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    Fastest sex ever!

    This came up today and I wanted to know what your experiences are in this area.

    - Whats the fastest time to sex you have ever had from hello to ooohh hello!?

    Assuming that my porn work doesn't count (in which case 3 minutes) my real life score is average I think. Don't get me wrong I have gone out and had one night stands while at university (its why my mum said I had to go) but I always got distracted. Id meet someone early on in the night say and it would be made known that sex was on offer and then I'd go off and do something else. If we met at the end of the night we met and then we'd head off to do the deed. So that means that my stop watch time is 5 hours ish plus taxi.

    The debate in the office strangely was if that made me a slut or that made me slow, I seem to be mrs average. So I am throwing the conversation over to you guys to see what you have experienced. x

    #2
    I dunno if I'd call 5-or-so hours average, I'd say for very sexually-liberal people it's average, but I get the impression it's not always the case.

    My shortest time for "hello" to "ooooh" is probably about the same, maybe more like 3 hours. We met at party, drank together, danced for a bit, snuck out to the car for a quick shag, snuck back into the party - although strangely I assumed that doing it that way would cause a guy to see it as "just a quick shag with someone who's name I'll forget in the morning" and being the kind of person I am, I would have been happy with that because it's all it was to me. However, I felt really awful a few days later when he asked the host of the party for my number and was really hurt that I didn't want to go get coffee or know who he was just by his name.

    The point I was trying to make there is that the warning that "if you shag him too soon he wont respect you or want to see you again" is not always the case, and having sex because you want to right away doesn't make you a slut in everyone's eyes. Alternately, he did think I was a slut and just wanted more easy sex, but I assumed it wasn't that because he did seem quite hurt when I declined (which made me feel awful for a few hours).

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      #3
      I don't know if this qualifies but if we're talking about the fastest !...then i would have to include a phone call to a respectable Escort Service Agency ( where within a 1/2 hour my sanity was once again preserved...thank you ladies ) on several occasions.

      Another time, as i was waiting for the red light to change at an intersection...and as i reluctantly looked over to my right, there was this cute 19 year old (or there a bouts) girl/woman looking so desperately straight into my eyes as she held out her thumb suggesting a ride. Of course !...are you kidding me ! and within 15 min. (and after explaining the reason for needing an extra $100) i was in total exhilaration...thank you Laura for the wonderful memory.
      .
      Other than the more common/usual one night stands or party pick-ups which took as Masie also mentioned, most of evening, those two are my most memorable as far as " fastest sex connections" goes.

      p.s. mind you, they all occurred before the age of 30.
      Last edited by tjsunray; 26 October 2011, 11:53 PM.

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        #4
        I was pretty much in a committed relationship right out of high school, and by the time that ended I was 30. So, kind of missed that whole one-night stand stage. Most relationships since have usually gone a few dates before the sex. I know. Boring and old-fashioned!

        As far as fastest sex now, my ex, who I was with in my younger years, and I once did it in a restaurant bathroom right after ordering and made it back before the salads got to the table.

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          #5
          Like tjsunray, the fastest (and only sex) I've ever had was the time it took to call an escort service and get the girl over to my place....about an hour. For me, unfortunately, no one night stands, no sex on the first date, or the second date, or third, or fourth, and on and on...no matter how many dates I managed to get. Yep, a life with no sex, except to buy it. I really envy all of you guys, and gals that have managed to get it. Well, hope reincarnation is true and I'll get another chance.
          Last edited by laktor; 27 October 2011, 06:01 AM.

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            #6
            Thank you so much to everyone who answered, I hope this didn't make anyone feel bad about themselves. It was not my intention to show off on how fast I managed to whore myself out at uni I just wanted to know what the average was. Do you think it changes as you get older or is it just a personal thing? Sex is such a strange thing when you think about it, there is a great deal of pressure from every angle to either be having sex or not having sex, people are saying at you your whole life!

            Truth be known as much as I like sex (it was my job for ages after all) when I go home of an evening I would much rather do so to stoggy heavy home cooking and interesting conversation or good tv than sex - maybe its a sign of me getting old !

