So near and yet so far. Vivienne gets in the ideal position to lick herself and it doesn't happen. So do you have any more ever so bendy models who are able to perform the ultimate solo sex act? And they don't have to do it for long, 25 to 30 minutes would be adequate. And the dildo drive? Does it have to be a dildo? How about my toothbrush or tv remote control? They could do with seeing a bit of the world. And I would like them back, aroma intact of course. Peace and love and all that.
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Dear Mr. Lilityme,
let me present my condolance over your present state of mind, which is probably due to the production of credible gibberish as your condition is common with a great number of other marketing and public relation professionals, who, by force of credible gibberish production throughout the week, are unable to stop it even in private life.
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Dunno. Didn't upset me. I too was wondering why Vivienne didn't do the "ultimate solo sex act". And why the f-- not with a TV remote control? Why... anything longer than it is wide (and not too too big) would do.
Did you know that not only women can do it with a TV remote c... oops, said too much.
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Philos would be right, I lives on the sunny south coast. On a clear day I can see Beachy Head. And as for getting people upset, it stems back to me losing it on a couple of occasions and calling everyone bastards and hypocrites etc. But I always apologise, even if there is nothing to apologise for, as in this case.
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Originally posted by lilytimeit stems back to me losing it on a couple of occasions and calling everyone bastards and hypocrites etc. But I always apologise, even if there is nothing to apologise for
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Originally posted by arsbyI too was wondering why Vivienne didn't do the "ultimate solo sex act".
And why the f-- not with a TV remote control? Why... anything longer than it is wide (and not too too big) would do.
And I bet the cucumber that makes an appearance in this shoot at girlsoutwest.com wasn't really in a condition minty enough for lilytime to get it back afterwards, had it been his.
Oh, and I would have found lilytime's post amusing too, were it not for the fact that I know for certain that he is part of a DARPA-sponsored programme to replace porn site members by mindless artificial intelligence-driven bots that will one time riot and push for the instatement of an additional smiley beyond the Canonical Twelve.
Luckily, A.R.S.E. has been informed and will be able to take appropriate steps in time.
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Cor, you lot are so ignorant. As any cultured person knows, it is the war-cry of the follwers of West Bromwich Albion (an association football team, m'lud). And that explains a great deal about Mr lilytime: he's not crazy after all, just a normal Baggies supporter.
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Originally posted by RoopsDo you like pizza while walking around nude?
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