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    #31
    Originally posted by Roops
    Well, I got the first bit about english not being the only lanquage in the world,...
    Ok, so here what I wrote:

    Dear Mr. Roops, of course English is not the only language in the world, it seems you don't know that. I think what you wrote here is pretty strong.

    So you see what I wrote really wasn't impolite. It was just to annoy you a little bit. I hope you're not angry with me now, I can't imagine why.

    lxm
    Last edited by Luxman; 16 June 2004, 08:08 PM. Reason: errors - errors - errors

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      #32
      Male
      30 years old (never expected to live this long)

      California, United States

      Language: English and enough Spanish to get my ass kicked

      Occupation: US Army, Infantry (let the flaming/hate mail begin)

      Currently planning to marry a great woman I met on eharmony.com
      (yes, it works)

      Hobbies: World/US history, WWI & II, PC gaming, reading, drinking, internet, radio, WWII reenactment, airsoft, real guns, politics, writing...ah...thats about it

      Porn: Definatly amature. g/g, b/g, panties, shaved/unshaved...look I just like women

      ecrush: Jamie, Chrissy, Paula

      Travel: (Should I mention countries where people have shot at me?) Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Ireland, Germany, Novia Scotia, Panama, Mexico, and Iraq.
      Last edited by redtwo; 16 June 2004, 04:06 PM.

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        #33
        self

        Being an ozzy makes Abby's site all that more interesting. This is primarily because of the light, which is different from that sooty light
        we find in europe and the US. The spectrum of sunlight in Oz makes girls glow instead of looking like they were just squeezed out of a tube.
        Another thing is that I think I was on a plane with one of those girls last week.
        When your'e on a plane, you kind of preserve some sense of dignity.
        Even if I met her in a nightclub I might not say: " Love yer spread shots darling !"
        Something I read in an old copy of B&W magazine, some guy said until the word wanker becomes a compliment there will always be an intrinsic social problem with pornography.
        But it's good because now I know that girls might do it for me.
        Seeing a girl on a plane is essentially no more erotic or arousing than watching old episodes of Baywatch.
        But more a gentle reminder that there are many unlikely ladies that would reveal their blossom and sexuality and naked beauty to my camera and my gaze were I to but ask.
        For an escape from work and the crushing pseudo-morality of my local community I discovered I could live up to people's low opinions of me by being a regular Norman Lindsay in my own lunch time
        The shock discovery of one in three girls saying "YES" was like a new lease of life.
        It ads erotica and gentle fantasy to every day of my decadent life.

        PLEASE DONT TELL MY CUSTOMERS !

        Four of them have done shoots for me so far, but I dont usually ask.
        Abby is a good teacher in her matter-of -fact approach to it all, and a great sense of light an location. True, some of it looks a bit like the outtakes from 'Fireflies', but the shoots are for the most well constructed and innocently sexy and fun.
        The depth of field between art and smut is broad.
        Thanks for the tuition Abby, we just need Kubrick's f.07 lens...

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          #34
          Male
          30yrs

          Calgary, AB. Canada

          Language: English and enough French to know the gist

          Occupation: IT Guy

          Hobbies: Ultimate Frisbee, mountain biking, computer games, backpacking, digital photography, pubs,

          Porn: amateur, solo girl, girl/girl, girl/boy, shaved/trimmed, prefer youthful women

          Abbygirl crushes: Alexandra (definately!), Casey, Jamie, Paula, Elise M, Nadia

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            #35
            Originally posted by luxman
            I hope you're not angry with me now
            lxm
            My dear Luxman, of course I'm not angry - whatever would give you that idea ?

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              #36
              If wern't for the last three posts I was going to suggest that we might draw up Articles Of Association and apply to the Rotary Club for permission to create a virtual branch here on the boards due to the preponderance of middle-aged, well-travelled businessmen who have been round the block.

              Viewing this fascinating thread might explain the consensus of conservative opinion with regards to what sort of fine young ladies we like to see, that is natural unshaven girls without tattoos and piercings.

              I can't believe that the majority of aw.com members fall in the profile I've just described. Surely there are a sizeable group of youngsters out there ? Talking of young 'uns I'm surprised that Sweatyfox - "the conscience of the boards" - has not posted his particulars. How about it SF ?