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              #7
              I'd say its a personal thing. I've always read that libido decreases as you get older, but that hasn't been my experience. If anything, I might be even hornier than I was as a teenager. That might also coincide with me being a lot more active physically. So without reservation, great sex still holds the #1 spot in my life interests, but it's right up there with many other competing interests, like music and cycling. So for me sex is amazing and transcendent but cannot be the sole focus of a well-lived life.

              I'm totally with you on the sex tug of war that seems to be raging right now in Western society. The media takes full advantage of the "sex sells" mentality while religions and other powerful conservative social forces do everything they can to inflict their views on the rest of society.

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                #8
                Fastest? Probably about an hour, I think. Have a drink, head off to his place, have another drink, get carried up the stairs, dumped on the bed, and ravished. It was a fun night, and I still giggle at the fact that I was sufficiently unprepared for this eventuality that I was wearing a pair of undies with a Mickey Mouse on it. XD

                Mind you, this had been preceded by a day or so of online acquaintance, so I'm not sure that counts. I'm not sure I have actually shagged any guy on my first meeting with him, come to think of it. Often, I sleep with someone for the first time after having known them platonically for years - I understand that's a little unusual. Other than that, I'm pretty much a first-date girl. None of this three dates business for me.

                But I did lose my girlginity to a girl whom I had only met a few hours before... four hours or so, maybe? Six, perhaps. Thing is, that was quite a while ago, so I'm not sure any more.

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                  #9
                  20 minutes, more or less here.

                  Was quite BDSM - style back then, and years ago. Oh damn it was that a good one.

                  A night at a city clock towers yard, amidst nettles and stuff.

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                    #10
                    What kind of BDSM were you into, were you part of a scene as it were? You cant half tell a story that sounds as interesting as that x

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                      #11
                      Sex amidst nettles sounds... well.. prickly ?? And possible a severe hang-over the next morning

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                        #12
                        Respect.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by immie View Post
                          Other than that, I'm pretty much a first-date girl. None of this three dates business for me.
                          I like your style Immie...you're my kind'a girl

                          After a couple of drinks...a few laughs... a bit of insight into our personal lives ( in a nut shell and only the good stuff ) by that time the testosterone's

                          and endorphins are screaming for attention and what better way to end the evening than 2 willing and horny people share some intimate time...together

                          P.S....( had to look up how to spell testosterone's and endorphins...hahah )
                          Last edited by tjsunray; 11 November 2011, 01:35 AM.

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                            #14
                            I did once have sex with someone about three hours after meeting her for the first time, but this doesn't really count as we both knew a lot about eachother already, through a mutual close friend. Exciting, though!

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                              #15
                              The topic you`ve offered to discuss here Masie has evoken the memories that remain one of the best in my heart. So let me tell my story...
                              I was 18, young and romantic soul (so as I still remain) it was summertime - time of freedom, travel and new experience. So a bunch of my close friends and I decided to hitch-hike to the sea shore and live a couple of weeks in tents in a hippie-like community where everybody were free to expresss themselves, swim naked, sing, play the guitars and djembe drums. There was also a tradition where each day everybody got together to watch the Sunset and say goodbye to that outgoing day and sit in a circle and play drums till late night after that. This was a place full of beautiful, prone to nature, artistic young people with slim, tan young, strong bodies.

                              And at one of such warm magic nights full of stars in the sky I was walking alone on the path through the fragrant juniper forest. And as I was approaching to the lovely camp lit with some torches and a hammoсk I heard a sound of a flute playing. I stoped to listen where did the sound come from and it happened to be a guy plaing. So he asked who I was, became acquainted and, oh my God, he had such a magical spellbinding voice! Then he asked to touch my hand to feel and get to know me better. Than we were already laying on the groung under the stars hugging and exploring each others bodies... Than a first kiss and we turned up to be in his tent(so that it would be more private). And than... all the magic of the mystery of sex happened. And here I need to say, it was the BEST sex in my life and the FIRST one! We enjoed each other till the sunrise! There were so many wonderfull things he tought me that night! That I still have sweet memories. I`m so greatfull for that guy to show me the beautiful world of love and sensuality.
                              And here, for the topic of discussion I need to stress out that all the process from the first "hello" to "oooh" took about an hour and I didn`t even see his face till the morning! Cause it was dark in the forest at night, and he happenned to be handsome in the end

                              So, this was my daring experience of the first sex that I never regret!

