLivingHell Firewall installed as soon as possible.

If all else fails, you could always eradicate your software with Shotgun12.0, but then you have to invest in Lawyer2.0 and most probaly will be stuck in the end with JailTime25.0, Zapper50000.0 or Gasser0.2 .

...best if you kill your system...just install GameOver1.0, and hope to get a new computer with Reincarnate2.0

Technical Support

nursefan
24th December 2004, 12:14 AM
I would kick the 'Girlfriend' into touch, and stick with the Lads.

The Lads won't let you down....unless they get a Girlfriend!