              The other thing that strikes me is that this thread has had an official endorsement by way of a mention in the news page. I think it is incumbent for senior management to list their details, after all, we have laid our souls bare for all to see.

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                #37
                Originally posted by Roops
                I can't believe that the majority of aw.com members fall in the profile I've just described. Surely there are a sizeable group of youngsters out there ?
                We did a survey (about two years ago, I guess it's a bit outdated now) asking our members age range, and the 25-35, 35-45 age groups collectively added up to well over 50%. I think most younger people either don't sign up memberships to sites, or they are influenced a lot by the all-pervasive media and tend to go for the kind of models that aren't the aw.com type.

                Probably.

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                  #38
                  Male, 44, Irish-American, Wiccan priest, Boston Mass. USA

                  BS in Economics, work in IT. Traveling programming consultant, client server type stuff - work a lot for Old Nick 'imself: The energy biz and pharmaceuticals. However, my current john is the plastics industry.

                  Speak American English; but can get by in the other versions of the twisted tongue.

                  Currently in two long term open relationships with two wonderful women who detest each other. (The traveling part of my job helps.) Have avoided children. And generally prefer the company of cats.

                  Hobbies: Making beer and mead, watching ice hockey, playing golf, studying metaphysics and practicing magic.

                  Preferences: g/g. solo. Portraits. Prefer women to girls, shaply bodies to skinny ones, redheads with more than a handsfull, shaved is OK but shaving red would be a sin. Eyes, and the depth therein, are the most important of all.

                  Crushes and Favs: Aimee, Ally, Alice, Bess, Carmen, Deb, Gabrielle, Heidi S, Jacinta, Josie, Inge, Marissa, Matilda, Morgan, Sanne, Susie, Tara

                  Porn: AW, Hippie Goddess, ISM, ATK, DOMIA .... IndieNudes, Jesus Loves Porn, Goat List (I like hard core, but not with girls I sorta know, ya know)

                  Travels: Canada, Ireland, England, Wales, Germany, Rhodesia (when it was)

                  Hopes and dreams: A united Ireland, and a respectable USA. And a Stanley cup in Boston.

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Roops
                    The other thing that strikes me is that this thread has had an official endorsement by way of a mention in the news page. I think it is incumbent for senior management to list their details, after all, we have laid our souls bare for all to see.
                    I agree. Maybe we can hit Abby up for some info now that she's relaxed from a long holiday.

                    I'd love to know what the rest of the staff does for fun offline as well. The membership's shared interest is porn, so I wonder what the purveyors of this filth <g> would do in their time off. Maybe they enjoy reading a good software instruction manual, reconciling a checkbook or defragmenting a hard drive.

                    I think we should pester them with annoying questions until they share.

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                      #40
                      well, no need to make demands!

                      Female, 29 years old, Melbourne Australia.

                      Occupation, er pornographer. I used "photographer" on all the customs and immigration forms recently, tho.

                      Currently in a long term relationship with my GF. Live together. She's not into porn, but she appreciates my work, and does not get jealous. Yay for her.

                      Hobbies... learning to fly helicopters. Since my holiday, I want to get back into downhill mountainbike riding. Dangerous, but hellgood fun. on teev, I love Buffy, Firefly, ER, Alias. AW used to be a hobby, and it kinda still is.

                      Porn pref: www.harrysbabes.com. He's just SO damn WRONG. I feel guilty for liking his stuff.

                      Fave AW model, Mikaela. (don't ask if you don't know).

                      Travelled, first time outta oz a few weeks back, Canada and WA in the US. Canada is amazing. I want to open a AW office there.

                      a

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by Abby
                        Travelled, first time outta oz a few weeks back, Canada and WA in the US.
                        Yeah, I was right with my estimation (Vancouver, etc....) where you would go. I should change my name to Sherlock.

                        lxm

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                          #42
                          [QUOTE=Abby]well, no need to make demands!

                          .................................................. ...........................

                          Could I enquire if Abby Winters is your real name.?