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                                #16
                                Originally posted by kristiana View Post
                                The topic you`ve offered to discuss here Masie has evoken the memories that remain one of the best in my heart. So let me tell my story...
                                I was 18, young and romantic soul (so as I still remain) it was summertime - time of freedom, travel and new experience. So a bunch of my close friends and I decided to hitch-hike to the sea shore and live a couple of weeks in tents in a hippie-like community where everybody were free to expresss themselves, swim naked, sing, play the guitars and djembe drums. There was also a tradition where each day everybody got together to watch the Sunset and say goodbye to that outgoing day and sit in a circle and play drums till late night after that. This was a place full of beautiful, prone to nature, artistic young people with slim, tan young, strong bodies.

                                And at one of such warm magic nights full of stars in the sky I was walking alone on the path through the fragrant juniper forest. And as I was approaching to the lovely camp lit with some torches and a hammoсk I heard a sound of a flute playing. I stoped to listen where did the sound come from and it happened to be a guy plaing. So he asked who I was, became acquainted and, oh my God, he had such a magical spellbinding voice! Then he asked to touch my hand to feel and get to know me better. Than we were already laying on the groung under the stars hugging and exploring each others bodies... Than a first kiss and we turned up to be in his tent(so that it would be more private). And than... all the magic of the mystery of sex happened. And here I need to say, it was the BEST sex in my life and the FIRST one! We enjoed each other till the sunrise! There were so many wonderfull things he tought me that night! That I still have sweet memories. I`m so greatfull for that guy to show me the beautiful world of love and sensuality.
                                And here, for the topic of discussion I need to stress out that all the process from the first "hello" to "oooh" took about an hour and I didn`t even see his face till the morning! Cause it was dark in the forest at night, and he happenned to be handsome in the end

                                So, this was my daring experience of the first sex that I never regret!
                                That sounds like such an amazing experience Kristiana! I often wished I had someone to explore and learn with. I guess you just never know when it will happen.

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                                  #17
                                  40 minutes!
                                  We matched on Tinder were texting and talking on the phone - well I turned him on so much that he picked me up with his car and we drove to a field. I took my shirt off when he looked out of the window and that's how I kickstarted the show!

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                                    #18
                                    Interesting thread. If you are young, attractive with a strong sex drive (like AW models) naturally you are going to want and get a lot of sex and very quickly, but middle-aged, not so much (but that's life) My heart goes out to Laktor though, back in 2011 and although I have had two nice but very short relationships in my late twenties and early thirties, I can relate, as I have had no free sex after. But the difference is I am now happy with this. I used to visit regularly a 'respectable brothel' or two 'working girls' sharing a house with a 'maid' or receptionist run like a co-op. It took me ages to pluck up the courage to visit, but I'm glad I did because I became a regular client of one particular lovely and sexy woman, who put me at ease with myself. So sad it closed down 11 years ago because of high rents in Soho, London. Ever since then no real regular sex but I have visited escorts (in-call) once or twice a year, but I can honestly say I am contented, in fact very contented, with getting my main sexual outlet through the wonderful AW site. I am an introvert, a bit of a loner and I have a lively sexual imagination so not having a relationship suits me just fine.

                                    I hope Laktor has found someone nice or at least contentment

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                                      #19
                                      Fun to say because everybody imagines the opposite. But I had never had a one night stand. But, don't get me wrong, it's not like I'm against it or anything, actually I wish to try it haha. But I'm pretty into organic things, so I wouldn't go and look for it.
                                      Also, because I love to dance alone in the parties and I get reaaally into myself, so even thought that obviously the proposals aren't uncommon I rather be alone and dancing until my body desist.
                                      But when I say that I get involved with minds it's pretty real, and it's as simple as nobody had called my attention that fast. It's fun, it's like I unblock the taste of a person only once they stimulate my mind haha. So, I would say my shortest time could be 2 days.

