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    Hi, just curious about what objects people have seen or would like to see being 'played' with?
    I watched a tv show once that followed the life of a porn cersorer. She was asked what was the most outrageous thing she saw: a woman put a piece of fruit inside herself, then a guy placed one of those hand held blenders inside her, and blended the fruit, inside of her..so she could squeeze it out..my goodness, thats crazy!

    #2
    nothing sharp!

    Hey Anthea,
    Good to have you back with us and what a mighty comeback it is aswell!
    This is an interesting topic, it should have been started a long time ago but late is better than never!

    Between the age of 14 and 15, my friends and I would often share intimate secrets with each other about this topic precisely. I think it started when one of my best friends and I were looking through one of those girly magazines and we fell into an article about masturbation. We told each toher what we did, where, when, how it felt and...what we used. It was kind of strange because we had very similar stories and we couldn't stop giggling afterwards. We were going to keep it a secret but before long all the girls in our friendship group were talking about it and laughing at each others stories.

    One girl was addicted to taking baths, whenever I would call her she would be in the tub. We all just presumed she was paranoid about being smelly but it turnes out she loved to touch herself in the bath! Her favourite object was the electric toothbrush she got for christmas. The door to her bathroom had gaps in it and she would get thrills when her family members would walk past whe she was playing with herself. They always thought she used that brush for her teeth!

    Another girl found alot of pleasure from her deodorant bottle (and it wasn't a small one)! She carried it everywhere with her.

    The girl who I first spoke to about it told me she used to used her mascara and a pillow. She would use her pillow under her to lift her up and insert the mascara. Within a few days all the girls had tried this out and we willingfully agreed that the mascara was a winner

    I can imagine the KitKat being extremely messy, what a shame you would need someone to lick it all clean!

    Take care
    Vxxx

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      #3
      that's actually a fantastic way to get your genitals seriously injured.

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        #4
        Mascara, you say? Maybe it's time I started wearing make-up!

        s

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          #5
          Originally posted by Verity
          I can imagine the KitKat being extremely messy, what a shame you would need someone to lick it all clean!
          May I volunteer for that task.

          Lxm

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            #6
            Just because I love chocolate, of course.

            Lxm

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              #7
              my ex used to wank with her mum......
              mum deoderant that is.
              those little roll on bottles.

              i can seriously recommend against the blender one......i mean come on!!!

              however this is my favourite story about inserting objects for pleasure:
              Account of a woman who was infested with shrimp after masturbating with a lobster.

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                #8
                Remember American Pie? "One time when I was at band camp I put my flute..."

                Reminds me of the little ads I would see in the 70s, for "bullet-shaped massagers". The photo would show a woman holding what is obviously a dildo (nothing fancy) to her neck. Ri-i-i-g-h-t.

                "Honey, would you buy some more batteries. I know this is the third time this week I've asked you, but my neck is really, really sore".

                Good dental hygiene is sooo important.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by artlover

                  Reminds me of the little ads I would see in the 70s, for "bullet-shaped massagers". The photo would show a woman holding what is obviously a dildo (nothing fancy) to her neck. Ri-i-i-g-h-t.
                  I remember seeing an ad in the Sears Canada catalog for a massager which was said to be one and a quarter inches diameter and could be applied wherever it gives you the most pleasure. I found it difficult to believe that nobody at Sears had realized what it was.
                  og

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                    #10
                    I think Verity's story would make a great basis for a video, full-length maybe. (But please, with 18-yr-olds at least.)
                    Call it "Female Self-Exploration", it could be marketed as educational!
                    Have AW models discuss the various "possibilities" that Verity mentioned, try them out (intimate closeups, woo woo!), then re-group to compare and contrast (preferably stark naked). You can end it with a voice-over (James Earl Jones) telling of the health benefits of female masturbation (relieving stress, esp. in guys who are fantasizing about it).

                    Abby might have to buy extra insurance to get one of the girls to do Anthea's fruit blender trick.

                    Ozboy, that was just about the yucchiest story I ever read. Guh-ross!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Ozboy24
                      however this is my favourite story about inserting objects for pleasure:
                      http://www.snopes.com/risque/juvenile/lobster.htm
                      that's.

                      just.

                      nasty.

                      i, for one, am thankful that miss abby doesn't ask her models to do that kinda stuff. ick.

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                        #12
                        yeah i should have put a little disclaimer on it "not for the squeamish" or something.... but whats the fun in that!

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                          #13
                          If Abby ever decides to accept advertising from outside the industry, I can see some possibilities in the food and personal care line...

                          We are forgetting a significant object--the fingers of a very close friend

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                            #14
                            masturbation

                            I don't find object insertions all that interesting. I like to see women get off, so in the unlikely event that someone actually masturbates with a carrot, it would be a turn on. Otherwise, I like my porn models to stick with the vibrators of their choice.

                            -def

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                              #15
                              I think the girl's fingers are sufficiently erotic, but I wish the models would trim their fingernails and keep them clean.
                              The insertion of inanimate objects does not appeal to me. Fingers or a penis is also aesthetically appealing.

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                                #16
                                I like to see the real thing and I'm here to tell you that not ONE of the women I've known passed up the opportunity to enjoy a bit of running water in her life. Are there any bold ladies out there to confirm/deny this? I've only seen this happen once and it was quite enlightening at the time. You know all of those exercises that you see women doing? I always thought that they were staying in shape to attract people that they might like to meet. After seeing a running water 'event' in person I can tell you that's just plain wrong! The exercises are only practice that allows women various 'abilities' when the water in the bath tub is running! So if your water bill is more than your mortgage you might want to consider a few less sporting events on television and a little more snuggling. (IMHO)

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                                  #17
                                  veggies

                                  Originally posted by defenestration
                                  I don't find object insertions all that interesting. I like to see women get off, so in the unlikely event that someone actually masturbates with a carrot, it would be a turn on. Otherwise, I like my porn models to stick with the vibrators of their choice.

                                  -def
                                  I've always thought an ear of corn (maize to some of you ) could be entertaining.
                                  og

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