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                            #43
                            Abby,

                            Welcome back from a well deserved vacation. I heartily endorse your idea of a satellite office, perhaps in Vancouver. It's always been a great source of beautiful women -- I've been there and to Seattle (several times) and you couldn't go wrong.

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                              #44
                              Gender: Male
                              Age: 34
                              Live: Melbourne, Australia (originally from Dunedin, New Zealand)
                              Languages spoken: English. A tiny insignificant smattering of Maori (my brother is fluent)
                              Occupation: Web Designer, Video Editor
                              Marital Status: Single and alone
                              Travelled: New Zealand, Fiji when I was a kid, a little bit of Australia
                              Hobbies: Computer graphics, Movie special effects, Reading fantasy novels (Discworld, Harry Potter, etc)
                              Porn preferences: The kind of stuff we do here (though not actually our stuff - I'm too close to it), plus a couple of other things I find on newsgroups from time to time that we don't do, like amateur facials and gonzo porn
                              AW faves: Emma, Nadia, Elizabeth, Hannah, Bonnie, Ellie

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                                #45
                                um - whats "gonzo" porn? normally I'd ask my wife but she's away

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                                  #46
                                  It's when they forget about a script or any kind of pretense, just grab the video camera and go out and shoot, using the cameraman as the receiver of sexual gratification from some bint they picked up off the street. 99% of the time it's totally fake, and unfortunately is often very offensive, but it still has a certain visceral appeal sometimes.

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                                    #47
                                    Originally posted by Vid Dude
                                    ...
                                    Occupation: Web Designer, Video Editor...
                                    Notice the only post with Bold in the line heading! I think it's in your blood, Vid Dude.

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                                      #48
                                      Ah, we've played that one - nearly dropped the vidcam on her head on one occaision. Didn't know it was called "gonzo" I thought it was called "being kinky with the vidcam".

                                      Here I cannot overstress the importance for respectable couples who are in a loving relationship to make sure that after filming, the vid cassette is removed, placed in a case and safely stored away. I say this because in a box stored in a top shelf of a wardrobe in our bedroom are several vid cassettes of questionable content secure in their respective cases. Except one. For there is an empty cassette case which has been causing Mrs Roops and I some consternation for about a year now. We are not sure what's on it, but one day ............

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                                        #49
                                        I believe it's playing in a web double feature with the Paris Hilton tape, no?

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                                          #50
                                          Originally posted by Vid Dude
                                          b]Hobbies:[/b] Computer graphics, Movie special effects, Reading fantasy novels (Discworld, Harry Potter, etc)
                                          I really enjoy the special effects, especially the CGI. Have you ever heard of a magazin called Cinefex? It comes out quarterly, and goes into a great amount of detail on how movie effects are created, from CGI to practical. Very interesting magazine, you should check it out if you get a chance.

                                          I used to goof around with 3d Studio Max a bit, my buddy is an architect and would let me use it when I visited. I understand the technical stuff pretty well, but I'm about as creative as a stick, so no career in movie effects for me.

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                                            #51
                                            I’ve recently had a (short) training & demonstration of Shake (http://www.apple.com/shake/). We officially sell it, but honestly, I never had a customer for it up to now. It’s the software used for “Lord of the Rings”, “Ice Age”, "Fight Club" and a lot more.

                                            It’s very impressive but so complex that I was dead after the session, and I’m not so much creative in virtual stuff.

                                            lxm

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                                              #52
                                              Originally posted by Abby
                                              Hobbies... learning to fly helicopters. Since my holiday, I want to get back into downhill mountainbike riding. Dangerous, but hellgood fun. on teev, I love Buffy, Firefly, ER, Alias. AW used to be a hobby, and it kinda still is.
                                              Helicopter are cool, I used to fly remote control ones (expensive hobby).

                                              I was pissed when they took Buffy and Angel off the air. I never really got into Firefly, but I give all the Wheden stuff a try. Alias is a great show, one of the few shows that I always watch. I even get it on HDTV. Watching Jennifer Garner get out of a pool in high definition is a truly memorable event.