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                                        #20
                                        I just found this thread, so I thought that I'd make a comment. I have never had a one night stand, and I never will. If I were at some event, and some woman that I didn't know were to come on to me, I'd be pleasant to her, but I'd never try to have sex with her. I'd make sure that everyone at the event saw that I didn't go anywhere with this woman, and I'd make sure that everyone saw that I left the event without this woman. All the woman has to do would be to accuse me of rape, and my life would be ruined forever, although at my age, that wouldn't be very long. To be honest, as a man gets older, his sex drive decreases, so he is no longer driven by his primal sex urges, so even if a beautiful woman were to take off all of her clothes in front of me, and prance around naked in front of me, I'd politely excuse myself, and go home. Naked women no longer get me aroused, and to be honest, nothing gets me aroused anymore. I'm sure that some of you are probably thinking, well why did you join Abby Winters? For two reasons, the first is that I told Abby that I'd always support her website financially, for as long as I could. Second, I'm a member here because I enjoy reading the forums. Sure, I'll occasionally look at a photoshoot, but I'd prefer to just read the forums. I got in trouble here for stating that, so I try to not mention it all that much, as I don't want to anger anyone.

                                        Anyway, getting back on topic, I know that at my age (I'm 70), I will never have sex again, and that's fine with me. I have one close female friend, and we hang out every week. We typically go out for dinner, we go to the shooting range and shoot targets, we sometimes go to sporting good stores to check out the guns and fishing gear, and we help each other when one of us needs help. She has driven me to the hospital several times when I needed to have some type of procedure done, she has invited me over to her house for dinner several times, etc. When she needs something, I help her out also...like when she would go hunting during hunting season, I'd lend her my SUV for several months, since her vehicle was a small SUV.... when she is going to be away for a week or more, I'll go into her house to feed her cats, clean out their litterbox, and spend time with them. If she needs anything done to her house, and she needs a hand with it, I'm always there to help her. We are close friends, and no, we are not dating for one very basic reason....she is a lesbian, so any type of romance between us is out of the question.

                                        Anyway, this post is already too long, so I'll wrap it up here.

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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Dekoda View Post
                                          I just found this thread, so I thought that I'd make a comment. I have never had a one night stand, and I never will. If I were at some event, and some woman that I didn't know were to come on to me, I'd be pleasant to her, but I'd never try to have sex with her. I'd make sure that everyone at the event saw that I didn't go anywhere with this woman, and I'd make sure that everyone saw that I left the event without this woman. All the woman has to do would be to accuse me of rape, and my life would be ruined forever, although at my age, that wouldn't be very long. To be honest, as a man gets older, his sex drive decreases, so he is no longer driven by his primal sex urges, so even if a beautiful woman were to take off all of her clothes in front of me, and prance around naked in front of me, I'd politely excuse myself, and go home. Naked women no longer get me aroused, and to be honest, nothing gets me aroused anymore. I'm sure that some of you are probably thinking, well why did you join Abby Winters? For two reasons, the first is that I told Abby that I'd always support her website financially, for as long as I could. Second, I'm a member here because I enjoy reading the forums. Sure, I'll occasionally look at a photoshoot, but I'd prefer to just read the forums. I got in trouble here for stating that, so I try to not mention it all that much, as I don't want to anger anyone.

                                          Anyway, getting back on topic, I know that at my age (I'm 70), I will never have sex again, and that's fine with me. I have one close female friend, and we hang out every week. We typically go out for dinner, we go to the shooting range and shoot targets, we sometimes go to sporting good stores to check out the guns and fishing gear, and we help each other when one of us needs help. She has driven me to the hospital several times when I needed to have some type of procedure done, she has invited me over to her house for dinner several times, etc. When she needs something, I help her out also...like when she would go hunting during hunting season, I'd lend her my SUV for several months, since her vehicle was a small SUV.... when she is going to be away for a week or more, I'll go into her house to feed her cats, clean out their litterbox, and spend time with them. If she needs anything done to her house, and she needs a hand with it, I'm always there to help her. We are close friends, and no, we are not dating for one very basic reason....she is a lesbian, so any type of romance between us is out of the question.

                                          Anyway, this post is already too long, so I'll wrap it up here.
                                          Thanks for sharing Dekoda
                                          Great to meet a long lasting member with lot to tell.
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