                                              Originally posted by Abby
                                              Porn pref: www.harrysbabes.com. He's just SO damn WRONG. I feel guilty for liking his stuff.
                                              I never heard of that site before, but I checked it out. I agree with the wrongness, but it looks sinfully arousing. It seems like there is a lot of amateur porn coming from the Ukraine and Russia these days. The desperate economies are probably pushing young girls to do things they may not want to do for money. It really is a sad commentary on society, but it is really hot porn. A guitly pleasure to be sure.

                                              Originally posted by Abby
                                              Travelled, first time outta oz a few weeks back, Canada and WA in the US. Canada is amazing. I want to open a AW office there.
                                              What did you think of the United States? Do you have any stories? Pictures? Did you make it down to San Fransisco, LA or the Napa Valley? I'd love to see some of your sightseeing pictures, I have a feeling you took a camera or two!

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                                                #53
                                                Originally posted by Roops
                                                Here I cannot overstress the importance for respectable couples who are in a loving relationship to make sure that after filming, the vid cassette is removed, placed in a case and safely stored away.
                                                Oh, my. Have you watched 'Trainspotting'? One character, Tommy, encounters VERY vicious consequences when his home-made stuff is found *shudder*

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                                                  #54
                                                  Originally posted by v_m_smith
                                                  I really enjoy the special effects, especially the CGI. Have you ever heard of a magazin called Cinefex? It comes out quarterly, and goes into a great amount of detail on how movie effects are created, from CGI to practical. Very interesting magazine, you should check it out if you get a chance.
                                                  I've been collecting Cinefex for the last ten years. I have most of them, though these days they tend to gloss over stuff I want to know, and go into details about things that go over my head.

                                                  They like saying things like "We just ran it through Flame and comped it in with Shake." As these are extremely high end pieces of software, I have no ideas what that really entailed. Was it truly difficult? Was it painstaking work (but conceptually fairly basic)? I dunno.

                                                  I'm using Lightwave to put together a little townscape for a short film, and my very basic tools seem to be achieving some nice stuff, though I won't be winning any awards anytime soon.

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                                                    #55
                                                    Female

                                                    25 years old

                                                    Live in: Melbourne, Australia. Ethnicity: Hakka Chinese.

                                                    Spoken language: Queen's English. Other languages: Naughty-schoolboy Cantonese (filthy words only), passable Bahasa Melayu. 'Restaurant-ese', i.e. knowing the difference between oeufs-de-la whatever and tamago-yaki.

                                                    Occupation: My boyfriend's brother calls me a porn secretary! Office admin here at Abbyland.

                                                    Relationship - Loving and handsome boyfriend of five years.

                                                    Hobbies outside of porn - All things Food! My lemon tart is very good. So is my osso bucco. Have mastered the arts of shortcrust and stock-making. Had recent disaster with Dutch cinnamon rolls. Tempura continues to frustrate. Also, violent video games and delicate origami.

                                                    Interesting things - Um... I've lived in two countries, I've only got one ovary, I was on TV cop show Stingers once, I went to the Moulin Rouge with mum and dad when I was only six, and I've interviewed the son and daughter of Malaysia's ex-Prime Minister. I work in porn and love it.

                                                    Porn preferences - Hmm... I do quite like Nerve.com. Not really porn, but interesting stuff about sex and sexuality. Also admire Candida Royalle's and Susie Bright's work.

                                                    Current ecrushes - Not e-crushes exactly, but all the girls here SO great! Glad to count Jamie as a friend, recently met Susie and spoken to Cass, who's really sweet.

                                                    Traveled to: UK, most of Australia, Malaysia (inc. scary Borneo backwoods), France, Germany, threw my first snowball in Switzerland. I wanna got to Japan!

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                                                      #56
                                                      Originally posted by Kitsune
                                                      Oh, my.
                                                      Christ, I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!

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                                                        #57
                                                        Male, 31, lurker on the boards

                                                        Resides: Portsmouth, England (more by circumstance than choice)

                                                        Spoken Languages: English and "Please","Thankyou", "One Beer Please" on French, Spanish and Japanese

                                                        Occupation: Computer Games Programming by way of an Engineering Degree

                                                        Relaitionshit: pardon? what does that mean?

                                                        Hobbies outside of porn: if I am honest, none.

                                                        Adictions and other OCD behaviour outside of porn: videogames, beer, TV, cocktails, dance music, reading.

                                                        Porn preferences: pretty girls getting naked and rude in a "not too false" kind of way. Here's the confessional, I've been an on and off member of AW about 4 times now since 2001. I sometimes feel that the models are going though a bit of a "dry patch" where they aren't as cute as I'd hope. And now I've found FTVgirls which is off the chart.

                                                        All time faves: SUSIE!!!! and Ally. I saw them both on the usenet and that's what brought me to the site. More recently Paula, Matilda, Tammy, always Jamie. Strangely enough a lot of the english girls on the site, who would never dream of doing it back home, hence UK porn is frightful.(p.s. I once bumped into Renae in a pub was too much of a scardy-cat to broach the subject with her)

                                                        Travels: France and Switzerland for the Skiing, Spain(Ibiza) for the Sun, California for a job that fell though :-(

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                                                          #58
                                                          Gender: Male

                                                          Age: 34

                                                          Live: Midwest US

                                                          Languages spoken: English and enough Spanish to get by.

                                                          Occupation: Engineer (but not computers!)

                                                          Marital status: Alas, single....always seem to fall in love with the wrong one.

                                                          Travelled: North America only

                                                          Hobbies: Anything outdoors, photography.

                                                          Porn perferences: AW.com.

                                                          AW faves: Too new to the site to say for sure. Many are memorable.

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                                                            #59
                                                            Age: 20, 21 in December so I’m a Saggi

                                                            Sex: Yes please J (well you all know what sex I am)

                                                            Live in: Melbourne Australia, (on the cool side of the Yarra)

                                                            Spoken language: Australian. I can count to 10 in Japanese.

                                                            Occupation: Model liaison for an internet pornographic company (the last bit is for when I want to go into detail)

                                                            Relationship: I have just found my self a lovely geek and I’m courting.

                                                            Hobbies outside of porn: Well it used to be Skating but I haven’t been in ages. I skated to work the other day and after that I was limping for 2 days my leg hurt that much. Nelson is another big hobbies. I like to ride my bike when I get the time. But when I’m at work I like to stir up Abby, she stirs me up back. I did middle eastern drumming for about 2-3 year and I own 2 drums. I haven’t done it in about 2 yrs now but I’m dead keen to get back into it. but no one does any lessons on the weekend. SO instead I’m gonna teach my friends so we can jam together.

                                                            Interesting things: every model which walks into my office is my friend. I have the best job in the world. My dog Nelson can do back flips.

                                                            Porn preferences: Umm Well. I look at porn at work all the time so it isn’t something I do in my spare time or to get off on.

                                                            Current ecrushes: My favorite model at the moment are the ones which you don’t know yet Zoe B and Candice, Oh and Miranda

                                                            Traveled to: I’ll be off to New Zealand soon, To go snowboarding. It will be the first time I have been overseas. Apart from that I’ve seen most of Australia.


                                                            Jamie

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                                                              #60
                                                              Originally posted by Kitsune
                                                              Have you watched 'Trainspotting'?
                                                              Thank you for your concern. Your consideration and the fact that you are cat lover makes you a member of the top strata of mankind in my book.

                                                              I also note that we share an interest – cooking. I do admire someone who is willing to spend the time preparing osso bucco. I prefer using veal rather than beef. You have my sympathy in attempting tempura, I did it once and it was a total cock-up. So many things can go wrong; cooking oil temperature has to be exact and constant; timing has to be precise; not least, the consistency of lumpy batter has to be spot-on.

                                                              Apropos “Train-spotting” – yes I have seen the film, though it’s not the type of genre or subject matter that grabs my attention. The film was shown recently on British television. I must have watched it in my study, but was distracted by something, book, web surfing or work – I can’t remember. The only scene I recall was someone standing naked in a hallway outside his girl friend’s flat. Next thing I recall was him pulling a condom off his penis.

                                                              BTW, I can’t help feeling that I’ve seen you before – have you appeared in ISM ?
                                                              Last edited by Roops; 18 June 2004, 12:14 PM.

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